i love c.o.c.k

[jans1971]

c.o.c.k soup that is , i get it from tesco its hot and spicy :p and only about 30p

[Milky Bar Kid]

Heheheheheheheh!!!

[Shellywoozle]

i love c.o.c.k too - wonder if they do bigger ones (packets that is)

[Milky Bar Kid]

We all know you do shell!!! *running away quickly*

[Shellywoozle]

We all know you do shell!!! *running away quickly*

keeps you warm on nights .... find a microwave and slip it in in its packet, saves on mess :p

[Milky Bar Kid]

PMSL! I love you Shell...but I think you like soup more!

[Holdup]

:-s

Jans you been on the source again? i remember your last thread :shock:

[Milky Bar Kid]

I personally think you can't beat a nice big mouthful of it....

[Milky Bar Kid]

It can be a little bit salty sometimes though

[Shellywoozle]

Should come with free meatballs ... think the supermarkets need to pick on this marketing advantage :)

I would have lots of c.o.c.k. and meatballs and would be happy at work

[keithd]

what has this place become?! good lord

[dizzyblonde]

Would it be greedy to want two?

[Shellywoozle]

what has this place become?! good lord

chatting about soup .... nothing wrong in that !!

[Shellywoozle]

Would it be greedy to want two?

2 c.o.c.k.'s or meatballs?

[Shellywoozle]

http://idolator.com/assets/images/2008/10/custom_1225118477538_31RqPX8G78L._SS500_.jpg
http://www.ovcart.com/images/inventory/11158.1026.zoom.jpg

[dizzyblonde]

lol @ shell, now its defo for the chop!

[Milky Bar Kid]

How long before its locked....

[dizzyblonde]

Suppose its how much they can handle in one go MBK

[Shellywoozle]

What it is a man who is fully clothed with a bowl of stuff ... if its locked for that everytime I see a ladies b00b I shall complain !!!

I will ya know ;) he he he

[Jayneflakes]

Hmm, not for me I feel.

I prefer this.
http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/Images/ExternalImages/ProductsDetailed/42/118442.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

I actually snorted laughing so hard at that Jayne!

C.o.c.k soup for starts, fish pie for afters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dizzyblonde]

MBK you really are a greedy girl.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Meh, I have a healthy appetite!!

[Treacle]

Hmm, not for me I feel.

I prefer this.
http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/Images/ExternalImages/ProductsDetailed/42/118442.jpg

I don't mind a nice tidy fish pie. Not to keen on the crusty topping though. ;-)

[Holdup]

i don't mind a nice tidy fish pie. Not to keen on the crusty topping though. ;-)

pmsl!!!!!!

[Milky Bar Kid]

I don't mind a nice tidy fish pie. Not to keen on the crusty topping though. ;-)

Or a cheesey topping...:sick:

[Treacle]

Or a cheesey topping...:sick:

Hummmmm depends on the cheese. Lol

[keithd]

chatting about soup .... nothing wrong in that !!

yes, of course thats what its about:rolleyes:

[dizzyblonde]

After c.o.c.k soup for starters and fish pie for the mains, anyone for

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20081125Spotted%20Dick.jpg

[Littlepeahead]

It does say 3-4 servings on the pack.

[Shellywoozle]

Or a cheesey topping...:sick:

As long as the c.o.c.k soup not got a cheesy topping :thumbdown:

[Paul the 6th]

thank god I'm not the only sad and lonely twisted food perv

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b201/mightyatom13/711px-Mr-Brains-Faggots-Pack.jpg

http://en.blog.qype.com/images/viral/funnyfoods/plopp.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lG2az5ut9w0/SwS4LVUwxtI/AAAAAAAADpM/tA6qBGbg514/s1600/most_unfortunate_food_names_06.jpg

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/weird_food_bumbum-431x300.jpg

http://s3.hubimg.com/u/55422_f260.jpg

http://s3.hubimg.com/u/55450_f260.jpg

and my personal favorite....


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_lG2az5ut9w0/SwS4XagwFAI/AAAAAAAADp0/TgvYRXC6sAc/s1600/most_unfortunate_food_names_01.jpg

[The Guru]

Quite fancy a Bimbo Sandwich

[Milky Bar Kid]

As long as the c.o.c.k soup not got a cheesy topping :thumbdown:

EW.....!!!

And Paul, PMSL at Golden Gaytime!

[Paul the 6th]

"4 delicious chances to have a gay time".... made by walls as well :D

[Jayneflakes]

All followed with one or two of these.

http://images.jambase.com/fans/selo34/DiscoBiscuits.jpg

[Paul the 6th]

I like that one jayne lol :D

[Shellywoozle]

Ohh I am eating pork meatballs right now ......... yummy

[2hys]

to much mite give you......

[Shellywoozle]

to much mite give you......

ha ha thats funny nearly choked on my balls

[Paul the 6th]

where the hell are the mods lol

[Shellywoozle]

where the hell are the mods lol

Maybe they are having their lunch ..... c.o.c.k maybe? ya never know ! ha ha ha
:smt016

I know what I am gonna ask for in Tesco when I am on nights and after my snap .... gonna go in and shout "where is the c.o.c.k. " and whisper soup !!

Ooohh that should get the attention of the shelf fillers ha haha

[2hys]

where the hell are the mods lol
might be eating their.....

[Iansv II]

Still not locked.. blimey :smt059

[Shellywoozle]

Still not locked.. blimey :smt059

??????????? ladies discussing soup .... it's you men that have the dirty minds.

[dizzyblonde]

All washed down with some


http://en.blog.qype.com/images/viral/funnyfoods/fartjuice.jpg

and



http://en.blog.qype.com/images/viral/funnyfoods/creamycollon.jpg




Perhaps you could have this with your evening meal?
http://en.blog.qype.com/images/viral/funnyfoods/drysacksherry.jpg

[Iansv II]

Of course Shell... :^o

[keithd]

if you cant beat them...my personal favorite...

http://blog.preshweb.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/ainsley-sausages.jpg

[MattCollins]

Stuff the c.o.c.k...

It was this that made me laugh

http://forums.sv650.org/image.php?u=6977&dateline=1255764900

[Littlepeahead]

And as an appetizer...

http://forums.sv650.org/picture.php?albumid=509&pictureid=4185

[dizzyblonde]

Perfect drink for preggers Dizz


http://static.flickr.com/3086/3119635462_e40a7c8d79.jpg


Not sure this is necessary though

http://bigstupididiot.com/files/2009/09/badcandy3.jpg

[Geodude]

Cant stop laughing at this thread :D

[Cumfy]

pmsl

[Mej]

gave that to my brother once at christmas lol

[Spiderman]

Quality thread peeps, keep up the good work ;)

And you'll never see me lock a thread filled with high class innuendo. Cross the line too much and the swear filter will catch you anyway, bypass the swear filter and you might get a PM from me.

But innuendo? Thats the art of skilfully and creatively using language to get your meaning across to a select audience the way i see it :)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yay! Spidey, we love you!

[Spiderman]

:oops:

[Ed]

gave that to my brother once at christmas lol

What, c.o.c.k.?

[Jayneflakes]

Yay! Spidey, we love you!


Yay for Spidey. We do love you too. :D

Actually folks, after many years of abstaining, I have just started eating meat again, with Carol's encouragement of course. :smt080


:smt016

[Milky Bar Kid]

Yay for Spidey. We do love you too. :D

Actually folks, after many years of abstaining, I have just started eating meat again, with Carol's encouragement of course. :smt080


:smt016

Lol, but do you go as far as indulging in a bowl full of c.o.c.k soup???

[Jayneflakes]

Lol, but do you go as far as indulging in a bowl full of c.o.c.k soup???

'T'was the first thing I chowed down on, although it may have been spit roasted, rather than chopped into soup. :smt027

I find soup is great when you feel poorly, but when you really need filling, there is nothing like a nice roast. :smt059

[2hys]

:smt082

[thulfi]

looks like the mods are pretty keen on some c.o.c.k themselves.

[Mej]

What, c.o.c.k.?

lol no that would be highly illegal!!

i wrapped the soup up as his only present and told him that is all i could afford.

[dizzyblonde]

I am ashamed I work for this company.

But I suppose after yer c.o.c.k soup you could always have a nice

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/55431_f120.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

I think I might go for a bonka right now...anyone else care to join me?!

[TazDaz]

I think I might go for a bonka right now...anyone else care to join me?!

Surely you'd NEED someone to join you! :p

[dizzyblonde]

I think I might go for a bonka right now...anyone else care to join me?!

Not really, I might be on this all night

http://s2.hubimg.com/u/55425_f120.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

Coffee is always better when there are a few folk joining in....

[Milky Bar Kid]

Not really, I might be on this all night

http://s2.hubimg.com/u/55425_f120.jpg

Why, have you indulged in some of this:

http://i973.photobucket.com/albums/ae218/milkybarkid196/peecola.jpg

[Sally]

Coffee is always better when there are a few folk joining in....

A few... Impressive!

Lke alot of the white stuff with you're coffee?

Or just like it black?

;)

[Bri w]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Best laugh I've had for ages.

Top humour ladies

[Milky Bar Kid]

A few... Impressive!

Lke alot of the white stuff with you're coffee?

Or just like it black?

;)

Just like it as it comes....;)

[dizzyblonde]

Hpw about a late night snack MBK?

http://bp1.blogger.com/_yKwmvJ8E3n0/RyY9Dv8jioI/AAAAAAAAAVE/U3hR5ng7RkQ/s320/dickmilch1.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

Nah, not entirely sure I would be able to swallow that...might end up spitting it out..

[Jayneflakes]

Nah, not entirely sure I would be able to swallow that...might end up spitting it out..

My Mother taught me that it is rude to spit out something you don't like the taste of. If you must do so, spit into a napkin, but only when swallowing is to be avoided. I was also keen to swallow rather than leave a nasty substance in my mouth.

:smt016

[Shellywoozle]

Nah, not entirely sure I would be able to swallow that...might end up spitting it out..

Surely you don't spit .... you should be getting it down ya neck gal even if you have to gag !!

Oooh luving it back from a shift at work and this thread is still going strong !!

LOL ... I even had a text from an orger whilst at work ... I was in custody when I got "have you had and c.o.c.k. at work " ROFL

[TSM]

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/55459_f260.jpghttp://s3.hubimg.com/u/55462_f260.jpg

[Shellywoozle]

Too much creamy balls and I may need

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lG2az5ut9w0/SwS4WuQWLlI/AAAAAAAADpU/rqcRMy-P2FA/s1600/most_unfortunate_food_names_05.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

Surely you don't spit .... you should be getting it down ya neck gal even if you have to gag !!

Oooh luving it back from a shift at work and this thread is still going strong !!

LOL ... I even had a text from an orger whilst at work ... I was in custody when I got "have you had and c.o.c.k. at work " ROFL

I only spit when something tastes particularly disgusting or if I am unsure of its origin or whereabouts before it's in my mouth.

[Shellywoozle]

I only spit when something tastes particularly disgusting or if I am unsure of its origin or whereabouts before it's in my mouth.

Respect MBK I knew you swollowed :)

[dizzyblonde]

Too much creamy balls and I may need

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lG2az5ut9w0/SwS4WuQWLlI/AAAAAAAADpU/rqcRMy-P2FA/s1600/most_unfortunate_food_names_05.jpg

In that case this would be perfect:rolleyes:

http://funnyhub.com/content_images/7493_4857_thumb.jpg

[cuffy]

Can't beat a good..
http://www.notempire.com/images/uploads/fartbar.jpg
Or if you're a little peckish,
http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/mini-dickmann.jpg

Much better than the old sh!to
http://night4joy.com/pictures/Rude%20Food/rude-food001.jpg

But on a cold evening i do like to suck on one or two of these,
http://www.bay-of-fundie.com/img/2008/nips.jpg

[gruntygiggles]

I wrote a fab post then but realised it made no sense whatsoever as I hadn't seen the other 8 pages....lol.

Loving it though;-)

[Jabba]

http://www.lifelounge.com/resources/IMGDETAIL/snack_foods-that_sound_like_sex_acts_detail.jpg
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/88877779_72989be02a.jpg

[Milky Bar Kid]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/88877779_72989be02a.jpg

But do you lick the lid....

[Jabba]

But do you lick the lid....

Of course. And the rim. Why waste it? ;-)

[TSM]

I wrote a fab post then but realised it made no sense whatsoever as I hadn't seen the other 8 pages....lol.

Loving it though;-)

we saw it in our emails :)

swallow

[gruntygiggles]

Hahahahaha!

[Jayneflakes]

Of course. And the rim. Why waste it? ;-)

One must be wary when licking around the rim, I was once licking the rim and hurt my tongue by trying to get it in too deep. :smt016

[Milky Bar Kid]

Ooooooo , that actually made me clench


:smt107:smt043

[Jayneflakes]

Ooooooo , that actually made me clench

That is the danger of deep yoghurt pots. You mark my words. I was licking out a rim with Carol when I cut my tongue on the lip. That is Bio-Yoghurt for you. :|

[Spiderman]

best thread in aaaaaages! You girls are so smutty i wanna be locked in a room with you all for a weekend or 2 ;)

I'll bring all the c.o.c.k you need as long as here is plenty of this..

[gruntygiggles]

Spidey, I will spread that fanny jam on my supersized buns ;-)

[Milky Bar Kid]

YUM! C.o.c.k soup followed by some gigantic buns with some fanny jam spread on top...sounds like a meal fit for a King/Queen.

Infact...does the fanny jam have bits in??? Then I might not like it...

[Sally]

YUM! C.o.c.k soup followed by some gigantic buns with some fanny jam spread on top...sounds like a meal fit for a King/Queen.

Infact...does the fanny jam have bits in??? Then I might not like it...

As long as the hairs in the jam have been removed, no problems at all for me!

[Milky Bar Kid]

Sally, I take it you are also partial to a bit of c.o.c.k soup?? Or being an Aberdonian, do you prefer lamb?

[dizzyblonde]

Infact...does the fanny jam have bits in??? Then I might not like it...

Not sure but it goes well spread between some


http://www.owensworld.com/funnyimages/files/jussipussi_big.jpg

[gruntygiggles]

I love fanny jam on my jussipussi. Dan likes it as a starter before he indulges in the c.o.c.k. soup with my buns.

[Sally]

Sally, I take it you are also partial to a bit of c.o.c.k soup?? Or being an Aberdonian, do you prefer lamb?

Mmm I am partial to a bit of lamb :p