View Full Version : i've upset the homeboys again
Wideboy
10-03-10, 08:39 PM
some may remember a while ago my car was put "on the list" by a local "car crewz" gang because i had ago at him for reversing into my car.....
well this evening on the way home from work i upset another homeboy..... but on his moped, simply driving along in traffic about 20mph and i see twin headlights so naturally i move over slightly. i hear the bike going down the box thro 3 gears to which i then realised it was a moped :rolleyes:. Looking forward there is cars coming the opposite way on a fairly narrow road and to my astonishment the homeboy went for it head down the lot, i didn't accelerate or swerve or do anything and he just couldn't get past to the point he was sat along side the pillar of the car, so i looked at him and couldn't help but start laughing and so did my mate in the passenger seat, Homeboy got mad and started shouting abuse at me then decided to kick my door....... to which he failed as i served to the left and he just nicked it managing to remove the road salt from my door (have to wash it now, not happy), but my homeboy wasnt to clever doing that, he kicked my door but forgot to realise he didn't have the power to get away :rolleyes: so he sat along side me for longer and some other **** happened that i wont go into due to getting flamed from the pc brigade
so mister chav on you RS50 reg number HY02 KKL (feel free to clone it bike thief's, it was black btw), you may think i saw the light by not killing you but truth is i couldn't be arsed with the cop shop hassle of you being slattered over my car and you really are a dumb ass i now know where you go to college now ....... duhhhhhhhhhhh!! :rolleyes:
the intelligence of scum really is going down hill nowadays
TheOnlyNemesis
10-03-10, 08:47 PM
sorry man, i'll kick your door properly next time XD
yorkie_chris
10-03-10, 09:49 PM
"on the list"
List of people with better cars than them? More taste? Better hair? Greater intelligence?
Fact they thought these things about you means they really must be scum! :smt081
Jayneflakes
10-03-10, 09:57 PM
You may grow to regret the decision not run the little twunt over.
You do know how to make friends and influence people don't you?
:-)
-Ralph-
11-03-10, 12:19 AM
You don't even need a collision to bring them off, they have no riding skills.
If a chav ped scrote kicks your door, pull in front by about 30 feet, nice low gear engine revving, and slam on your anchors whilst watching the mirror. He won't be able to emergency brake properly, so he'll lock the brakes up. Once he reaches a 45 degrees angle and he's definitely kissing tarmac, get back on the gas so he doesn't slide into your back bumper.
It's his responsibility to maintain a safe distance behind you, somebody would need to prove you slammed on the anchors on purpose, and it's even semi-reasonable to say that you drove away from the scene because you were not aware there been had accident.
Damn that cat that ran out in front of you! Look at the trouble it caused.
phi-dan
11-03-10, 09:18 AM
slam on your anchors whilst watching the mirror.
:smt081 One of the guys at work did that in his disco - got all three of the little blighters.
He celebrated by getting some little crossed-out scooter stickers made to put on the front wings. Strangely enough it never happened again.
:smt081 One of the guys at work did that in his disco - got all three of the little blighters.
He celebrated by getting some little crossed-out scooter stickers made to put on the front wings. Strangely enough it never happened again.
Ha ha - 'musin.
plowsie
11-03-10, 09:39 AM
Wideboy - you's a rudeboy!
Damn that cat that ran out in front of you! Look at the trouble it caused.
Better make it a dog - my driving instructor told be you weren't supposed to swerve for rabbits, birds, and cats; but dogs you have to report. Or it could have been bambi... :rolleyes:
PsychoCannon
11-03-10, 10:21 AM
Heh they tend to be pretty obvious when getting ready to kick you so just "drift" towards him as he kicks, that should be enough for him to upset himself and send himself over without being able to get enough power in to do any actuall damage, instant karma :)
Look, he has enough trouble, he has an RS50 that will sieze at one point becuase they have no idea about Oil!
He sounds like a plonk but some of things being suggest are a bit rediculous... any car driver could take offence to your actions whilst on the bike and do the same to you.
If he's alongside you being an idiot either speed up or slow down, its just not worth the hassle.
I see it every day on my commute, people blatantly speeding up or blocking people or cutting people up. Its pointless road warrior antics that always end badly.
I bet deep down you know you sped up to a speed where you knew he wouldn't get by just to be awkward as 'he's on a scooter'... although I doubt very much you will admit to it.
-Ralph-
11-03-10, 11:05 AM
any car driver could take offence to your actions whilst on the bike and do the same to you
If a car driver could bring me off just by braking too hard or drifting towards me, then I need to give up biking before I kill myself.
If a car driver could bring me off just by braking too hard or drifting towards me, then I need to give up biking before I kill myself.
If someone engine brakes and slams the anchors on infront of you for no reason its just fecking silly, theres no need for it.
-Ralph-
11-03-10, 11:12 AM
some of things being suggest are a bit rediculous...
If someone engine brakes and slams the anchors on infront of you for no reason its just fecking silly, theres no need for it.
Take a pinch of salt and then throw it over your shoulder ;)
Take a pinch of salt and then throw it over your shoulder ;)
To be honest its the overall ethos of getting stressed and doing dangerous stuff on the road to get one over on someone, there is so much of it about nowdays. Theres no need for it and people need to relax and let people get on with it.
To be honest its the overall ethos of getting stressed and doing dangerous stuff on the road to get one over on someone, there is so much of it about nowdays. Theres no need for it and people need to relax and let people get on with it.
im with you on that statement Buddah. dont get me wrong i have my lairy moments but they are few and far between and getting rarer than hens teeth. and i swear im in a better place cos of it.
gav, you're gay. FACT!
west end poof.
Gabriel2k
11-03-10, 11:40 AM
I agree with the above comments.....yes the guy was a ****, yes what he was doing was stupid, but the best thing to do is to take a deep breath and be the better man/woman safe in the knowledge that you did the right thing and that they will get their comeuppance.
-Ralph-
11-03-10, 12:30 PM
but the best thing to do is to take a deep breath and be the better man/woman safe in the knowledge that you did the right thing and that they will get their comeuppance.
Agreed ideally there would be less stressed dangerous driving about, but I'm talking about people cutting people up, etc, not criminal damage. Turning a blind eye is easier said than done when a wee scrote has just kicked in the door on your new car and ridden off, and if indeed the ped is properly registered, he'll deny it when the police knock on his door, and your witness statement alone won't be enough to take it any further.
At the very least you want to bring him to a stop and launch his ignition keys into the nearest field. I wouldn't be very happy with a thousand pounds worth of bodywork damage just 'cos I did the right thing and they'll get their comeuppance. Would you? If so your a better man/woman than me and you've chosen the correct forum username.
yorkie_chris
11-03-10, 12:35 PM
Heh it is different on here when someone cuts you up and you boot the shoite out of their car
-Ralph-
11-03-10, 12:41 PM
Heh it is different on here when someone cuts you up and you boot the shoite out of their car
If the OP is to be believed, he didn't cut the ped up.
You don't need to damage somebody's car if they cut you up anyway. A rap on the drivers window with a carbon fibre knuckle, or pull the passenger mirror forward and let it spring back, scares the **** out of them and does no damage.
Wait until the traffic is about to move, then open the boot and ride away is great one too.
(remember that pinch of salt PC brigade!)
Wideboy
11-03-10, 01:27 PM
I have booted someones door in for trying to knock me off because i filtered infront of them in a traffic que, i kicked their door in AFTER he rammed me over to otherside of the road which damaged his car even more, i booted the door as he basically tried to kill me...... that i dont take kindly to as im sure most people with a temper would and managed to get off and confront him. i did all the right things reported it with a witness willing to go to court, the police threw it out because the old **** claimed i hit him and they said if i wanted to take it further it would result in me being done for criminal damage.... needles to say i wont be reporting this one
all i did to this **** yesterday was laugh at him (comon its a moped, hard not to) and call him a **** for risking the peoples lifes of the cars coming the otherway
(remember that pinch of salt PC brigade!)
I am a long long way from ever being PC lol
maviczap
11-03-10, 03:00 PM
Trouble is unless they grow up and get a proper bike, they go out and by a cage. Then they start trying to annoy bikers by trying to get past them on country roads, which they have no hope of achieving in their little Ford Focus
Happened on Sundays EAR rideout, some little chav was doing his utmost to get past Mr Speedplay & Mr Seggons. Complete Twonk
From another angle...
You encourage him to pass, then when it's clear the kid's made an almighty balls-up/ mis-judgement do nothing at all to help him out of it.
Anyone who's never nipped passed something then thought "That was a bit daft" step forward.
Granny impersonations over for the day.
PsychoCannon
11-03-10, 03:22 PM
Grooo that's reminded me of the little 125 in London this morning, no wing mirrors, slow as ****e and getting in everyones way weaving all over the shop *fume*
PsychoCannon
11-03-10, 03:22 PM
From another angle...
Anyone who's never nipped passed something then thought "That was a bit daft" step forward.
.
Steps a back...several times.
plowsie
11-03-10, 03:33 PM
Complete Twonk
They are feckin slow though...
maviczap
11-03-10, 03:36 PM
They are feckin slow though...
Ha Ha Ha LOL :p
Wideboy
17-03-10, 08:43 PM
aww yeah i am so totally the man, put the fear of the devil into that little **** today :cool:
i saw him on Friday in the mirror doing exactly what he did to me to someone else but he got away with it and went past me nothing i could do.
on the way home from work today coming up to a mini rounderboat that turns into the road where the incident happened i saw him, i said to the co passenger "look its him!" and with perfect luck he reaches the rounderbout and had to give way to me :cool:, he realised who the silver astra was and looked at me whilst i went slowly round the rounderbout and i mouthed some obscenity..... he cancelled his indicator and went full circle back the way he came to which we burst out laughing :smt046
yeh boy, dont mess wiv da astra possy init brap!
aww yeah i am so totally the man, put the fear of the devil into that little **** today :cool:
i saw him on Friday in the mirror doing exactly what he did to me to someone else but he got away with it and went past me nothing i could do.
on the way home from work today coming up to a mini rounderboat that turns into the road where the incident happened i saw him, i said to the co passenger "look its him!" and with perfect luck he reaches the rounderbout and had to give way to me :cool:, he realised who the silver astra was and looked at me whilst i went slowly round the rounderbout and i mouthed some obscenity..... he cancelled his indicator and went full circle back the way he came to which we burst out laughing :smt046
yeh boy, dont mess wiv da astra possy init brap!
Yous totally gangsta!
http://www.wardrobefail.com/wp-content/uploads/65/gangstafx7.jpg
Wideboy
17-03-10, 08:54 PM
init blud *touch me*
plowsie
18-03-10, 09:30 AM
Just as bad as him now...
metalangel
18-03-10, 09:36 AM
Yous totally gangsta!
:smt043 I IS GOT ME POCKET MONEY OFF GRAN INNIT
Haha this thread is the best on this forum by a long way. I believe this should be stickied!
Wideboy
18-03-10, 09:21 PM
ickle bit of respeca to de homeboy yar, getting dizzy wiv it init blu blu blu!!!
init blud *touch me*
*touch* Respect!
Wideboy
18-03-10, 09:31 PM
you sick safe init!! *touch* boogle boogle
it totally phat innit blud, irie irie!
Wideboy
18-03-10, 09:35 PM
dun b gettin all dizzy in ma grill breadwin, bang you out init
Right what im bout do is put some phat 17" amir khans on it!
DarrenSV650S
18-03-10, 09:55 PM
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k164/DarrenStewartTait/756045ef.png
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
metalangel
19-03-10, 07:30 AM
Dat is cuz you ain't KRUNK ENUFF to HANG wit de HOMIES, yo. Shizzle izzle wizzle gruntygiggles mah nizzle! Fa 'SHO! I thots I told yo to get'cho hands off ma BEEAATCH!
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