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Seggons
30-01-10, 05:11 PM
Earlier today I was at my computer burning up time on Youtube when suddenly my brother come bursting in.
"Scott look there's a delivery for you."
I thought it was a wind-up because I never send anything to my home.
Me: "What is it then?"
Bro: "It's a delivery for you"
Me: "You winding me up"
Bro: "Honest there is".
So just to see what it was I went to the front door. Next thing I see is a man delivering these from Holly.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC00704.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC00702.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC00701.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC006991.jpg
I love you Holly. :love: :smt055
speedplay
30-01-10, 05:12 PM
Young love....:pukel:
So now we know who wears the trousers in this relationship!!:p
Young love....:pukel:
PMSL!
Hey Smeggo, you know all flowers have a meaning, right? :D
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/aaa2-6.jpg
speedplay
30-01-10, 05:16 PM
So now we know who wears the trousers in this relationship!!:p
Sure as hell isn't seggons!
Whats the bets that the next pressie will be a pair of marigolds...?
madness
30-01-10, 05:17 PM
Glad things are going well.
speedplay
30-01-10, 05:18 PM
PMSL!
Hey Smeggo, you know all flowers have a meaning, right? :D
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/aaa2-6.jpg
Can't see "Triffid" listed on there lissa.
When a Girl suddenly give you Flowers....
She's Feeling guilty...! ;-)
Joke
Can't see "Triffid" listed on there lissa.
Yes, a bit lacking, isn't it?
No 'Mean, green Mother from Outer Space' either! I'd like one of those!
It'd probably choke on Seggons, though! :p
speedplay
30-01-10, 05:24 PM
Yes, a bit lacking, isn't it?
No 'Mean, green Mother from Outer Space' either! I'd like one of those!
It'd probably choke on Seggons, though! :p
More than one sitting I'm guessing ;)
punyXpress
30-01-10, 05:24 PM
Translate what you said after picture #4 so's she can understand.
Hint - use what's in bottom RH of pic 4
That's smashing mate
Biker Biggles
30-01-10, 05:26 PM
When a Girl suddenly give you Flowers....
She's Feeling guilty...! ;-)
Joke
Thats what I thought,but didnt dare post it:D
speedplay
30-01-10, 05:26 PM
Translate what you said after picture #4 so's she can understand.
Hint - use what's in bottom RH of pic 4
That's smashing mate
"Learn yourself scouse"
Lmao, How on earth did I miss that?!
Mr Speirs
30-01-10, 05:29 PM
Ahhh that's nice.
Seggons
30-01-10, 05:32 PM
Young love....:pukel:
It's a beautiful thing. ;)
When a Girl suddenly give you Flowers....
She's Feeling guilty...! ;-)
Joke
:lol:
Yes, a bit lacking, isn't it?
No 'Mean, green Mother from Outer Space' either! I'd like one of those!
It'd probably choke on Seggons, though! :p
It'd choke because I'm far to sweet. ;) :D
Seggons
30-01-10, 05:34 PM
"Learn yourself scouse"
Lmao, How on earth did I miss that?!
It's actually Lern Yerself Scouse. :lol:
Erm....... am I the only one who finds it odd that a girlie sends flowers to bloke? Doesn't seem right, somehow. Flowers are for girls :thumbsup:
My missus once gave me a cactus.
It's actually Lern Yerself Scouse. :lol:
More than one sitting I'm guessing ;)
Earlier today I was at my computer burning up time on Youtube when suddenly my brother come bursting in.
"Scott look there's a delivery for you."
I thought it was a wind-up because I never send anything to my home.
Me: "What is it then?"
Bro: "It's a delivery for you"
Me: "You winding me up"
Bro: "Honest there is".
So just to see what it was I went to the front door. Next thing I see is a man delivering these from Holly.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC00704.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC00702.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC00701.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC006991.jpg
I love you Holly. :love: :smt055
soppy get i feel ashamed now
1-i couldnt send a catus due to health and safety
2-I dont feel guilty
3- I speak perfect english just that someone doesnt
4 i sent them to cheer a certain person up
5-so meh
PMSL!
Hey Smeggo, you know all flowers have a meaning, right? :D
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/aaa2-6.jpg
lol i didnt know that lisa i chose pink coz they where the cheapest ;)
The Guru
30-01-10, 06:14 PM
...My missus once gave me a cactus.
Nothing says "your a pr!ck" quite like cacti :p
Quiff Wichard
30-01-10, 06:32 PM
aww Scott
thats ace...
pleased for you after all your worrying that you wouldnt get a lady-
see -
patience .. pays off..
stay happy and in love mate.
Mr Speirs
30-01-10, 06:33 PM
lol i didnt know that lisa i chose pink coz they where the cheapest ;)
Need to add that to the list then haha
I can just imagine Seggons and his bro circling around the flowers..
'What do we do with them?'
'Lets put them in a glass thingy'
'Ok, then what?'
'Dunno...lets take some pictures'
speedplay
30-01-10, 06:37 PM
I can just imagine Seggons and his bro circling around the flowers..
'What do we do with them?'
'Lets put them in a glass thingy'
'Ok, then what?'
'Dunno...lets take some pictures'
Followed by " MUUUUM!"
Milky Bar Kid
30-01-10, 06:47 PM
Need to add that to the list then haha
I can just imagine Seggons and his bro circling around the flowers..
'What do we do with them?'
'Lets put them in a glass thingy'
'Ok, then what?'
'Dunno...lets take some pictures'
Lol, this and Speedplays "MUUUUUMMM!" made me laugh!!
Always nice when someone posts a cheery, lovely story on here!
BanannaMan
30-01-10, 07:05 PM
When a Girl suddenly give you Flowers....
She's Feeling guilty...! ;-)
Joke
Or is about to inform you that she's going to have a baby. :shock:
http://cenvachristiansportbike.homestead.com/justkidding.gif
Nice to see a bit of romance in the world today.
Seggons
30-01-10, 07:10 PM
aww Scott
thats ace...
pleased for you after all your worrying that you wouldnt get a lady-
see -
patience .. pays off..
stay happy and in love mate.
I waited and got the best women out there in my eyes. :D
Need to add that to the list then haha
I can just imagine Seggons and his bro circling around the flowers..
'What do we do with them?'
'Lets put them in a glass thingy'
'Ok, then what?'
'Dunno...lets take some pictures'
LOL you don't know how right you are. :lol:
Von Teese
30-01-10, 07:14 PM
That's great!
Well done Holly its great to spoil the boys sometimes too and its also great to get them flowers.
I dont think flowers should just be for girls either!
I got Mr VT some red roses and took them to his work.
I didnt know that the 'guy' I gave them to in order to 'present' them to him was the owner of the company.
It was a long time ago, hmmm I might have to do it again :)
timwilky
30-01-10, 07:34 PM
Flowers. FFS why? you turning?
If my wife loved me, she would buy me beer/whisky. But she don't.
Her heart beats to the sound of pure granite. with all the venom that a she devil can muster.
Still can't complain. She still likes sex. (just not with me):smt010
kellyjo
30-01-10, 07:47 PM
Vomit inducing!!!
(s'alright i'm just jealous.......Holly never buys me flowers :p)
Geodude
30-01-10, 07:56 PM
Nowt wrong in getting flowers off your missus, just shows how much she cares. youve got a good one for sure. :)
Seggons
30-01-10, 08:09 PM
Flowers. FFS why? you turning?
If my wife loved me, she would buy me beer/whisky. But she don't.
Her heart beats to the sound of pure granite. with all the venom that a she devil can muster.
Still can't complain. She still likes sex. (just not with me):smt010
Still as happy and romantic as ever I see Tim. :lol:
Vomit inducing!!!
(s'alright i'm just jealous.......Holly never buys me flowers :p)
Don't worry KJ, you can have one of mine. ;)
Seggons
30-01-10, 08:10 PM
Nowt wrong in getting flowers off your missus, just shows how much she cares. youve got a good one for sure. :)
Thanks Geo. I must have a good one because there's not many women that would put up with me for this long. ;)
Scott, you have a fantastic girlfriend:D
missyburd
30-01-10, 09:09 PM
if i got YC flowers he'd send me straight to the doctors (although that might be more to do with the fact i gave him a present as opposed to what I gave him haha)
Seriously though, it's a lovely token, a gift is a gift at the end of the day, it requires effort and thought and provides happiness which is all that matters :-)
punyXpress
30-01-10, 11:21 PM
lol i didnt know that lisa i chose pink coz they where the cheapest ;)
Marry her NOW, Scott - she looks cheap to maintain ;)
Mike2165
31-01-10, 01:39 AM
Looks like a massive hint.... BUY HER SOME FLOWERS....
Mike2165
31-01-10, 01:40 AM
Thanks Geo. I must have a good one because there's not many women that would put up with me for this long. ;)
.....True!
barwel1992
31-01-10, 03:13 AM
lol you get flowers i get computer cases and sound cards :lol:
Mr Speirs
31-01-10, 09:25 AM
For the first birthday me and kerri shared together she got me:
A Family Guy bottle opener (ok, not to bad)
A pink fluffy steering wheel cover :-s
A pink fluffy seatbelt cover :confused: starting to get weirded out
Some pink fluffy mirror dice
Happy Birthday to Me :(
:)
speedplay
31-01-10, 10:46 AM
Some pink fluffy mirror dice
I know of a 750 srad in need of some pink dice....
Specialone
31-01-10, 10:54 AM
Flowers for men is a bit wrong (and gay)IMO ;)
What the f**k would i do with flowers???
Rather have some new socks, i love putting on new socks hmmmm:D
Fruity-ya-ya
31-01-10, 11:11 AM
Flowers for men is a bit wrong (and gay)IMO ;)
What the f**k would i do with flowers???
Rather have some new socks, i love putting on new socks hmmmm:D
Nowt wrong with your lady buying you flowers :flower: or even a bloke buying some for another bloke providing the occasion is right i.e. knee surgery or a man-love relationship.
We have to hold open doors, put down toilet seats and generally do EVERYTHING possible to prevent a estrogen meltdown.
If your Mrs buys you a bunch of flowers just be happy she ain't moaning at you for not buying her one.
My better half has told me many many times not to buy her flowers - dvd's, ps3 mags etc but she is not bovered in the slightest about plants/flowers.
She's girly enough re goes shopping for aprox 9 hours (seriously) every Friday with the Mum-in-law, has x4 sets of hair straighteners & MANY types of glossy lip balm.
Oddly she enjoys new socks also but I don't see the 'new sock' buzz myself. Just get loads of sock fluff before they have been through the wash a few times.
Nice to know your floating around on cloud 9 Seggons.
FYI - I farkin lurrrrvvv my wife loads - she is always getting me stuff (not flowers - clothes, dvd's, bike mags) and was the one who put me in for my DAS last Nov.
Although we do have a joint bank account...but then again she did let me....anyway you get the idea.
sad when she has to buy her own flowers
PMSL!
Hey Smeggo, you know all flowers have a meaning, right? :D
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/aaa2-6.jpg
they left purple out. the preference to the colour purple is a sign of sexual frustration. which means the sender is horny as fek.
kwak zzr
31-01-10, 03:38 PM
Tell her you would have prefered a scottoiler or a tubeless repair kit lol
Seggons
31-01-10, 05:18 PM
lol you get flowers i get computer cases and sound cards :lol:
I've already got those essentials. ;)
For the first birthday me and kerri shared together she got me:
A Family Guy bottle opener (ok, not to bad)
A pink fluffy steering wheel cover :-s
A pink fluffy seatbelt cover :confused: starting to get weirded out
Some pink fluffy mirror dice
Happy Birthday to Me :(
:)
I think that's her way of saying what's yours is mine. :D
Tell her you would have prefered a scottoiler or a tubeless repair kit lol
I'd settle for a gixxer 750. :lol:
yorkie_chris
31-01-10, 06:06 PM
I know of a 750 srad in need of some pink dice....
Or some pink handlebars
Im with special one on this. I think buying a bloke flowers is a wee bit odd. Fine for those that like them and Im glad you are pleased with your delivery Seggons. Maybe its the guys I go for but DD would not be in the slightest bit impressed if I bought him flowers.
I think I'd probably try and eat them if I got given them...not sure what else I'd use them for haha.
Or...be a bit crafty with them. "Mum, here's some flowers for being such a good mother." hehe.
punyXpress
01-02-10, 01:06 PM
[QUOTE=TazDaz;2167395]I think I'd probably try and eat them if I got given them...not sure what else I'd use them for haha.
Ask Quiff - he got some at last year's Hardy Bikers.
( He must have come first or summat )
missyburd
01-02-10, 01:35 PM
the preference to the colour purple is a sign of sexual frustration.
:shock: purple is my favourite colour!
:shock: purple is my favourite colour!
:smt115 you need to visit YC more often then :-D
So red is for passion, crimson is for mourning. Glad I know that now. Imagine getting those two mixed up!
So... crimson is the er... sort of red colour, right? :?
yorkie_chris
01-02-10, 01:54 PM
So red is for passion, crimson is for mourning. Glad I know that now. Imagine getting those two mixed up!
So... crimson is the er... sort of red colour, right? :?
What about both? I.E you passionately mourning that you not getting your end away
What about both? I.E you passionately moaning that you not getting your end away
EFA :-s
Speedy Claire
01-02-10, 04:24 PM
AWWWWWW thats`s really sweet and thoughtful of Holly.... you`re a lucky guy hun x
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