numberplate slogans (again!)

[Paul the 6th]

This time with a bit of a difference. We've all seen the usual "My other ride is your mum" or "bye bye GTi" etc.. but I like to think my sense of humour is slightly more sophisticated than referencing people's mothers or trying to be outrageous for the sake of it.. also, when stopped by the police for being a little bit silly, the last thing you want is a plate which gives them an excuse to throw the book at you.

So I'm looking for some properly alternative slogans to go on my new plate. "I'm actually quite shy & insecure" is my current favorite... the rest are all a bit crap.. any idea's please?

oh and if you wanna list all the usual "f*** you gatso, see you in court" provocative ones, maybe you could start another thread cos there's hundreds of them... thank you :)

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3VRWpOuo7I/AAAAAAAADS8/lIi6QsXu6b8/plate%20idea.jpg

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3VT0J1bfRI/AAAAAAAADTE/ubz7GiQujtg/PLATE%20IDEA%202.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3VT0XuMicI/AAAAAAAADTI/gIYXM-TFcSk/PLATE%20IDEA%203.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3VT0kvrfsI/AAAAAAAADTM/gfm2xMwAbek/PLATE%20IDEA%204.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3VT0oW7P7I/AAAAAAAADTQ/i5akyGhUSA4/PLATE%20IDEA%205.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3VT078iYiI/AAAAAAAADTU/i3cL1uL2G8c/PLATE%20IDEA%206.jpg

p.s. that isn't my real reg number either :) I'd pay good money to have ARS in there ;)

[ethariel]

'If you can read this you are to F*****G Close' was my prefered one, as i still have a snow shovel on the new bike, there is no point at all thinking of an 'astheticaly smaller plate' till that (if ever) gets rectified.

[Dicky Ticker]

Are illegal

[lily]

"not good enough to be from the carlsberg school"

"on day release"

[Viney]

As i have said many many times before, i have Evening Officer.

[the_lone_wolf]

Some I've considered for the ADV:

"Goes where you think your GS will"

"KTM: Kick 'Til Morning"

"AA Vans: Follow this vehicle"

Also considering getting some clear stickers with black text made up to put on the mirrors with the slogan:

"Objects is mirrors are losing"

[Paul the 6th]

Are illegal

I'm dangerous like that dicky :) I also ride with one baffle in just to confuse the law... I'm a maverick

[Paul the 6th]

by the way it's a standard sized plate with full sized legal letters

its just the slogan I'm looking for :)

[Biker Biggles]

I think personal plates are seriously uncool unless they actually spell something very amusing without doctoring the letters.

[Paul the 6th]

I think personal plates are seriously uncool unless they actually spell something very amusing without doctoring the letters.

really gonna struggle to fit that on my plate biggles ;)

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3Vh2kw0iEI/AAAAAAAADTc/ikfvE5dM0Gc/7.jpg

[speedplay]

"my other plate is legal"

[Bibio]

it's a buzzzzzzzzz

[Bibio]

brain out

[speedplay]

"my can is marked for racing use only"

[Paul the 6th]

LOL speedplay... funny :) but like I say I'm trying to avoid ones which'll get me in further trouble.. should the situation ever arrise, obviously

reg plate format rulez: http://www.newreg.co.uk/services/dvla_number_plates/acrylic_plate_rules

[speedplay]

LOL speedplay... funny :) but like I say I'm trying to avoid ones which'll get me in further trouble.. should the situation ever arrise, obviously

reg plate format rulez: http://www.newreg.co.uk/services/dvla_number_plates/acrylic_plate_rules


How about:-

"where the **** is my can opener?!"

[Paul the 6th]

it was scissors actually :D lol

[speedplay]

it was scissors actually :D lol


Im not up to speed on women tools!



But still glad it wasn't wasted

;)

[Shellywoozle]

'More torque than Shell '

[metalangel]

Saw a good one on a van today: If I had to stop suddenly, could you?

And a great personal plate: H8 EMO

[rowdy]

And a great personal plate: H8 EMO
Saw one on a dyno rod type of company van the other week
PO0 6ONE

[Paul the 6th]

saw a good one on a van today: If i had to stop suddenly, could you?

And a great personal plate: H8 emo


i brake for cake

[plowsie]

Cool as penguin p!ss
Nuttier than Squirrel sh!t
Bye bye GTI
Takes corners better than Beckham

[Noble Ox]

The Stig's two wheel loving, nephew's, husband's, toy boy.

[454697819]

space intentionally left blank

[Viney]

"Owner reserves Copyright (c)"

So if they take a picture you can sue them for breach of copyright

[Taipan]

Acab

[davepreston]

I am getting
I.C.E Gemma 078**********
i think with my history it might be worth it

[Geodude]

I am getting
I.C.E Gemma 078**********
i think with my history it might be worth it

really gonna struggle to fit that on my plate biggles ;)

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S3Vh2kw0iEI/AAAAAAAADTc/ikfvE5dM0Gc/7.jpg

:smt046 Superb

[aarond]

"AA Vans: Follow this vehicle"



i love this one :D

[rowdy]

Some I've considered for the ADV:

"Goes where you think your GS will" my bikes reliable

"KTM: Kick 'Til Morning" my bikes reliable

"AA Vans: Follow this vehicle" my bikes unreliable

Also considering getting some clear stickers with black text made up to put on the mirrors with the slogan:

"Objects is mirrors are losing"
:confused:

[the_lone_wolf]

:confused:

Our survey said...


http://www.ukgameshows.com/atoz/programmes/f/family_fortunes/bygraves_duhduhh.jpg

DUH DUHHHH....

[rowdy]

Just pointing out how it reads, as you are/were considering putting it on your number plate.

[the_lone_wolf]

Just pointing out how it reads, as you are/were considering putting it on your number plate.Considering your post only makes the slightest sense when all three are together it won't be a problem...

The vast majority of people would be able to understand it without misinterpreting it as you have

[rowdy]

Considering your post only makes the slightest sense when all three are together it won't be a problem...

The vast majority of people would be able to understand it without misinterpreting it as you have
Really, how d'you work that one out. Together they contradict each other.
AA vans: follow this bike, singled out on its own, why would you want to be followed by a recovery service unless you were expecting to break down?. Anywho, your bike do what you like.

[the_lone_wolf]

Really, how d'you work that one out. Together they contradict each other.
AA vans: follow this bike, singled out on its own, why would you want to be followed by a recovery service unless you were expecting to break down?. Anywho, your bike do what you like.

LMAO

That's not the one you got wrong


Perhaps I should use a gravel joke instead...:smt043

[davepreston]

now children get back on point

[the_lone_wolf]

now children get back on point

:-dd

[davepreston]

lw slap me will ya i just read that back and i sounded like a mod aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
quick fix time
yes this is a derail so nuuuuuuuuuuu
followed by
******** **** **** **** hoe bitch poo crap tart slag wench and finally pointy

[the_lone_wolf]

lw slap me will ya i just read that back and i sounded like a mod

That's the first step...:o


You'll find yourself doing it more often over the next few weeks then one morning you'll wake up and BAM!!!!!=;




No penis:smt090



;)

[rowdy]

LMAO

That's not the one you got wrong


Perhaps I should use a gravel joke instead...:smt043
Yep you go ahead, although it's got f all to do with this thread but if it makes you happy. Anyway, you are missing my point was just trying to make you see what people might interpret your last example as, so you didn't look a t!t and put it on your bike, but I should of known it would end up with a lame and predictable picture of some description followed by sarcastic comments.

Edit: and it doesn't matter what one I got wrong it was the last example that I was pointing out.

[the_lone_wolf]

Anyway, you are missing my point was just trying to make you see what people might interpret your last example as, so you didn't look a t!t and put it on your bike, but I should of known it would end up with a lame and predictable picture of some description followed by sarcastic comments.

Now now, put your handbag away:lol:

Just because *you* didn't understand it doesn't mean nobody can...:p

[yorkie_chris]

lw slap me will ya i just read that back and i sounded like a mod aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

DW mate you'll suit riding round on a vespa

[the_lone_wolf]

DW mate you'll suit riding round on a vespa

Now I'd pay good money to see that!!


It's be like when an adult gets drunk and tries to ride a kiddy's tricycle, knees around the ears:thumleft:

;)

[Dicky Ticker]

I thought that was sex:D

[Lozzo]

I thought that was sex:D

I dunno who you're having sex with, but I usually put the woman in that position.

[STR]

slogan: If you can read this your speeding

[the_lone_wolf]

I dunno who you're having sex with, but I usually put the woman in that position.

On a kiddy's tricycle???



You kinky bugger:smt079

[Lozzo]

slogan: If you can read this your speeding

Your speeding what?

Do you mean "If you can read this, you're speeding"?

[Lozzo]

On a kiddy's tricycle???



You kinky bugger:smt079

With a bike named as your's is, I'd have thought a bit of experimentation and adventure was your sort of thing too.

[the_lone_wolf]

With a bike named as your's is, I'd have thought a bit of experimentation and adventure was your sort of thing too.

Are you kidding, on a bike that tall if you fell off in the throes of wild woo flinging you'd probably break a limb:D

[Ed]

No I don't play golf

I'm not riding fast, I'm flying low

[STR]

Your speeding what?

Do you mean "If you can read this, you're speeding"?

yes

[Richie]

Your in 2nd Place.