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... but if I find out who the driver of the Audi RS4 estate is, who tried to run me off the road this morning, I will do him some serious physical damage with an old bent RD400 fork tube I keep for special occasions.
I have your 4 digit/2 letter private reg number... you aren't that hard to find.
maviczap
19-04-10, 06:21 PM
Unfortunately seems to be a trait of Audi drivers, buy and Audi, drive like an a**e.
My brother in law falls into this catagory, plus 2 of my colleagues
Just phone the police and claim that you saw what looked like a handgun in the footwell as he overtook you dangerously close.
Then sit back and imagine the panick he will be going through as the police search him and his vehicle.
To our uniformed riders on the org, I can appreciate that it is "wasting" police time but ...............
ChrisSV
19-04-10, 06:42 PM
I know how what you mean about Audi drivers and BMW's too, as far as my experiances go. I was involved in a head on smash with one a few weeks ago (in my parents car), on a blind bend he decided to overtake a lorry and i was "in his way" (his exact words at the hospital)
I willing to go with the police approach, atleast itl give you a bit of satisfaction . . .
As an Audi driver of long standing I resemble that remark.
Had 2 A4's, an A6 and currently have an A3 which will become an A6 later this year when it grows up. Brilliant cars that come with a special pocket for putting your brain in when you start the car.
If you're having a kicking session can I join in?
... but if I find out who the driver of the Audi RS4 estate is, who tried to run me off the road this morning, I will do him some serious physical damage with an old bent RD400 fork tube I keep for special occasions.
I have your 4 digit/2 letter private reg number... you aren't that hard to find.
Not that I would condone it, but ring the DVLA and explain that someone keeps parking in the private car park you own and you would like to send them a letter... It will cost £2.50 but you get an address if it wound you up enough.
Not that I would condone it, but ring the DVLA and explain that someone keeps parking in the private car park you own and you would like to send them a letter... It will cost £2.50 but you get an address if it wound you up enough.
Now that's a good idea, thanks. Saves me wasting fuel riding around the vilage I think he lives in trying to spot his car
dizzyblonde
19-04-10, 07:27 PM
I hate Audi drivers too, they do like attempting to ram you off the road, in your pink camo's on your beloved newly rebuilt yellow SV, even the bald fat git gets out at a red light to bully you more, then you tell em to F* off back in his car
And he does :-)
Only Audi driver exempt from this disliking is me dad! Cause he is considerate towards us.
I hate Audi drivers too, they do like attempting to ram you off the road, in your pink camo's on your beloved newly rebuilt yellow SV, even the bald fat git gets out at a red light to bully you more, then you tell em to F* off back in his car
And he does :-)
Only Audi driver exempt from this disliking is me dad! Cause he is considerate towards us.
Oi! See post no 5.
And I'm er overly cuddly:pale: and shiney on top
maviczap
19-04-10, 07:32 PM
Oi! See post no 5.
And I'm er overly cuddly:pale: and shiney on top
Bri, ok you can join Dizzy's dad in the Ok Club ;)
Bri, ok you can join Dizzy's dad in the Ok Club ;)
cheers matey. I was beginning to think I should behave like a blind twonk with little bike stickers on the car door.
maviczap
19-04-10, 07:46 PM
Unfortunately Bri, you own a brand of car that is popular as a Rep's car, and therefore always going to be associated with twonk drivers
Clarkson & the Topgear team said Audi's had taken over from the Beemer as top rep mobile, and slated Audi drivers after that
Mind you I've just remembered my sister has one :p.
She's ex Royal Signals and was trained properly by the army, so she'll be in the OK club with you:D
dizzyblonde
19-04-10, 08:38 PM
Oi! See post no 5.
And I'm er overly cuddly:pale: and shiney on top
ooops missed that Bri....yeah you can join my dad in the nice Audi driver club;)
Now that's a good idea, thanks. Saves me wasting fuel riding around the vilage I think he lives in trying to spot his car
Except there'll be a record associating you & his car - depending on what you have in mind :-dd
-Ralph-
19-04-10, 09:34 PM
Except there'll be a record associating you & his car - depending on what you have in mind :-dd
But no proof that Lozzo has committed any offence, sure he has plenty mates who will give him an alibi! ;)
slark01
19-04-10, 09:46 PM
"Faites l'amour pas la guerre".
Ste
Can I be in that ok club too please! lol :neutral:
If you see his motor, just find where he parks it and accidentaly walk a bit too close to it with your bike keys in hand - oopsie
Not that you would do that of course, to any officers reading this :cool:
Dicky Ticker
20-04-10, 07:13 AM
Violence or retribution on your part only leads to trouble and you are above that.Any retribution is now pre-empted and in the light of day not worth getting yourself into trouble for now the red mist has subsided.
If you feel strongly about it report him to the authorities.
I have moments like that with people and it takes a better man to walk away----what goes around will come around and people like that get their comeuppances in life
Geodude
20-04-10, 08:15 AM
Glad you didnt end up off because of the drivers stupidity, im seeing this more and more when im riding these days so do us all a favour and insert said 'old bent RD400 fork tube' sideways into the driver (you choose location) as a reminder not to do it to anymore bikers ;)
Dicky Ticker
20-04-10, 09:45 AM
This place is great at telling other people how to get revenge but how many actually have the bottle to do it.
I know that if somebody on a motorbike smacked me with an iron tube and I was in a car they would come off worst.
There is always somebody round the corner a little bit crazier than you.
Noble Ox
20-04-10, 09:56 AM
I drive a Golf, that's an Audi....... :( So you hate me too. *Sigh*
This place is great at telling other people how to get revenge but how many actually have the bottle to do it.
I know that if somebody on a motorbike smacked me with an iron tube and I was in a car they would come off worst.
There is always somebody round the corner a little bit crazier than you.
You think I'd be daft enough to play with a fork tube whilst I was riding?
Dicky Ticker
20-04-10, 10:15 AM
Probably not but would the Audi driver,who apparently has no respect let you see under his car?---------------Sorry this discussion is not my cup of tea,violence involving an offensive weapon a no brainer
Sand paper on the knuckles of the gloves or knee sliders and sharpen the toe protectors on your boots - Works wonders and very rarely notice until later. Give enough of a smile and normally no proof it was you as they will find out too late to accuse any one! 80 grit works well!
I drive a Golf, that's an Audi....... :( So you hate me too. *Sigh*
Don't worry ... your Golf is a VW ... you're ok ...
I've had a two fast Audi's ..... but I won't be buying another ... the ***** are in them now ...
I never thought I'd say this ... but I'm going BMW next time (probably) ..
Couple of weeks ago I posted this ...
Twice this week I have seen the worst driving I have seen for some time .... far far too fast and aggressive for the roads .....in a brand new Audi A5 ... anyway this morning I pulled up to the guy at the lights, and noticed he was wearing a local Audi dealers sweat-shirt ..... fool !!
A few quick emails to the dealer this morning, resulted in this ...
Dear Mr ******
Thank you for the information. I have been able to immediately identify the person in the car because the email address you used is one that self distributes to quite a number of staff to ensure a response. One of them was the driver. He and I have talked and discussed your concerns and I don’t believe that you will have cause to write again. Whilst he inevitably has a different view of his driving on the 2 occasions, he understood the importance of upholding the standards that we would expect and the very fact that he read the email gave him cause to reassess his driving style.
Best regards
**** ****
Franchise Director
***** and ****** Audi
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