View Full Version : The adventures of Piņata el Burro
Paul the 6th
23-02-10, 07:16 PM
My sad pathetic life has hit rock bottom... but it's cheering me right up so come along for the adventure if you will :)
He likes to know what's going on in the world...
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S4PXJGJo0eI/AAAAAAAADXE/rFkCW5sFdDo/s576/photo.jpg
likes to put his culinary skills to use...
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S4PXJZJSVKI/AAAAAAAADXI/kKgor8mfsMs/s576/photo2.jpg
rides..
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S4PXJo3qQcI/AAAAAAAADXM/AtfNG5BiH4w/s576/photo3.jpg
enjoys a bit of chill time
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S4PXJgfA7gI/AAAAAAAADXQ/hxR1DzIG5xU/s576/photo4.jpg
has good personal hygene...
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S4PXJ32yjGI/AAAAAAAADXU/4cTPRPueU58/s576/photo5.jpg
he gets on well with the giant panda
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S4Ql1InV8gI/AAAAAAAADXc/yF15EGnx8RY/s576/photo6.jpg
is quite good with the ladies (when it comes to internet dating, anyway)
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S4Ql1eq_vwI/AAAAAAAADXg/8P8zjt0hDQc/s576/photo7.jpg
and he get's on exceptionally well with the red panda (all 3 of us are waaay into reggae reggae sauce!)
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S4Ql1Tqe8mI/AAAAAAAADXs/MmWdMgOEWb4/s720/photo8.jpg
no need to find a flatmate now, I got a pinata :)
(yes I am a pathetic lonely individual...)
Drew Carey
23-02-10, 07:19 PM
Hehe.....you haven't told him what he is in-store for on Saturday then? :D
Wideboy
23-02-10, 07:23 PM
i don't know what's more worrying, the fact your taking all these photo's or that you have so many stuffed animals in your house :flower:
Paul the 6th
23-02-10, 07:25 PM
Hehe.....you haven't told him what he is in-store for on Saturday then? :D
I don't know if we should smash the shiit out of him now, we've bonded... think of the photos drew :)
i don't know what's more worrying, the fact your taking all these photo's or that you have so many stuffed animals in your house :flower:
aw mate I love a good teddy really :) got about 9 different pandas but only one red panda (much rarer you see).. don't mess with the panda's!
Dave20046
23-02-10, 07:33 PM
How long have you lived with 'red panda'?
That's a racoon you douche
How long have you lived with 'red panda'?
That's a racoon you douche
thank you for saying that....I didn't want to upset him by telling him
Paul the 6th
23-02-10, 07:37 PM
I say unto you, LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU
'RED PANDA' (http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=red+panda&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8) :)
Dave20046
23-02-10, 07:38 PM
thank you for saying that....I didn't want to upset him by telling him
I recognised it as a delicate situation so kept as polite and respectful as possible.
Paul the 6th
23-02-10, 07:38 PM
(btw I'm a bit of a panda expert/pervert)
Dave20046
23-02-10, 07:40 PM
I say unto you, LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU
'RED PANDA' (http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=red+panda&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8) :)
Oh FFS
Comment restracted :rolleyes:
I'm gonna go play with my cuddly vancouver island marmot...
(btw I'm a bit of a panda expert/pervert)
You dont say
yes i have heard of the red panda... however that looks more like a raccoon
Paul the 6th
23-02-10, 07:47 PM
Oh FFS
Comment restracted :rolleyes:
I'm gonna go play with my cuddly vancouver island marmot...
I saw a marmot at the top of the pordoi pass in the alps! :D they were getting jiggeh
Dave20046
23-02-10, 07:48 PM
ahh but not a rare 'vancouver island' marmot ;)
was there any reggae reggae involved?
Paul the 6th
23-02-10, 07:52 PM
these were levi roots marmots :D
Graciepants
23-02-10, 07:56 PM
hey...red panda is mine, Pinata can **** off!
Paul the 6th
23-02-10, 08:00 PM
no one has seen the secret panda yet :)
the_lone_wolf
23-02-10, 08:25 PM
no one has seen the secret panda yet :)
ORLY?
Pandas are always smaller in real life anyway...
;)
So you're a furry? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom)
Paul the 6th
23-02-10, 08:36 PM
So you're a furry? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom)
that stuff seems kind of odd but I'll read up on it :) my mate confessed he fancied one of the blue animals from avatar...:smt047
that stuff seems kind of odd but I'll read up on it :) my mate confessed he fancied one of the blue animals from avatar...:smt047
your "mate" eh? :D:rolleyes:
Paul the 6th
23-02-10, 08:42 PM
i told him outright it was nothing to be ashamed of and that I'd prolly do horrible things to one of them as well - just need to watch the film first
Dave20046
23-02-10, 08:49 PM
that stuff seems kind of odd but I'll read up on it :) my mate confessed he fancied one of the blue animals from avatar...:smt047
anyone we know?:compress:
lol, funny sh*t me and the missus tend to do stuff like that when we are bored.
http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp169/J2UK/1437734b.jpg
http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp169/J2UK/8b4636c8.jpg
Owenski
23-02-10, 09:00 PM
it took tom hanks 4 years to go nuts from isolation in that castaway film. Congratultions paulo despit working and socilising you've managed to go nuts in less than 4 weeks. Im so proud :) promise me you werent return to the normal peoples way of thinking, they talk about us when we're not there I tell you!
dizzyblonde
23-02-10, 09:00 PM
maybe you could have a few of his mates round, so he feels really at home
http://cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/932/737/46/fccd_1.JPG
http://www.partymakerdiscountmegastore.com/331/products/Zebra.jpg
http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/lens2170806_1243121004PabloPin.jpg
http://images.birthdayinabox.com/BIABViewLarger/FrogPin.jpg
or maybe even get him a ladyfriend
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3335/3182631193_51af21901d_m.jpg
Have you ****ed it yet? Is that going to be the surprize inside it?
Dave20046
23-02-10, 09:18 PM
http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp169/J2UK/8b4636c8.jpg
Now, that - made me laugh!
my missus was ill and said she felt like she needed an operation as her stomach was hurting so badly so i told her not to worry as we had an in house surgeon and he would sort it out. I told her he was practicing for when she got home.
There was a quite please surgery in progress sign on door.
still makes her laugh.
Milky Bar Kid
23-02-10, 09:30 PM
Oh...My....God...and I thought I was nuts...
punyXpress
24-02-10, 11:46 AM
Just ask him:
to kindly keep away:
from:
my:
Burro !
<-------
yorkie_chris
24-02-10, 11:55 AM
Pauls got his kn0b in a bag of dry roasted methinks.
missyburd
24-02-10, 12:34 PM
lmao, bless ya paul.
And for goodness' sake folks, raccoons are black, grey and white! Red Pandas are funnily enough red, fairly big difference :-P
Owenski
24-02-10, 12:44 PM
yeah but dont be fooled by someone offering to show you thier blue tits, THEY LOOK NOTHING LIKE TITS! Easy mistake to make lads just thought I'd warn ya.
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