View Full Version : Kevin "bloody" Wilson
yorkie_chris
11-03-10, 12:57 PM
No links, as this guy is so not U rated.
However I'm sat here reading a load of papers telling me about the cytotoxicity of clinically relevant wear particles and that aussie nutter might even be keeping me somewhere near sane.
Have a search on youtube for "stack the fridge"
"sip some champagne, snort some cocain, maybe swim some in the nude ... but you can stick that fancy s***, cos it's just not me and you..." :smt081
Jayneflakes
11-03-10, 01:08 PM
My introduction to this performer was via the song "I wanna be a builder when I grow up".
That was in the late 90's I think. It was not funny then and it is not funny now...
Oh no, it is hilarious, rib crackingly brilliant. Funny does not even come close.
For an American equivalent, look up Stephen Lynch, Chris. He has had me in tears with his gentle songs of vileness. Lets just say that I will never look at a coat hanger again!
yorkie_chris
11-03-10, 01:11 PM
Lets just say that I will never look at a coat hanger again!
Must refrain from serious un-PC jokes... Not drunk enough to get away with it... :smt081
yorkie_chris
11-03-10, 01:14 PM
"Don't touch your sister"
OMG my face hurts!
Jayneflakes
11-03-10, 01:19 PM
"Don't touch your sister"
OMG my face hurts!
That one is vile! But so funny... :smt081
Drew Carey
11-03-10, 01:31 PM
"Can't say **** in Canada" & "I've Had an Absolute **** of a day" are my two favs.
squirrel_hunter
11-03-10, 01:35 PM
I'm with Drew on this those are my favourites. Thanks to Strechie and GruntyGiggles for introducing me to his work. Oh and the list of things you can say in Canada is brilliant...
Spiderman
11-03-10, 01:40 PM
No links, as this guy is so not U rated.
PMSL :lol:
YC i gotta admit i saw the title of the thread and thought "oh holly hell, he's only gonna have posted a linky the git"
Thanks for shattering my misconceptions :)
if you like kevin wilson you'll like Jim Jeffries...again kiddies he is sooooo not u rated!
yorkie_chris
11-03-10, 01:43 PM
I can post some lyrics if you want? :-D
"Can't say **** in Canada" & "I've Had an Absolute **** of a day" are my two favs.
My personal anthem is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.:cool:
keith_d
11-03-10, 01:55 PM
My personal anthem is D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.:cool:
There's quite a lot of DILLIGAF going on in my office at the moment.
yorkie_chris
11-03-10, 01:57 PM
"Living next door to allan" The do gooders'd string you up with your own mic wire if you sang that here LOL
Spiderman
11-03-10, 02:45 PM
I can post some lyrics if you want? :-D
:lol: We'd all get bloody banned then!
maviczap
11-03-10, 02:50 PM
Santa where's my ****ing bike!
Lol
gruntygiggles
11-03-10, 03:03 PM
Might put the CD on.....if you haven't got his CD yet, get it. It can brighten up any long trip in the car or just put you in the best mood ever when you're doing stuff around the house.
As for Stephen Lynch, me, Stretchie, MBK and my sister and Brother-in-Law went to see him live in Bristol on Sunday night.....if you ever get the chance, get yourself tickets, we were laughing out loud the whole way through. He's a genius the way he was making stuff up on the spot as well.
Balddood
11-03-10, 03:23 PM
I went to see KBW the other year in Nottingham. I've been a fan for years, seen his videos (yes, videos!), got all his tapes (yes, tapes!), so thought it was time to see him live. Absolutely brilliant. If you get the chance, have a look for his daughter, Jenny Talia - from Australia. She is just as funny as her old man. She is on my "to see live" list too ;)
Sean
tommo891
11-03-10, 03:38 PM
hey sana clause you c**t wheres me f**king bike, I saw mommy sucking sana clause....mint went and seen him,
hey sana clause you c**t wheres me f**king bike, I saw mommy sucking sana clause....mint went and seen him,
OH I had that on my Facebook for ages. Loved that one lol
tommo891
11-03-10, 04:03 PM
ugly git mind...
dizzyblonde
11-03-10, 04:03 PM
Chris.....
You've been around me and Matt for how many years, and you've only just heard of him?
The grease must really be thick in them earholes of yours!
yorkie_chris
11-03-10, 04:31 PM
Yeah never heard you mention him? Gav on the wasp GSXR6 told me about him. see your musical knowledge has been usurped by a student!
Quiff Wichard
11-03-10, 05:30 PM
i thought that santa song was a chubby brown song
barwel1992
11-03-10, 06:02 PM
Kevin Bloody Wilson Nigel medley
my favourite :D
Dave20046
11-03-10, 06:36 PM
Chris you strike me as the kind of guy who'd like Mark "Chopper" Read , You can watch the whole film on youtube (in annoying parts) if you've never seen it. Apparently the books a giggle. All true (supposedly)
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6049311,00.jpg
yorkie_chris
11-03-10, 06:39 PM
Yup, read the book and seen the film!
Dave20046
11-03-10, 06:39 PM
Ya mam's upset
dizzyblonde
11-03-10, 06:40 PM
Think he may have flicked through the pages of the book, on the back of our bog :-)
If he hasn't its not here, he'll have to ask Matt to lend it.
edit..my fingers are getting slow!
Kevin Bloody Wilson Nigel medley
my favourite :D
F#####g LEGEND :D:cool:
_Stretchie_
12-03-10, 11:41 AM
Ha haa, I love some of his work, the songs about what you can't say in Canada, the well hung fella from Calgooly and having a rather bad day (infact some may say he'd had an absolute..... of a day)
I don't subscribe to all his views though, mostly as funny as a funny thing in funny town but a bit too Alf Garnett at other times
yorkie_chris
12-03-10, 11:44 AM
"I'm a lover not a fighter and I'd rather **** than fight"
Can't argue with that one lol
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