Paging Shelly

[Lozzo]

Do you want to get married in Vegas with Elvis doing the honours, or in the UK with some tweed jacketted old spinster or a vicar smelling of p1ss and mints reading the vows?

Let me know please cos I need to start saving up

[plowsie]

The cool thing about this is...He isn't joking. Really.

[keith_d]

What, about marrying the vicar that smells of wee??

[widepants]

dont you need to have a hugh row and split up in public before you jet off.
you know its the done thing at the moment.

[cuffy]

dont you need to have a hugh row and split up in public before you jet off.
you know its the done thing at the moment.
Who's Hugh :scratch:

[widepants]

Who's Hugh :scratch:
he's the odd old bloke that lives in a rather large house and surrounds himself with (dum) blondes.
Not our Shell of course:smt058

[punyXpress]

Wouldn't Elvis smell even worse by now ?

[Lozzo]

Elvis isn't dead cos I heard him on the radio

[widepants]

I saw ben hur on dvd......Is he still alive then? coolio

[Shellywoozle]

Do you want to get married in Vegas with Elvis doing the honours, or in the UK with some tweed jacketted old spinster or a vicar smelling of p1ss and mints reading the vows?

Let me know please cos I need to start saving up

Oh gosh what a choice ... Elvis please Lozzo !


(I secretly know Elvis is dead so this wedding will never happen ha ha ha but shhhh don't tell Lozzo)

Starting to get worried now ya not letting this drop Loz

[skeetly]

Me and the missus saw this this morning and, for short while; seriously considered it :D

'Do you promise to never take your blue suede shoes out in the rain?'

Brilliant :)

[dizzyblonde]

I reckon you should go the whole hog Lozzo, get a whole load of flying Elvis's to descend on your wedding in Las Vegas...like in that Nicholas Cage film :thumleft:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JbBVKQDTWQ

[Milky Bar Kid]

Shell, I better get an invite!

[Lozzo]

Oh gosh what a choice ... Elvis please Lozzo !



Elvis impersonator it shall be. I'll open a new account on Monday :D

[Jayneflakes]

Awww, in a strange way I would like to see to see this happen. Can I be best woman? Hey Lozzo, hope that you are feeling well and Shelly, hope that you are feeling fab too.

Hugs,
Jayneypops
XXX

[davepreston]

i threatened my mrs with a fat chineese elvis imperaonator may moons ago so im lmfao at this thread
what can i say lozzo great minds and all that

[Shellywoozle]

Elvis impersonator it shall be. I'll open a new account on Monday :D

Nooooo not an impersonator I want the real deal or it's off :)

I am good I think Jayne LOL ..... kinda about the mental state of Lozzo, wait til I get you in public gonna 136 ya hun ;) :smt005

[Lozzo]

136?

Explain please

[Seggons]

136?

Explain please

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=section+136

[Lozzo]

Bloody cheek

[Shellywoozle]

Does that mean the wedding is off

[Lozzo]

Does that mean the wedding is off

No, I'm mental enough to marry you :D

[punyXpress]

Vaguely amused at what it said after pressing " Google Search "