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http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
The prize is a virtual flaggon of your favourite tipple...:smt112
GeneticBubble
13-04-10, 04:29 PM
I've been staring at this picture for ages now and all that comes to mind is:
Theres an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman...
can't decide which is which though :confused:
http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5175/tumblrl0o9h6jvyw1qzpwi0.jpg
Tristan... When I said this was a camping holiday I meant we were sleeping in Tent's
Paul the 6th
13-04-10, 05:04 PM
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_c5nU_S1VtbY/S8SkMlZthMI/AAAAAAAADcU/gMZWrY5QZrg/s576/caption.jpg
Biker Biggles
13-04-10, 05:10 PM
Dont turn round----Your MP is canvassing for votes over there.
Paul the 6th
13-04-10, 05:11 PM
"Oh my days, you'll never guess who's just walked in... what was that kinky formula 1 boss called?"
gettin2dizzy
13-04-10, 05:11 PM
Other than the introduction of his new uniform, Frank was sure that April 1st held some significance...
Biker Biggles
13-04-10, 05:33 PM
Which way to Soho mate?
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Drop your panty, Sir William; I cannot wait till lunchtime!
My nipples explode with delight!
Please fondle my buttocks.
dizzyblonde
13-04-10, 06:03 PM
The satnav was wrong again, this was not the venue for the secret club Mick was hoping for.
Bluepete
13-04-10, 06:26 PM
Which way to The Soho Massive mate?
Sorted.
Pete ;)
Bluefish
13-04-10, 06:32 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Drop your panty, Sir William; I cannot wait till lunchtime!
My nipples explode with delight!
Please fondle my buttocks.
you've done this befor, lol.
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
It's not any Transvestite, it's an S&M Transvestite :0)
slight derail....
but why has that man in the foreground got a pen and clipboard...? has he that much luggage?
And Look at the size of his Feet for goodness sake !
speedplay
13-04-10, 09:01 PM
Flight=£150
Haircut=£15
Traveling light in the mrs undies = Priceless
Icanopit
13-04-10, 09:16 PM
:laughat:It's party time on the majic roundabout
Biker Biggles
13-04-10, 09:49 PM
Is the fat bloke in blue Bill Oddie on the look out for a rare bird?
slight derail....
but why has that man in the foreground got a pen and clipboard...? has he that much luggage?
And Look at the size of his Feet for goodness sake !
Have you also noticed he's about to snort a woman vacuuming ;)
allantheboss
14-04-10, 11:39 AM
This isn't a caption..
Where did you get this picture of me?
I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne
and it tastes just like cherry cola
C-O-L-A cola
Well I left home just
a week before
and I'd never ever kissed
a woman before
but Binky smiled and
took me by the hand
and said "Dear boy
I'm gonna make you a man"
:0)
davepreston
14-04-10, 03:13 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
richie "i want a refund for my iphone its ****"
salesman "what is the problem sir"
richie " this guy didnt show up on my grinder app ,its gotta be broken"
"Dave ! Davepreston...! it's me...! Richie!!! I'm here! You now owe me 10 flegs Pal"
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/10-PF-Coin-German.jpg
to all civvies, a 10 fleg bet is a squaddie bet that you can not turn down....
BTW Yes I have dressed like this for a 10 fleg bet in Hamburgs Reeperbarn and got arrested by the GCP (German civil police. We had just been to a fanstastic evening at a Rocky Horror Picture Show..... great days, pull up a sandbag and swing the lamp.)
Biker Biggles
14-04-10, 09:04 PM
I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne
and it tastes just like cherry cola
C-O-L-A cola
Well I left home just
a week before
and I'd never ever kissed
a woman before
but Binky smiled and
took me by the hand
and said "Dear boy
I'm gonna make you a man"
:0)
Kinky;)
"Dave ! Davepreston...! it's me...! Richie!!! I'm here! You now owe me 10 flegs Pal"
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/89/10-PF-Coin-German.jpg
to all civvies, a 10 fleg bet is a squaddie bet that you can not turn down....
BTW Yes I have dressed like this for a 10 fleg bet in Hamburgs Reeperbarn and got arrested by the GCP (German civil police. We had just been to a fanstastic evening at a Rocky Horror Picture Show..... great days, pull up a sandbag and swing the lamp.)
Ooh...sandbag. We pull up a bollard and swing the lamp...I was also appropriately attired when I went to see Rocky Horror...
Announcement "DING DONG" ........"All Flights Are Cancelled due to the Climatic affects from Iceland"
But if you Hurry you can get "Two for One one all pruducts at Bejams...! "
bald git
15-04-10, 07:50 PM
excuse me do you think my ar** looks big in this?
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
all this waiting around for the volcano ash to disburse is making me all Hot !
larssonn
26-04-10, 08:35 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/tirelessboy/tumblr_l0o9h6JvyW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
The Conservatives plan to dominate the headlines took a nose dive today when the BDSM tweeters failed to get behind them ;)
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