bowl movements sweetcorn

[jans1971]

some people might think im being disgusting but im being serious.
i chicken pie mash spuds and sweetcorn at 4.30 today and 3 hours later i had a poo and there was sweetcorn in it , it as a normal poo, im just thinking is there something wrong going on. i know some people can digest sweet corn so there is no trace of it in the poo and some can still have sweetcorn in the poo but still get the same nutrience. but im thinking this a bit quick for me. its a natural thing im talking about we all do it and im sorry if some people might find it out of order, no sorry im not grow up

[Bibio]

dont worry about it. just meens you have a high metabolism rate. or you had a pizza when you were ****ed and cant remember eating it. or you have some serious problem where your gut is growing corn inside of it...

[tigersaw]

Or you have a fascination for examining your poo

[the_lone_wolf]

I hate it when people move my bowls

I end up pouring my breakfast cereal on the counter

[Wideboy]

Or you have a fascination for examining your poo

dont knock it, that meerkat looking hag on tv makes a living out of her poo fiddling

[SV-net]

Did you poo in a bowl, eeew? Or do you mean bowel in the title?

[dizzyblonde]

Should I tell you all about carrots?

[Fruity-ya-ya]

Don't worry - life's too short.:D
Maybe you should be concerned when you start finding stuff in your stool that you didn't eat.:smt017

[Jdubya]

I hate it when people move my bowls

I end up pouring my breakfast cereal on the counter

+1

[Speedy Claire]

I`m more outraged that you`ve spelt bowel wrong :p

[Specialone]

This thread's **** :rolleyes:

[Amanda]

3 hours - crikey you must be as skinny as a rake with that metabolism. Takes me 24 hours ......

[Bibio]

This thread's **** :rolleyes:

completly.... :p

3 hours - crikey you must be as skinny as a rake with that metabolism. Takes me 24 hours ......

you need more sex.. :smt060

[Amanda]

you need more sex.. :smt060


Hahahahahaha - how do you work that one out?????

[Bibio]

coz my dear, if you were to have more sex you would be getting more exersize and your metabolism would be higher so you would go to the toilet more.. simples..

mind you your toooo bloody gorgeous not to have sex all the time.

[Amanda]

I'm running every day at the moment and it's made me nice and regular but never less than 24 hours. I visit the big white watering hole once a day and thats enough for me.

Thanks for the compliment, I will pass on your comments on to Chris and tell him he needs to keep me regular x

[Bibio]

Chris need to keep you more than regular hon... he needs to keep you satisfied..

Chris m8 c'mon work that charm....

[Amanda]

Chris need to keep you more than regular hon... he needs to keep you satisfied..

Chris m8 c'mon work that charm....

You been on the grape juice tonight by any chance :drink:

[jans1971]

sorry i am about my spelling but i am dyslexic and i still poo the same :-)

[-Ralph-]

You obviously don't have small children that like sweetcorn, or you'd be used to seeing nappies full of it.

Sometimes you don't digest sweetcorn, it goes straight through you. Don't worry about it.

[Bibio]

You been on the grape juice tonight by any chance :drink:

me never.. :---)

[-Ralph-]

me never.. :---)

He's blootered. In the words o' a man frae Midcalder....

Let votaries o' Bacchus o' wine make their boast,
And drink till it mak' them as dead's a bed-post;
A drap o' maut broe I wad far rather pree,
And a rosy-faced landlord's the Bacchus for me.
Then I'll toddle but and I'll toddle ben,
And let them drink at wine wha nae better do ken.
Your wine it may do for the bodies far south,
But a Scotsman likes something that bites i' the mouth,
And whisky's the thing that can do't to a tee.
Then Scotsmen and whisky will ever agree;
For wi' toddlin' but and toddlin ben,
Sae lang we've been nurst on't we hardly can spean.

It's now thretty years since I first took the drap,
To moisten my carcase and keep it in sap;
And though what I've drunk might hae slacken'd the sun,
I find I'm as dry as when first I begun;
For wi' toddlin' but and toddlin' ben,
I'm nae sooner slacken'd than drouthy again.

Your douse folk aft ca' me a tipplin' auld sot,
A worm to a still, a sand-bed, and what not;
They cry that my hand wad ne'er bide frae my mouth;
But, oddsake! They never consider my drouth;
Yet I'll toddle but and I'll toddle ben,
An' laugh at their nonsense wha nae better ken.

Some hard-grippin' mortals wha deem themselves wise,
A glass o' gude whisky affect to despise;
Poor scurvy-soul'd wretches, they're no very blate,
Besides, let me tell them, they're foes to the state;
For wi' toddlin but and toddlin' ben,
Gin folk wadna drink, how could government fen'?

Yet wae on the tax that maks whisky sae dear,
An' wae on the gauger sae strict and severe;
Had I but my will o't, I'd soon let you see,
That whisky, like water, to a' should be free;
For I'd toddle but and I'd toddle ben,
And I'd mak it rin like the burn after rain.

What signifies New'r day? - a mock at the best,
That tempts but poor bodies and leaves them unblest?
For ance-a-year fuddle I'd scarce gie a strae,
Unless that ilk year were as short as a day;
Then I'd toddle but and I'd toddle ben,
Wi' the hearty het pint and the canty black hen.

I ne'er was inclined to lay-by ony cash,
Weel kennin' it only wad breed me more fash;
But aye when I had it I let it gang free,
And wad toss for a gill wi' my hindmost bawbee;
For wi' toddlin' but and toddlin' ben,
I ne'er kent the use o't but only to spen'.

Had siller been made in the kist to lock by,
It ne'er wad been rund, but square as a die;
Whereas by its shape ilka body may see,
It aye was designed it should circulate free;
Then we'll toddle but and we'll toddle ben,
An' aye when we get it, we'll part wi't again.

I ance was persuaded to 'put in the pin,'
But foul fa' the bit o't ava wad bide in;
For whisky's a thing sae bewitchingly stout,
The first time I smelt it the pin it lap out;
Then I toddled but and I toddled ben,
And I vow'd I wad ne'er be advised sae again.

Oh, leeze me on whisky! It gie's us new life,
It maks us aye cadgy to cuddle the wife;
It kindles a spark in the breast o' the cauld ,
And it maks the rank coward courageously bauld;
Then we'll toddle but and we'll toddle ben,
An' we'll coup aff our glasses, 'Here's to you again!'

[Bibio]

^ all that just to say i have had a couple... superb i'm horned. cheers m8.

[Fizzy Fish]

some people might think im being disgusting but im being serious.
i chicken pie mash spuds and sweetcorn at 4.30 today and 3 hours later i had a poo and there was sweetcorn in it , it as a normal poo, im just thinking is there something wrong going on. i know some people can digest sweet corn so there is no trace of it in the poo and some can still have sweetcorn in the poo but still get the same nutrience. but im thinking this a bit quick for me. its a natural thing im talking about we all do it and im sorry if some people might find it out of order, no sorry im not grow up

If you get freaked out by things like that, don't eat asparagus...

[widepants]

I could be wrong and I probably am but here goes anyway....I have been led to believe that sweetcorn is the one and only veg that gives out more nutrients after being well cooked.This is something to do with the boiling breaking down more of the fibre making it easier to digest.
OMG.....a sensible answer

[appollo1]

sweetcorn and also raisins will come out the same way that they went in if they are not chewed to mush as they do not break down in the digestive track through the body.

[Geodude]

In my house its known as 'sweetcorn suprise' as somtimes it returns and somtimes it does'nt. :smt119

[missyburd]

Perfectly normal, stop flapping :-P

[PsychoCannon]

Ye I'm careful about how much of that stuff I put per portion when I use it as it's a bugger when you go over the float/sink ratio and spend hours trying to flush one coated in little life jackets.

[tommo891]

wrong its just all wrong......lol:smt092

[staceylew01]

You have to chew the sweetcorn properly, its only the inside that has the nutrients, the outer shell is made from fibre, which you cant digest, thats why it goes straight through!!