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missyburd
23-01-10, 01:05 AM
i shall join the other org members and tell you that im gay,
my life with yc is a sham, an ellabrot cover that we planned to save face
dont think ill of me for decieving you all for so long ,but after manx matt i feel you are all ready to hear the truth
so in conclusion ,i like girls i wouldnt mind a sex change and there is just something about oil and grase that gets me going, i just wish i had another female to enjoy it with
see you all soon
luv maria
proof no one is safe muhahahahahahahaha
go girl...... i like to see a bit of girl on girl.. can we have a show at the GMIII please.
instead of a sex change have you thought about a strapadictomy. you could mabee join these 2. http://www.thedix.info/Pix/DixChix/Floral%20XTC.jpg they look like they are having fun.
lmfao - nine mYC, sorry YC you and the GPZ make good soul m8's though
xXBADGERXx
23-01-10, 02:28 AM
Why is that everybody that confesses to something on this site seems to type exactly the same way Davepreston does :scratch:
barwel1992
23-01-10, 04:06 AM
^ anndd why is it allways that there gay lol
Von Teese
23-01-10, 04:59 AM
i shall join the other org members and tell you that im gay,
my life with yc is a sham, an ellabrot cover that we planned to save face
dont think ill of me for decieving you all for so long ,but after manx matt i feel you are all ready to hear the truth
so in conclusion ,i like girls i wouldnt mind a sex change and there is just something about oil and grase that gets me going, i just wish i had another female to enjoy it with
see you all soon
luv maria
proof no one is safe muhahahahahahahaha
Maria wouldn't spell elaborate as 'ellabrot' ;)
i shall join the other org members and tell you that im gay,
my life with yc is a sham, an ellabrot cover that we planned to save face
dont think ill of me for decieving you all for so long ,but after manx matt i feel you are all ready to hear the truth
so in conclusion ,i like girls i wouldnt mind a sex change and there is just something about oil and grase that gets me going, i just wish i had another female to enjoy it with
see you all soon
luv maria
proof no one is safe muhahahahahahahaha
Does this mean YC is also ghey? ;) Have you both been covering for each other?
*GASP* have I logged on a ghey site...:smt103 ???
mister c
23-01-10, 09:16 AM
Well, there you go :)
I will admit that I think I'm a Lesbian, I love women :):):)
Well done Mr Preston, but it's about time you learned to type a bit better, or at least how to spell.
-Ralph-
23-01-10, 10:03 AM
^ anndd why is it allways that there gay lol
That's a very good question. Some underlying psychology going on here? ;)
Dicky Ticker
23-01-10, 10:06 AM
I have a problem with this whole gay concept
When you have an opposite sex match the physical act is obvious
But when it is same sex how do you establish who is the giver and who is the taker and not just that how do you pick your opposite to begin with if they look the same as you?or do they have turns about.
I am not trying to wind anybody up,---just curious as I don't frequent these circles
-Ralph-
23-01-10, 10:15 AM
I have a problem with this whole gay concept
When you have an opposite sex match the physical act is obvious
But when it is same sex how do you establish who is the giver and who is the taker and not just that how do you pick your opposite to begin with if they look the same as you?or do they have turns about.
I am not trying to wind anybody up,---just curious as I don't frequent these circles
I have no problem with lesbians, I can understand the attraction perfectly :D
It's the concept of wanting to lie naked in bed cuddling another hairy, stubbly, farting, rough skinned, muscular person with d**k, that I just can't grasp and never will. And the desire to partake in certain physical acts...
I don't have anything against it particularly, if your a homo that's fine and it's up to you what you do behind closed doors, but just don't expect me ever to understand it.
ArtyLady
23-01-10, 10:19 AM
Why is that everybody that confesses to something on this site seems to type exactly the same way Davepreston does :scratch:
Thought that as soon as I read it :lol:
timwilky
23-01-10, 10:37 AM
I have no problem with lesbians, I can understand the attraction perfectly :D
It's the concept of wanting to lie naked in bed cuddling another hairy, stubbly, farting, rough skinned, muscular person with d**k, that I just can't grasp and never will. And the desire to partake in certain physical acts...
I don't have anything against it particularly, if your a homo that's fine and it's up to you what you do behind closed doors, but just don't expect me ever to understand it.
Please clarify the above, I find it disturbing that you have contemplated grasping D**K but cannot quite reach.
or did I read that wrong?
As for Maria coming out of her closet. Good on you girl, but please go back to school for spelling lessons. or is that how drunken Irishmen spell? Why do you think when he dossed down here, there was not a computer in sight/reach.
-Ralph-
23-01-10, 10:51 AM
Please clarify the above, I find it disturbing that you have contemplated grasping D**K but cannot quite reach.
or did I read that wrong?
Lets re-phrase..
I can't and never will grasp the concept of wanting to lie naked in bed cuddling another hairy, stubbly, farting, rough skinned, muscular person with d**k. And the desire to partake in certain physical acts = yuk
That better? :D
TheOnlyNemesis
23-01-10, 05:25 PM
I have no problem with lesbians, I can understand the attraction perfectly :D
It's the concept of wanting to lie naked in bed cuddling another hairy, stubbly, farting, rough skinned, muscular person with d**k, that I just can't grasp and never will. And the desire to partake in certain physical acts...
I don't have anything against it particularly, if your a homo that's fine and it's up to you what you do behind closed doors, but just don't expect me ever to understand it.
it's funny how every man can understand lesbians but not gay men, why is that? isn't it the same principle:confused:
-Ralph-
23-01-10, 06:53 PM
it's funny how every man can understand lesbians but not gay men, why is that? isn't it the same principle:confused:
Not at all, I can understand the attraction to women, because I am attracted to women myself. I can't understand the attraction to men. You can understand people who have the same views, regardless of what sex they are.
A relationship is not all about attraction though, I could probably live with a male friend with a lot less aggro than with my wife. We are actually quite suited in our nature to spend time with members of the same sex, because we naturally understand each other better. It's the physical side of male gayness that I just don't get.
TheOnlyNemesis
23-01-10, 07:09 PM
but flipping it on its head, the principle of it is the same, same sex attraction in a sexual way. The only difference is the genitals of them. You'd think if you could understand one you would get the other but it's rarely the case. I can't talk too much about it cause i in same boat as you and don't get it either just think it amusing how it is the case.
-Ralph-
23-01-10, 08:20 PM
You'd think if you could understand one you would get the other but it's rarely the case.
I think you'd probably find that some women understand gay people, better than they do lesbianism.
Tiger 55
23-01-10, 08:26 PM
i shall join the other org members and tell you that im gay,
my life with yc is a sham, an ellabrot cover that we planned to save face
Wow, just like that, gay AND illiterate. ;)
beabert
23-01-10, 08:29 PM
but flipping it on its head, the principle of it is the same, same sex attraction in a sexual way. The only difference is the genitals of them. You'd think if you could understand one you would get the other but it's rarely the case. I can't talk too much about it cause i in same boat as you and don't get it either just think it amusing how it is the case.
What i dont get is, why some lesbians date women that look like men.... figure that one out.
TheOnlyNemesis
23-01-10, 08:43 PM
haha, they very confused?
What i dont get is, why some lesbians date women that look like men.... figure that one out.
Just like half of gay men are effeminate. :confused:
I don't get your point.
It's the physical side of male gayness that I just don't get.
Some men like willies, I guess:D
beabert
23-01-10, 09:11 PM
I don't get your point. Well you would assume if a lady doesn't fancy men, they must dislike male attributes. So why look for a girl with male attributes???? You would assume they would want a girly girl.
Same goes for gay men and girly boys lol.
Who here is gay? help us understand.
Mrs_giggles
23-01-10, 09:26 PM
as tim wilky said people need to learn not to leave computers of any sort around davepreston, especially when he has consumed or in the process of consuming any alcohol, he has no self control or guily mechanism therefore does what he wants.
wyrdness
23-01-10, 10:04 PM
That's a very good question. Some underlying psychology going on here? ;)
I was thinking the same thing. Is Dave trying to tell us something?
Mrs_giggles
23-01-10, 10:26 PM
it is odd isnt it the gay community do find him oddly attractive for some reason hehe
Well you would assume if a lady doesn't fancy men, they must dislike male attributes. So why look for a girl with male attributes???? You would assume they would want a girly girl.
Same goes for gay men and girly boys lol.
Who here is gay? help us understand.
Because it takes all sorts to make a world. As Ed says, some men like willies and out of them some will be all butch about it & some will be all girlie about it and I guess in that way opposites get to hook up.
beabert
23-01-10, 11:55 PM
but its seems to be very common, well it was in the circles i was in, female footballers.
it is odd isnt it the gay community do find him oddly attractive for some reason hehe
Sure its not Dave trying to come out the closet?
Quiff Wichard
24-01-10, 12:55 AM
Well done Mr Preston, but it's about time you learned to type a bit better, or at least how to spell.
I may be wrong
but hasn't DP posted on here in the past that he is Dyslexic? so please disregard his "errors"
:elephant: < an elephant.
Jayneflakes
24-01-10, 01:21 AM
I am getting awfully bored of these. [-(
Anyway, if it helps any of you understand the complex relationships that can occur between two people of the same sex/Gender/Genital group why not have a look here (http://www.gayfamilysupport.com/gay-support-groups.html).
Thank you for supporting your local Lesbian/Gay/Bi-Sexual/Transgender person. Oh and just to make it interesting, do bare in mind that Transgender does include three to five human brain genders. Go and read up on them here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_gender) if it interests you.
To really stir up the wasps you can also argue that as Sexuality and Gender are seperate things, thus putting Transgender people in the same category as homosexuals is technically incorrect.
There is also the issue of Homophobic bullying to take in to consideration and you can read up on some of that here (http://www.eachaction.org.uk/info/homophobic-bullying).
Should any of you wish to discuss any issue raised here, feel free to mail me in private.
Right, I am off to cuddle up with my Girlfriend and watch Star Trek... :smt096
missyburd
24-01-10, 08:39 AM
Oh dear...I have learnt my lesson lol. And am somewhat touched people have noticed my literacy skills, bless you all for noticing LOL. Leave Dave alone though, were you actually mistaken to think that with all his height and strength there would actually be room for more brainpower than was necessary? :-P
Interesting the posts that have ended up being chucked in the mix here, and there was me thinking the only outcome of this thread was for me to see I have a large number of PMs from people declaring their undying love for me now I am free of YC...not one...#sniff#
:-D
Von Teese
24-01-10, 11:12 AM
there was me thinking the only outcome of this thread was for me to see I have a large number of PMs from people declaring their undying love for me now I am free of YC...not one...#sniff#
Well if I had known it wasn't a scam! ;)
beabert
24-01-10, 11:16 AM
There is also the issue of Homophobic bullying to take in to consideration and you can read up on some of that here (http://www.eachaction.org.uk/info/homophobic-bullying).
Why did you feel the need to write the above?
Jayneflakes
24-01-10, 12:18 PM
Why did you feel the need to write the above?
Implying or stating that a person is homosexual, whether they are or not and then making fun of that person because of the accusation, is a form of homophobic bullying. Although I do not believe that such bullying seriously takes place on the Org, I do like to raise awareness of such issues when they arise. ](*,)
I have noticed and commented on homophobia on here before though. :smt076
It is not that I am waving a flag because I am openly gay, but I do think about Human Rights a lot. When I see these threads, they are always making fun of someone, implying that that there is something wrong with homosexuality. There is also the use of the word Gay or Ghey with the implication that what is being described is some how bad, poor or contemptible. :smt012
Given these aspects, do you now see why I raise the issue of Homophobic bullying on the org? :-(
yorkie_chris
24-01-10, 02:15 PM
It is not that I am waving a flag because I am openly gay, but I do think about Human Rights a lot. When I see these threads, they are always making fun of someone, implying that that there is something wrong with homosexuality. There is also the use of the word Gay or Ghey with the implication that what is being described is some how bad, poor or contemptible. :smt012
Given these aspects, do you now see why I raise the issue of Homophobic bullying on the org? :-(
It's just the English language. Gay is not normal so it gets used in that way.
To be honest I don't actually like the idea of gay sex, so I think I'll carry on using it as an insult.
Openly gay men would only act/dress like that to entertain the rest of us, so fire into them. I know a couple of poofters who act like perfectly normal members of society, but if a bloke wears make up and talks in a daft voice then blame them for making gay an insult.
Take the suzuki gladius for example, it gets called gay because it's obviously been designed for tarts and those gentlemen with a preoccupation for countersinking turds. You can see the design features which make it ideally suited for commuting to a fashion designers office or some sort of pot-pourri shop.
As usual the daily mash provides wisdom:
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/'gayness-is-everywhere-and-it-wants-your-son'-200911172232/
davepreston
24-01-10, 02:22 PM
just to clarify why i use gayness as a theme im my hyjacks
i make fun of gay cos they dress better than me so i dont like them
i make fun of the french cos they are a bunch of surrender monkeys
the scots cos there tight, the english cos there ignorant, the welsh cos there sheep shagggers and the irish cos there a bunch of terrorists, coloured people (of all discribions) cos they can dance, and finally americians cos there fat thick gun toting racist religious nuts
if i have miss what you are "labeled" please list below and i shall get back to you with a suitabile insult as soon as possible
lots of luv dave
Spiderman
24-01-10, 02:34 PM
Dave i feel excluded from your bag of insults, none of those are remotely close to insulting me in any generalised fashion at all. Please rectify this situation at your earliest convenience.
Thanks in advance.
davepreston
24-01-10, 02:38 PM
i deeply apologise you southern shandy drinking rag headed poof, i shalll endover to think up a suitable reply forthwith :)
davepreston
24-01-10, 02:40 PM
here you go spidy a most nasty insult i can think off
spidy your a mod
Spiderman
24-01-10, 02:43 PM
Aw come on Dave, you can do better than that. I wear leather and hang out in the gayest part of london every friday, so i get called gay all the time. Raghead, well its a bit too much of an ameicanisn, shandy costs more than a proper beer with a lime in it does now days so i saty off them.
Hmmm, mod.....what the hell can i say about that...that you aint said in my sig ;)
Must try harder dave.
Interesting the posts that have ended up being chucked in the mix here, and there was me thinking the only outcome of this thread was for me to see I have a large number of PMs from people declaring their undying love for me now I am free of YC...not one...#sniff#
:-D
Sorry Luv, it's Shelly every time for me, but if you were 15 years older it'd be a close run thing. ;)
davepreston
24-01-10, 02:45 PM
dam you man im suffering a hangover here will now sit down and write i must try harder 1000 times
yorkie_chris
24-01-10, 02:48 PM
a proper beer with a lime in it does now days so i saty off them.
What do you shirt lifting turd countersinking bourneville boulevard bravers know about proper beer.
timwilky
24-01-10, 02:49 PM
Well, on the gays slant.I personally do not think it homophobic to call or infer somebody gay. Perhaps the recipients reaction could be homophobic.
I always knew my youngest brother to be on the other bus. even before he knew himself. so was my mother homophobic the day she said to him. "Are you a poof", his reply being "No mum I am gay".
I always remember one guy giving a local queer a hard time (Not literally) in my local when the queer responded with "Do you think you are so f***ing gorgeous that I must want to s**g you". Perhaps that is the root of homophobia, a distrust of ones own sexuality. And therefore a need to be so opposed to the possibility.
And before anyone lays into me for the use of queer. I will quite happily take them to meet the quy above. He is a friend I have known for the past 30 years. and he calls himself queer
Dicky Ticker
24-01-10, 02:52 PM
60/- 70/- 80/- 90/- Pick your weapon
Wait a minute I'm not Southern-------cancel that.We'll have a nice malt instead:D
so if homophobic is anti gay what do you call a gay who is anti straight?
yorkie_chris
24-01-10, 02:52 PM
Just don't remind him he's a Lancastrian or he'll get so unhappy he'll have to shag you.
Dicky Ticker
24-01-10, 03:03 PM
Hetrophobic
Mrs_giggles
24-01-10, 03:03 PM
just like to say you have made my day laughted myself into feeling better
Dicky Ticker
24-01-10, 03:05 PM
Lucky better:D
missyburd
24-01-10, 06:01 PM
Sorry Luv, it's Shelly every time for me, but if you were 15 years older it'd be a close run thing. ;)
good to know Loz, good to know :-P
Is it me or are some straight men seemingly more disgusted of the idea of a gay chappie than most straight women are of lesbians?
-Ralph-
24-01-10, 06:10 PM
I am getting awfully bored of these. [-(
Anyway, if it helps any of you understand the complex relationships that can occur between two people of the same sex/Gender/Genital group why not have a look here (http://www.gayfamilysupport.com/gay-support-groups.html).
Thank you for supporting your local Lesbian/Gay/Bi-Sexual/Transgender person. Oh and just to make it interesting, do bare in mind that Transgender does include three to five human brain genders. Go and read up on them here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_gender) if it interests you.
To really stir up the wasps you can also argue that as Sexuality and Gender are seperate things, thus putting Transgender people in the same category as homosexuals is technically incorrect.
There is also the issue of Homophobic bullying to take in to consideration and you can read up on some of that here (http://www.eachaction.org.uk/info/homophobic-bullying).
Should any of you wish to discuss any issue raised here, feel free to mail me in private.
Right, I am off to cuddle up with my Girlfriend and watch Star Trek... :smt096
Given these aspects, do you now see why I raise the issue of Homophobic bullying on the org? :-(
Nope, but see you trying to defend something that isn't being attacked.
I can see no malice behind any post in this thread. Only some discussion over peoples views and understandings (or lack thereof), some requesting a better understanding, a lot of banter, and absolutely no homophobia.
Roll with it, laugh along and take a chill pill! Gotta be able to laugh at yourself or your kind, or you'll get upset far more often than you need to.
just to clarify why i use gayness as a theme im my hyjacks
i make fun of gay cos they dress better than me so i dont like them
i make fun of the french cos they are a bunch of surrender monkeys
the scots cos there tight, the english cos there ignorant, the welsh cos there sheep shagggers and the irish cos there a bunch of terrorists, coloured people (of all discribions) cos they can dance, and finally americians cos there fat thick gun toting racist religious nuts
if i have miss what you are "labeled" please list below and i shall get back to you with a suitabile insult as soon as possible
lots of luv dave
Excellent! :D
Spiderman
24-01-10, 06:17 PM
dam you man im suffering a hangover here will now sit down and write i must try harder 1000 times
good man. ;)
What do you shirt lifting turd countersinking bourneville boulevard bravers know about proper beer.
Proper beer is what all the secy people in the ads drink aint it? Its whats they advertise the most so it must be the best.
or is it the ones that come in the bottles that i see all the kool kids drinking? Either way, if they stick a wedge of lime in the neck of the bottle then i feel well classy.
I wear leather and hang out in the gayest part of london every friday,
:smt043
Owenski
24-01-10, 09:21 PM
good to know Loz, good to know :-P
Is it me or are some straight men seemingly more disgusted of the idea of a gay chappie than most straight women are of lesbians?
thats cos all woman are a little bit curious, but if your a bloke then even been just a lil curios makes you a **** stabber.
In my experiance the homosexual males I've met who for want of a better word act 'normal' are just as offended/put off by the extrovert types and in addition they get annoyed about the steriotype which this style of homo' immitates.
sunshine
25-01-10, 12:11 AM
thats cos all woman are a little bit curious, but if your a bloke then even been just a lil curios makes you a **** stabber.
In my experiance the homosexual males I've met who for want of a better word act 'normal' are just as offended/put off by the extrovert types and in addition they get annoyed about the steriotype which this style of homo' immitates.
This is true but you also need to remember that women are more accepting to different people and change generally speaking.
There was a study on males to show one in ten are homosexual and six out of ten of homophobic are also homosexual.
and the third sex concept is that the medical anomaly of a woman which is a male thats not has had his **** and balls develop fully and end up having a vagina not a ****? which is more common in premature babys but not unheard of in baby's late or on time. or is it more complex linking me to wiki makes be sleepy unless its interests me more, sorry.
ManxMatt34
25-01-10, 02:22 AM
as tim wilky said people need to learn not to leave computers of any sort around davepreston, especially when he has consumed or in the process of consuming any alcohol, he has no self control or guily mechanism therefore does what he wants.
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