Don't feel well.

[timwilky]

didn't go out last night as I had abdominal pain and very tender to touch. all my joints, legs/arms hurt

This morning walking the dog hurt.

I am producing more wind than a hurricane, and my bum must have exploded about 20 times.

Still a good excuse to work from home and peruse the org

[Owenski]

Old age dude, lol
Recon your coming down with a bit of gaestroentritis (obviously that is the correct spelling).
Common name blurts and squirts?

[Lozzo]

I can empathise. I'm back to work on Monday after a week off ill, with a 3 day stay in hospital to clear a kidney infection as well.

Damn this kidney business :(

[454697819]

Ill call the vet, its only humane to be put down

[Dicky Ticker]

Yes our dog used to get like that-------requires a good squeeze on the annal gland

[No sudden rush of volunteers:D]

[Jabba]

Eeeooow!! When yer missus gives you a cuddle it must be like squeezing a piping bag :-(

Try a cork :thumbsup:

[Geodude]

Eeeooow!! When yer missus gives you a cuddle it must be like squeezing a piping bag :-(

Try a cork :thumbsup:

:smt005:smt005:smt005

[dizzyblonde]

I like wind, means I have the sofa to myself:smt101

[Jabba]

I like wind, means I have the sofa to myself:smt101

My kinda girl :-D

Ever tried to light one of your farts?

[Milky Bar Kid]

I don't feel well either but thankfully my illness isn't smelly!

[dizzyblonde]

My kinda girl :-D

Ever tried to light one of your farts?
:shock:
when I was a teenager maybe, way too grown up these days.

[Fruity-ya-ya]

didn't go out last night as I had abdominal pain and very tender to touch. all my joints, legs/arms hurt

I am producing more wind than a hurricane, and my bum must have exploded about 20 times.
Harsh... :smt078

Hope you're feeling better soon.
I'm not going to play the 'who is feeling worst' game because my Mummy always recanted 'There's always someone worse than you so be grateful' bs.
However, I can defo sympathize.
Fri 13th Nov 09 grade 2 sprain left foot - still having treatment (CT scan last Mon to see if I've proper bust it up).
Dec 20th 09 contracted Pityriasis Rosea (mingin) just started a course of antibiotics as still covered & feeling rough (doc took some blood after giving me tetenus jab in case it's not PRosea).
11 Feb 10 - Bit on butt by dog hence the above jab which has made my arm hurt more than my ass.

Seriously, I'm certain there is someone worse than me and I'm not trying to out do you - simply saying, I'm right with ya matey!

[Jabba]

when I was a teenager maybe, way too grown up these days.

C'mon...... live a little :-D

It might impress your friends, too :thumbsup:

[dizzyblonde]

C'mon...... live a little :-D

It might impress your friends, too :thumbsup:

Nah, the decibel of my burps impress them:smt037

Wind only knocks em out silently;)

[Dicky Ticker]

Ever heard the story of the burning bush

[Lozzo]

Ever heard the story of the burning bush

No, but every now and then in bed I'd singe my ex-wife's pubes with a fag end just to annoy her.

I'm single now, can't think why

[Bibio]

had it for months, its bloooody sore and starting to pizzz me off. doc says its a bug, i say well gimi somit for it.

i wake up in the morning a 32" waist and by bed time i am a 36-38" waist. tiz not funny one bit. my bedroom in the morning smells none to nice.

[lukemillar]

I'm single now, can't think why

Probably because you're an ugly c**t! :p :wink:

(just kidding!)

[Lozzo]

Probably because you're an ugly c**t! :p :wink:


Funny that, you're not the first to mention it. :D

[Dicky Ticker]

And probably not the last:)

[Lozzo]

My mum and my kids love me, that's all I need

[Bibio]

My mum and my kids love me, that's all I need

i'm sure thats against the law :smt090

[Lozzo]

Obviously the word 'love' is a euphemism in Scotland

[ixlr8]

had it for months, its bloooody sore and starting to pizzz me off. doc says its a bug, i say well gimi somit for it.


After that long, hope it's not Irritable Bowel Syndrome/Crohn's/Ulcerative Colitis; not so easy to fix. :(