View Full Version : Sex education for the ladies
Specialone
18-02-10, 12:30 AM
http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx225/specialone0055/sexeducationfromthe60s.jpg
barwel1992
18-02-10, 02:13 AM
haha my dad sead not much has changed then :P
thats how my marriage works wouldnt have it any other way...............
..............*whats that love you just want to go straight to sleep, ok love as you so wish*
hindle8907
18-02-10, 07:33 AM
lol.
Alpinestarhero
18-02-10, 07:51 AM
damn right
kellyjo
18-02-10, 08:01 AM
Thats right, you all keep living in your deluded little worlds.... and enjoy being single :p
Alpinestarhero
18-02-10, 08:05 AM
Thats right, you all keep living in your deluded little worlds.... and enjoy being single :p
*ahem*
engaged :cool:
kellyjo
18-02-10, 08:11 AM
Not for long if you behave like that :-) A REAL woman likes to be in control in the bedroom:smt079;-)
hindle8907
18-02-10, 08:11 AM
*ahem*
engaged :cool:
+1
Tiger 55
18-02-10, 08:12 AM
"...a look that is welcoming without being obvious."
Almost every woman out in Glasgow is missing that look by a mile.
Alpinestarhero
18-02-10, 08:12 AM
+1
*High Five*
sorry, kelly, can you repeat that? its hard to hear you when your in the kitchen, its quite far away from my throne
:king:
*runs*
(btw, im just being playfull, I'm not actually a chauvinistic w****r!)
kellyjo
18-02-10, 08:43 AM
Kitchen, where the **** is that? Oh, thats the place where the squirty cream is kept, isnt it? ;-)
hindle8907
18-02-10, 08:47 AM
http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo290/hindle8907/medfr19119.jpg
Alpinestarhero
18-02-10, 08:52 AM
Kitchen, where the **** is that? Oh, thats the place where the squirty cream is kept, isnt it? ;-)
Touche
:help:
wyrdness
18-02-10, 09:04 AM
"an actual" = "made up on the internet"
Nick_69
18-02-10, 09:13 AM
Need to show this to the misses to make sure she doesnt get any ideas
*ahem*
engaged :cool:
+1
that is some funny sh*t though!
squirrel_hunter
18-02-10, 10:19 AM
But where is the sex education for men, for I need advice on the best ways to "suggest congress"? As apparently shouting 'Surprise' isn’t always received warmly…
Gabriel2k
18-02-10, 10:46 AM
Yes I could do with a guide for men also as the girlfriend tells me that she doesnt appreciate waking up in the middle of the night with my **** in her.
There I was thinking I was being thoughful and letting her get a good nights sleep.....
hindle8907
18-02-10, 11:09 AM
Y the girlfriend tells me that she doesnt appreciate waking up in the middle of the night with my **** in her..
:ohow rude.:o
Gabriel2k
18-02-10, 02:00 PM
What can I say, I thought she needed the beauty sleep!
Milky Bar Kid
18-02-10, 02:40 PM
Bloody hell! U rating dude! that was a bit coarse!
hindle8907
18-02-10, 02:42 PM
Bloody hell! U rating dude! that was a bit coarse!
He could have meant foot :albino:
Milky Bar Kid
18-02-10, 02:43 PM
lol, the forum doesn\'t star out the word foot....
hindle8907
18-02-10, 02:45 PM
lol, the forum doesn\'t star out the word foot....
Doh ! :smt119
(Walks away and gives self face palm)
Milky Bar Kid
18-02-10, 02:48 PM
It\'s ok, it\'s normally me who makes dumbass comments like that!
Wideboy
18-02-10, 05:32 PM
But where is the sex education for men, for I need advice on the best ways to "suggest congress"? As apparently shouting 'Surprise' isn’t always received warmly…
thats for the courts to decide!!
allantheboss
18-02-10, 06:29 PM
But where is the sex education for men, for I need advice on the best ways to "suggest congress"? As apparently shouting 'Surprise' isn’t always received warmly…
Hahah! "Suprise! Spiked your drink!"
Specialone
18-02-10, 06:52 PM
Thats right, you all keep living in your deluded little worlds.... and enjoy being single :p
I been married 11 years, since 17 (now 39) only been single for 4 months (actually thats quite sad :() so not that deluded ;)
That's funny. Creeping outta bed to put face cream and rollers in and then waking up earlier to take it out again. What if the man woke up in the middle of the night.......
allantheboss
18-02-10, 07:02 PM
Then the woman shall pay!
Specialone
18-02-10, 08:16 PM
That's funny. Creeping outta bed to put face cream and rollers in and then waking up earlier to take it out again. What if the man woke up in the middle of the night.......
Doesnt mention whats she's supposed to do with the morning glory either ;)
Alpinestarhero
18-02-10, 08:20 PM
Bloody hell! U rating dude! that was a bit coarse!
pff, it was starred out
and its up to him what he does with his feet, we all have our fetishes
Spiderman
18-02-10, 10:08 PM
this thread is far funnier than the article, good work peeps :lol:
Milky Bar Kid
19-02-10, 01:42 AM
pff, it was starred out
and its up to him what he does with his feet, we all have our fetishes
I just think feet are disgusting and really shouldn\'t be mentioned on a u rated forum. Eurgh, feet are minging!
lukemillar
19-02-10, 01:50 AM
I just think feet are disgusting and really shouldn\'t be mentioned on a u rated forum. Eurgh, feet are minging!
Says the girl with a foot as her avatar! :wink:
Milky Bar Kid
19-02-10, 02:00 AM
Yeah but that is to admire the trainer....get with program! lol
Gabriel2k
19-02-10, 11:07 AM
There is nothing wrong with feet at all.....if women didnt have them how the hell would they be able to run around after us blokes!
Milky Bar Kid
19-02-10, 11:08 AM
Although we would be able to get a lil' closer to the sink...lol
Although we would be able to get a lil' closer to the sink...lol
Shouldnt you be there now?
Milky Bar Kid
19-02-10, 11:12 AM
Who says I'm not?
Less posting more washing / cooking
Milky Bar Kid
19-02-10, 11:15 AM
There areno dishes left and no one to cook for...can I sit down now please Master?
Nah cook me some breakfast then you'll have more washing up :)
Oh and wash up what you've already washed up just to keep you busy :wink:
allantheboss
19-02-10, 01:56 PM
Hahah... stereotypical sexism makes me chuckle..
Gabriel2k
19-02-10, 02:05 PM
Yes a lot of intelligent men would argue that if a woman had no feet they might be able to get closer to the sink.....however I am a bit of a radical thinker with the view that feet on a woman have evolved because of the evolutionary need for them to do the rest of the housework and also the weekly food shopping.
Yes a lot of intelligent men would argue that if a woman had no feet they might be able to get closer to the sink.....however I am a bit of a radical thinker with the view that feet on a woman have evolved because of the evolutionary need for them to do the rest of the housework and also the weekly food shopping.
What are the vocal chords for then? :D
What are the vocal chords for then? :D
Telling the kids to shut up when dad's watching telly, and making encouraging grunts and groans at bedtime.
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