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Seggons
30-01-10, 05:11 PM
Earlier today I was at my computer burning up time on Youtube when suddenly my brother come bursting in.

"Scott look there's a delivery for you."

I thought it was a wind-up because I never send anything to my home.

Me: "What is it then?"
Bro: "It's a delivery for you"
Me: "You winding me up"
Bro: "Honest there is".

So just to see what it was I went to the front door. Next thing I see is a man delivering these from Holly.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC00704.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC00702.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC00701.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC006991.jpg

I love you Holly. :love: :smt055

speedplay
30-01-10, 05:12 PM
Young love....:pukel:

TazDaz
30-01-10, 05:15 PM
So now we know who wears the trousers in this relationship!!:p

Lissa
30-01-10, 05:16 PM
Young love....:pukel:

PMSL!

Hey Smeggo, you know all flowers have a meaning, right? :D

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/aaa2-6.jpg

speedplay
30-01-10, 05:16 PM
So now we know who wears the trousers in this relationship!!:p


Sure as hell isn't seggons!


Whats the bets that the next pressie will be a pair of marigolds...?

madness
30-01-10, 05:17 PM
Glad things are going well.

speedplay
30-01-10, 05:18 PM
PMSL!

Hey Smeggo, you know all flowers have a meaning, right? :D

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/aaa2-6.jpg

Can't see "Triffid" listed on there lissa.

Richie
30-01-10, 05:18 PM
When a Girl suddenly give you Flowers....


She's Feeling guilty...! ;-)
Joke

Lissa
30-01-10, 05:21 PM
Can't see "Triffid" listed on there lissa.


Yes, a bit lacking, isn't it?

No 'Mean, green Mother from Outer Space' either! I'd like one of those!

It'd probably choke on Seggons, though! :p

speedplay
30-01-10, 05:24 PM
Yes, a bit lacking, isn't it?

No 'Mean, green Mother from Outer Space' either! I'd like one of those!

It'd probably choke on Seggons, though! :p


More than one sitting I'm guessing ;)

punyXpress
30-01-10, 05:24 PM
Translate what you said after picture #4 so's she can understand.
Hint - use what's in bottom RH of pic 4
That's smashing mate

Biker Biggles
30-01-10, 05:26 PM
When a Girl suddenly give you Flowers....


She's Feeling guilty...! ;-)
Joke

Thats what I thought,but didnt dare post it:D

speedplay
30-01-10, 05:26 PM
Translate what you said after picture #4 so's she can understand.
Hint - use what's in bottom RH of pic 4
That's smashing mate

"Learn yourself scouse"

Lmao, How on earth did I miss that?!

Mr Speirs
30-01-10, 05:29 PM
Ahhh that's nice.

Seggons
30-01-10, 05:32 PM
Young love....:pukel:

It's a beautiful thing. ;)

When a Girl suddenly give you Flowers....


She's Feeling guilty...! ;-)
Joke

:lol:

Yes, a bit lacking, isn't it?

No 'Mean, green Mother from Outer Space' either! I'd like one of those!

It'd probably choke on Seggons, though! :p

It'd choke because I'm far to sweet. ;) :D

Seggons
30-01-10, 05:34 PM
"Learn yourself scouse"

Lmao, How on earth did I miss that?!

It's actually Lern Yerself Scouse. :lol:

Jabba
30-01-10, 05:35 PM
Erm....... am I the only one who finds it odd that a girlie sends flowers to bloke? Doesn't seem right, somehow. Flowers are for girls :thumbsup:

My missus once gave me a cactus.

Holly
30-01-10, 05:44 PM
It's actually Lern Yerself Scouse. :lol:

More than one sitting I'm guessing ;)

Earlier today I was at my computer burning up time on Youtube when suddenly my brother come bursting in.

"Scott look there's a delivery for you."

I thought it was a wind-up because I never send anything to my home.

Me: "What is it then?"
Bro: "It's a delivery for you"
Me: "You winding me up"
Bro: "Honest there is".

So just to see what it was I went to the front door. Next thing I see is a man delivering these from Holly.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC00704.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC00702.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC00701.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v625/Seggons/Roses%20From%20My%20Girlfriend/Smaller/DSC006991.jpg

I love you Holly. :love: :smt055
soppy get i feel ashamed now

Holly
30-01-10, 05:47 PM
1-i couldnt send a catus due to health and safety
2-I dont feel guilty
3- I speak perfect english just that someone doesnt
4 i sent them to cheer a certain person up
5-so meh

Holly
30-01-10, 05:56 PM
PMSL!

Hey Smeggo, you know all flowers have a meaning, right? :D

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/aaa2-6.jpg
lol i didnt know that lisa i chose pink coz they where the cheapest ;)

The Guru
30-01-10, 06:14 PM
...My missus once gave me a cactus.

Nothing says "your a pr!ck" quite like cacti :p

Quiff Wichard
30-01-10, 06:32 PM
aww Scott

thats ace...

pleased for you after all your worrying that you wouldnt get a lady-

see -

patience .. pays off..

stay happy and in love mate.

Mr Speirs
30-01-10, 06:33 PM
lol i didnt know that lisa i chose pink coz they where the cheapest ;)

Need to add that to the list then haha

I can just imagine Seggons and his bro circling around the flowers..

'What do we do with them?'
'Lets put them in a glass thingy'
'Ok, then what?'
'Dunno...lets take some pictures'

speedplay
30-01-10, 06:37 PM
I can just imagine Seggons and his bro circling around the flowers..

'What do we do with them?'
'Lets put them in a glass thingy'
'Ok, then what?'
'Dunno...lets take some pictures'


Followed by " MUUUUM!"

Milky Bar Kid
30-01-10, 06:47 PM
Need to add that to the list then haha

I can just imagine Seggons and his bro circling around the flowers..

'What do we do with them?'
'Lets put them in a glass thingy'
'Ok, then what?'
'Dunno...lets take some pictures'

Lol, this and Speedplays "MUUUUUMMM!" made me laugh!!

Always nice when someone posts a cheery, lovely story on here!

BanannaMan
30-01-10, 07:05 PM
When a Girl suddenly give you Flowers....

She's Feeling guilty...! ;-)
Joke




Or is about to inform you that she's going to have a baby. :shock:

http://cenvachristiansportbike.homestead.com/justkidding.gif






Nice to see a bit of romance in the world today.

Seggons
30-01-10, 07:10 PM
aww Scott

thats ace...

pleased for you after all your worrying that you wouldnt get a lady-

see -

patience .. pays off..

stay happy and in love mate.

I waited and got the best women out there in my eyes. :D

Need to add that to the list then haha

I can just imagine Seggons and his bro circling around the flowers..

'What do we do with them?'
'Lets put them in a glass thingy'
'Ok, then what?'
'Dunno...lets take some pictures'

LOL you don't know how right you are. :lol:

Von Teese
30-01-10, 07:14 PM
That's great!
Well done Holly its great to spoil the boys sometimes too and its also great to get them flowers.
I dont think flowers should just be for girls either!

I got Mr VT some red roses and took them to his work.
I didnt know that the 'guy' I gave them to in order to 'present' them to him was the owner of the company.
It was a long time ago, hmmm I might have to do it again :)

timwilky
30-01-10, 07:34 PM
Flowers. FFS why? you turning?

If my wife loved me, she would buy me beer/whisky. But she don't.

Her heart beats to the sound of pure granite. with all the venom that a she devil can muster.

Still can't complain. She still likes sex. (just not with me):smt010

kellyjo
30-01-10, 07:47 PM
Vomit inducing!!!

(s'alright i'm just jealous.......Holly never buys me flowers :p)

Geodude
30-01-10, 07:56 PM
Nowt wrong in getting flowers off your missus, just shows how much she cares. youve got a good one for sure. :)

Seggons
30-01-10, 08:09 PM
Flowers. FFS why? you turning?

If my wife loved me, she would buy me beer/whisky. But she don't.

Her heart beats to the sound of pure granite. with all the venom that a she devil can muster.

Still can't complain. She still likes sex. (just not with me):smt010

Still as happy and romantic as ever I see Tim. :lol:

Vomit inducing!!!

(s'alright i'm just jealous.......Holly never buys me flowers :p)

Don't worry KJ, you can have one of mine. ;)

Seggons
30-01-10, 08:10 PM
Nowt wrong in getting flowers off your missus, just shows how much she cares. youve got a good one for sure. :)

Thanks Geo. I must have a good one because there's not many women that would put up with me for this long. ;)

Ed
30-01-10, 08:24 PM
Scott, you have a fantastic girlfriend:D

missyburd
30-01-10, 09:09 PM
if i got YC flowers he'd send me straight to the doctors (although that might be more to do with the fact i gave him a present as opposed to what I gave him haha)

Seriously though, it's a lovely token, a gift is a gift at the end of the day, it requires effort and thought and provides happiness which is all that matters :-)

punyXpress
30-01-10, 11:21 PM
lol i didnt know that lisa i chose pink coz they where the cheapest ;)
Marry her NOW, Scott - she looks cheap to maintain ;)

Mike2165
31-01-10, 01:39 AM
Looks like a massive hint.... BUY HER SOME FLOWERS....

Mike2165
31-01-10, 01:40 AM
Thanks Geo. I must have a good one because there's not many women that would put up with me for this long. ;)

.....True!

barwel1992
31-01-10, 03:13 AM
lol you get flowers i get computer cases and sound cards :lol:

Mr Speirs
31-01-10, 09:25 AM
For the first birthday me and kerri shared together she got me:

A Family Guy bottle opener (ok, not to bad)
A pink fluffy steering wheel cover :-s
A pink fluffy seatbelt cover :confused: starting to get weirded out
Some pink fluffy mirror dice

Happy Birthday to Me :(

:)

speedplay
31-01-10, 10:46 AM
Some pink fluffy mirror dice



I know of a 750 srad in need of some pink dice....

Specialone
31-01-10, 10:54 AM
Flowers for men is a bit wrong (and gay)IMO ;)
What the f**k would i do with flowers???
Rather have some new socks, i love putting on new socks hmmmm:D

Fruity-ya-ya
31-01-10, 11:11 AM
Flowers for men is a bit wrong (and gay)IMO ;)
What the f**k would i do with flowers???
Rather have some new socks, i love putting on new socks hmmmm:D

Nowt wrong with your lady buying you flowers :flower: or even a bloke buying some for another bloke providing the occasion is right i.e. knee surgery or a man-love relationship.
We have to hold open doors, put down toilet seats and generally do EVERYTHING possible to prevent a estrogen meltdown.
If your Mrs buys you a bunch of flowers just be happy she ain't moaning at you for not buying her one.

My better half has told me many many times not to buy her flowers - dvd's, ps3 mags etc but she is not bovered in the slightest about plants/flowers.
She's girly enough re goes shopping for aprox 9 hours (seriously) every Friday with the Mum-in-law, has x4 sets of hair straighteners & MANY types of glossy lip balm.

Oddly she enjoys new socks also but I don't see the 'new sock' buzz myself. Just get loads of sock fluff before they have been through the wash a few times.

Nice to know your floating around on cloud 9 Seggons.

FYI - I farkin lurrrrvvv my wife loads - she is always getting me stuff (not flowers - clothes, dvd's, bike mags) and was the one who put me in for my DAS last Nov.
Although we do have a joint bank account...but then again she did let me....anyway you get the idea.

Davie
31-01-10, 12:26 PM
sad when she has to buy her own flowers

Bibio
31-01-10, 02:11 PM
PMSL!

Hey Smeggo, you know all flowers have a meaning, right? :D

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/Lissasv650/aaa2-6.jpg

they left purple out. the preference to the colour purple is a sign of sexual frustration. which means the sender is horny as fek.

kwak zzr
31-01-10, 03:38 PM
Tell her you would have prefered a scottoiler or a tubeless repair kit lol

Seggons
31-01-10, 05:18 PM
lol you get flowers i get computer cases and sound cards :lol:

I've already got those essentials. ;)

For the first birthday me and kerri shared together she got me:

A Family Guy bottle opener (ok, not to bad)
A pink fluffy steering wheel cover :-s
A pink fluffy seatbelt cover :confused: starting to get weirded out
Some pink fluffy mirror dice

Happy Birthday to Me :(

:)

I think that's her way of saying what's yours is mine. :D

Tell her you would have prefered a scottoiler or a tubeless repair kit lol

I'd settle for a gixxer 750. :lol:

yorkie_chris
31-01-10, 06:06 PM
I know of a 750 srad in need of some pink dice....

Or some pink handlebars

kitkat
01-02-10, 12:24 PM
Im with special one on this. I think buying a bloke flowers is a wee bit odd. Fine for those that like them and Im glad you are pleased with your delivery Seggons. Maybe its the guys I go for but DD would not be in the slightest bit impressed if I bought him flowers.

TazDaz
01-02-10, 01:03 PM
I think I'd probably try and eat them if I got given them...not sure what else I'd use them for haha.

Or...be a bit crafty with them. "Mum, here's some flowers for being such a good mother." hehe.

punyXpress
01-02-10, 01:06 PM
[QUOTE=TazDaz;2167395]I think I'd probably try and eat them if I got given them...not sure what else I'd use them for haha.

Ask Quiff - he got some at last year's Hardy Bikers.
( He must have come first or summat )

missyburd
01-02-10, 01:35 PM
the preference to the colour purple is a sign of sexual frustration.
:shock: purple is my favourite colour!

Bibio
01-02-10, 01:37 PM
:shock: purple is my favourite colour!

:smt115 you need to visit YC more often then :-D

ophic
01-02-10, 01:46 PM
So red is for passion, crimson is for mourning. Glad I know that now. Imagine getting those two mixed up!

So... crimson is the er... sort of red colour, right? :?

yorkie_chris
01-02-10, 01:54 PM
So red is for passion, crimson is for mourning. Glad I know that now. Imagine getting those two mixed up!

So... crimson is the er... sort of red colour, right? :?

What about both? I.E you passionately mourning that you not getting your end away

ophic
01-02-10, 02:25 PM
What about both? I.E you passionately moaning that you not getting your end away
EFA :-s

Speedy Claire
01-02-10, 04:24 PM
AWWWWWW thats`s really sweet and thoughtful of Holly.... you`re a lucky guy hun x