my secret must be told

[Mrs_giggles]

hi for those that dont know im dave pretons mrs and this is my confession
every weekend i paint myself blue ,why i here you ask ,well im 5 foot f all and this makes me look like a SMURF, my dream job is to work in willy wonkas chocolate factory, which i am perfect for as im ginger and a midget
i am thankfull that my wonderful husband looks past this obvious issue, in closing i would just like to say catagoricly that it is a very bad idea to mess with dave preston as he does also have a huge revenge streak, which he has no qualms of putting to use ,


















:smt043revenge is sweet

[_Stretchie_]

Dave??

[Bri w]

"He's a very naughty Boy"

[Lozzo]

Never mess with a ginge. I think Mr Preston is in for a hard time and may find conjugal rights are denied for a while.

[davepreston]

"He's a very naughty Boy"
hey your the one called brian :)

[Sudoxe]

hi for those that dont know im dave pretons mrs and this is my confession
every weekend i paint myself blue ,why i here you ask ,well im 5 foot f all and this makes me look like a SMURF, my dream job is to work in willy wonkas chocolate factory, which i am perfect for as im ginger and a midget
i am thankfull that my wonderful husband looks past this obvious issue, in closing i would just like to say catagoricly that it is a very bad idea to mess with dave preston as he does also have a huge revenge streak, which he has no qualms of putting to use ,


a 5ft ginger smurf...I think rule 34 (http://xkcd.com/305/) applies here...

[Kinvig]

That link may get me in trouble! Innocently, I looked on the web for the link mentioned in that cartoon........I wonder what my office web policy is with regards to girls in the shower with guitars?

[Bri w]

hey your the one called brian :)


"Oh no he isn't"

:-dd "Always look on the bright side of life." :-dd

[yorkie_chris]

hey your the one called brian :)

:smt043

And you said I was working my way up the hit list!

[timwilky]

Dave, you is getting naughty.

Expect retribution to be both swift and painful

[_Stretchie_]

I wonder what my office web policy is with regards to girls in the shower with guitars?

Do they have a shower in the building?

If so then GAME ON

[Bibio]

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[Dave20046]

Just lolled myself.

[dizzyblonde]

So you want to be an oompah loompah eh???

I'll let you have my job and still think its a 'dream job'....in fact I'll even pay you in blue paint if you want to work in a chocolate factory that much!


Dave....you are naughty!

[Dave20046]

So you want to be an oompah loompah eh???

I'll let you have my job and still think its a 'dream job'....in fact I'll even pay you in blue paint if you want to work in a chocolate factory that much!


Dave....you are naughty!
Has anyone ever gone into work dressed as an oompah lumpa?
they bloody should.
Are they interviewing at the mo?

[dizzyblonde]

Nobody has gone in looking like an oompah loompah!
Wearing blue boiler pants and a pale blue polo shirt is work issue. Oh and a nice hairnet, mines green as I'm a first aider, so I guess it looks pretty daft.

I would gladly pass my job onto anyone who is stupid enough to think its a great place to work. A nightshift in there is 12 hrs of sheer pain and boredom, pulling teeth is much easier!

Dave, its very very difficult to get a job with them. I'll tell you all about them if and when we see each other next. It'll put you off.

[Dave20046]

Nobody has gone in looking like an oompah loompah!
Wearing blue boiler pants and a pale blue polo shirt is work issue. Oh and a nice hairnet, mines green as I'm a first aider, so I guess it looks pretty daft.

I would gladly pass my job onto anyone who is stupid enough to think its a great place to work. A nightshift in there is 12 hrs of sheer pain and boredom, pulling teeth is much easier!

Dave, its very very difficult to get a job with them. I'll tell you all about them if and when we see each other next. It'll put you off.
Oh I know-you've told me a bit about it before, I just want to attend an interview dressed as an oompah lumpa and see how far I get :mrgreen:

[dizzyblonde]

GO FOR IT. After all they have plenty of muppets in there. Or indeed Fraggles or Sesame Street charactors.

Thats not insinuating you are a muppet BTW, just its a bit like watching the muppet show in there! OR an episode of spongebob squarepants....

[davepreston]

:) well isnt karma a quick worker

[M65]

Never mess with a ginge. I think Mr Preston is in for a hard time and may find conjugal rights are denied for a while.


I agree. Especially my pregnant one. Life is tough!! :D

[Mike2165]

hey your the one called brian :)

I'm Brian and so is my wife

[Bri w]

:) well isnt karma a quick worker

I hope he's well paid!