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Stingo
13-04-10, 04:20 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg


The prize is a virtual flaggon of your favourite tipple...:smt112

GeneticBubble
13-04-10, 04:29 PM
I've been staring at this picture for ages now and all that comes to mind is:


Theres an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman...


can't decide which is which though :confused:

Richie
13-04-10, 04:53 PM
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5175/tumblrl0o9h6jvyw1qzpwi0.jpg

Richie
13-04-10, 04:54 PM
Tristan... When I said this was a camping holiday I meant we were sleeping in Tent's

Paul the 6th
13-04-10, 05:04 PM
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S8SkMlZthMI/AAAAAAAADcU/gMZWrY5QZrg/s576/caption.jpg

Biker Biggles
13-04-10, 05:10 PM
Dont turn round----Your MP is canvassing for votes over there.

Paul the 6th
13-04-10, 05:11 PM
"Oh my days, you'll never guess who's just walked in... what was that kinky formula 1 boss called?"

gettin2dizzy
13-04-10, 05:11 PM
Other than the introduction of his new uniform, Frank was sure that April 1st held some significance...

Sosha
13-04-10, 05:17 PM
Who ate all the luggage?

Biker Biggles
13-04-10, 05:33 PM
Which way to Soho mate?

Richie
13-04-10, 05:57 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

My hovercraft is full of eels.
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Drop your panty, Sir William; I cannot wait till lunchtime!
My nipples explode with delight!
Please fondle my buttocks.

dizzyblonde
13-04-10, 06:03 PM
The satnav was wrong again, this was not the venue for the secret club Mick was hoping for.

Bluepete
13-04-10, 06:26 PM
Which way to The Soho Massive mate?

Sorted.

Pete ;)

Bluefish
13-04-10, 06:32 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

My hovercraft is full of eels.
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Drop your panty, Sir William; I cannot wait till lunchtime!
My nipples explode with delight!
Please fondle my buttocks.

you've done this befor, lol.

Richie
13-04-10, 06:37 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

It's not any Transvestite, it's an S&M Transvestite :0)

Richie
13-04-10, 08:46 PM
slight derail....
but why has that man in the foreground got a pen and clipboard...? has he that much luggage?
And Look at the size of his Feet for goodness sake !

speedplay
13-04-10, 09:01 PM
Flight=£150

Haircut=£15

Traveling light in the mrs undies = Priceless

Icanopit
13-04-10, 09:16 PM
:laughat:It's party time on the majic roundabout

Biker Biggles
13-04-10, 09:49 PM
Is the fat bloke in blue Bill Oddie on the look out for a rare bird?

cuffy
14-04-10, 11:32 AM
slight derail....
but why has that man in the foreground got a pen and clipboard...? has he that much luggage?
And Look at the size of his Feet for goodness sake !
Have you also noticed he's about to snort a woman vacuuming ;)

allantheboss
14-04-10, 11:39 AM
This isn't a caption..


Where did you get this picture of me?

Richie
14-04-10, 02:22 PM
I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne
and it tastes just like cherry cola
C-O-L-A cola

Well I left home just
a week before
and I'd never ever kissed
a woman before
but Binky smiled and
took me by the hand
and said "Dear boy
I'm gonna make you a man"

:0)

davepreston
14-04-10, 03:13 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg



richie "i want a refund for my iphone its ****"
salesman "what is the problem sir"
richie " this guy didnt show up on my grinder app ,its gotta be broken"

Richie
14-04-10, 05:08 PM
"Dave ! Davepreston...! it's me...! Richie!!! I'm here! You now owe me 10 flegs Pal"
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/10-PF-Coin-German.jpg


to all civvies, a 10 fleg bet is a squaddie bet that you can not turn down....
BTW Yes I have dressed like this for a 10 fleg bet in Hamburgs Reeperbarn and got arrested by the GCP (German civil police. We had just been to a fanstastic evening at a Rocky Horror Picture Show..... great days, pull up a sandbag and swing the lamp.)

Biker Biggles
14-04-10, 09:04 PM
I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne
and it tastes just like cherry cola
C-O-L-A cola

Well I left home just
a week before
and I'd never ever kissed
a woman before
but Binky smiled and
took me by the hand
and said "Dear boy
I'm gonna make you a man"

:0)

Kinky;)

Stingo
15-04-10, 09:20 AM
"Dave ! Davepreston...! it's me...! Richie!!! I'm here! You now owe me 10 flegs Pal"
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/10-PF-Coin-German.jpg


to all civvies, a 10 fleg bet is a squaddie bet that you can not turn down....
BTW Yes I have dressed like this for a 10 fleg bet in Hamburgs Reeperbarn and got arrested by the GCP (German civil police. We had just been to a fanstastic evening at a Rocky Horror Picture Show..... great days, pull up a sandbag and swing the lamp.)
Ooh...sandbag. We pull up a bollard and swing the lamp...I was also appropriately attired when I went to see Rocky Horror...

Richie
15-04-10, 07:27 PM
Announcement "DING DONG" ........"All Flights Are Cancelled due to the Climatic affects from Iceland"

But if you Hurry you can get "Two for One one all pruducts at Bejams...! "

bald git
15-04-10, 07:50 PM
excuse me do you think my ar** looks big in this?

Richie
17-04-10, 07:53 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
all this waiting around for the volcano ash to disburse is making me all Hot !

larssonn
26-04-10, 08:35 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

The Conservatives plan to dominate the headlines took a nose dive today when the BDSM tweeters failed to get behind them ;)