Nobody loves me

[timwilky]

For the first time since ever, there is no valentines card waiting for me. I know better than not to get the wife one, as I still carry the scars.


Does she no longer love me? am I going to get some paperwork demanding half my house , earnings and pension rights.

Has she got confused in her old age and given my card to her fancy man?

Advice please. How does one broach the subject without giving them ideas?

signed unloved of Clayton

[dizzyblonde]

http://www.pandasport.com/forum/uploads/worlds-smallest-violin.jpg

Poor Tim, she probably decided its all a load of expensive guff ;-)
OR she has a surprise later.

[ArtyLady]

Think yourself lucky - I haven't had one for about 30 years! :rolleyes: :lol:

[Richie]

http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/4732/vs16valentinecard.jpg
Love from ?

[GeneticBubble]

Count yourself lucky, i recieved one in my private messeges from a member who

A: thinks im a woman :confused:
B: was just having a laugh

please let it be B [-o<

[Milky Bar Kid]

Count yourself lucky, i recieved one in my private messeges from a member who

A: thinks im a woman :confused:
B: was just having a laugh

please let it be B [-o<


:smt005

[Biker Biggles]

Ahh what a shame Tim.
I'll give you one if it makes you feel happy.:smt008

A card that is;)

[Stu]

Count yourself lucky, i recieved one in my private messeges from a member who

A: thinks im a woman :confused:
B: was just having a laugh

please let it be B [-o<
Ha Ha
That'll teach you to ask for a card from anyone!

:lol:

[Bri w]

Aw Tim, I'm just welling up here. Feel for you mate. *hang on I need a moment to compose myself*

Right, now's your chance to really turn the charm offensive on full blast. Do her tea, take her out tonight. Whisper sweet nothings in her ear.

She'll be so guilty you might even get the TV remote for a full hour!

I was going to say you might get your yoghurt pots emptied but was worried about the U-rating - will delete if needs be.

[454697819]

she found out you moved the new bike fund..

bad luck

[dawn07]

:smt056Ah! Wee pet!
Why not give her a hug and ask half kidding/ full ernest in your best sad face [ think the cat from 'Shrek'] ....."wheres my valentines card this year then darling?"

[BanditPat]

Shht with yer whining i've never gotten one so count your self lucky ;)

[punyXpress]

[QUOTE=Bri w;2181677]Aw Tim, I'm just welling up here. Feel for you mate. *hang on I need a moment to compose myself*

She'll be so guilty you might even get the TV remote for a full hour!

That's a pyrrhic victory if ever there was one! Just look at the ( lack of ) programmes on tonight.

[Jabba]

Poor Timbo :-(

Go down the boozer with the lads and leave 'er at home :twisted:

[timwilky]

Jabba, You must be a mind reader as that is exactly what I did. She really appreciated me phoning at 2:30 to open the door that was unlocked when I left. So full yoghurt pots yet again.

Has the girl got no shame, or does she seriously not love me any more

[punyXpress]

We don't, so why should she ? ;)