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the_lone_wolf
05-05-10, 11:34 AM
I don't normally go in for posting links to articles but this one made me laugh, and die a little inside...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1272512/20-000-benefits-father-seven-children-video-games--pay-huge-booze-bill.html
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:rolleyes:
I'm sure I've seen the one on the right in EastEnders or some other soap???
The 42-year-old is paid £150 a month disability allowance because he has a 'personality disorder' which makes him 'kick off in crowds'. He has not worked since 1999 and says drinking alcohol helps him cope with his condition.
reeeeeeeaaaalllly? the two are in no other way connected then?
oh and the personalilty disorder is also know as being a c**t
Chelsea Ann Stamford Bridge! I mean, like WTF!! @ 16 with her own baby!
Seems like the real family from Shameless!!
I don't normally go in for posting links to articles but this one made me laugh, and die a little inside...
Didn't make me laugh at all mate. Did make me wanna spew though. Idle f**king c***ts.
amnesia
05-05-10, 12:10 PM
Proper scum bags.
Could only be worse if their house had wheels on it and he was moonlighting by tarmacing drvies.
Captain Nemo
05-05-10, 12:19 PM
i think he deserves our sympathy not ridicule.
poor man
the_lone_wolf
05-05-10, 12:19 PM
Didn't make me laugh at all mate. Did make me wanna spew though. Idle f**king c***ts.The laugh was a laugh of disbelief...
i think he deserves our sympathy not ridicule.
poor man
there's the wednesday comedy, right there
Warthog
05-05-10, 01:12 PM
Wow I really haven't been this angry for a while! This is why Labour needs to be voted OUT. It's not this family's fault, there will always be people who play the system if it can be played. We need to overhaul the system so it helps only the truly needy and rewards workers!
Biker Biggles
05-05-10, 01:29 PM
Its in the Daily Hate Mail in election week
You wouldnt believe it if it was in MCN so why should this version of the gutter press be any different?
Yeah of course this sort of thing goes on,but how much do you think the Hate paid them for those inflamatory comments?
Its in the Daily Hate Mail in election week
You wouldnt believe it if it was in MCN so why should this version of the gutter press be any different?
Yeah of course this sort of thing goes on,but how much do you think the Hate paid them for those inflamatory comments?
3 cans of strong brew, just so he doesnt "kick off"?
Biker Biggles
05-05-10, 01:42 PM
Cheap at half the price.I bet the rest of the family take no less than a contract for a run of Tricia shows though.
MCN_LiamM
05-05-10, 02:13 PM
Chelsea Ann Stamford Bridge
ROFL... That's like me naming my kid Huddersfield Town Boothy Leeds Road
AndyBrad
05-05-10, 03:06 PM
Chelsea Ann Stamford Bridge
ROFL... That's like me naming my kid Huddersfield Town Boothy Leeds Road
bloody ace. the whole office is ****ing themselves at that!
MCN_LiamM
05-05-10, 03:16 PM
bloody ace. the whole office is ****ing themselves at that!
At which name... I can't decide which is worse!
Jamesy D
05-05-10, 04:08 PM
Frankly, after reading how old they were when they started living together I'm not suprised. If you're a 17 year old male bashing with a 14 year old there's something very wrong with you.
Not to mention it being a dirty grotty peado-y thing to do.
Still amazes me that people can get away with stuff this audacious. Makes my blood boil, we're paying for them to live their life of drunken debauchery.
Oh, and does the daughter's ADHD stem from her being a spoiled brat? Hmm? maybe? Naaaaahh, I'm sure she's just a poor kid...
philbut
05-05-10, 04:34 PM
Had to stop reading half way through. I got too angry.
wyrdness
05-05-10, 05:02 PM
Its in the Daily Hate Mail in election week
You wouldnt believe it if it was in MCN so why should this version of the gutter press be any different?
Yeah of course this sort of thing goes on,but how much do you think the Hate paid them for those inflamatory comments?
+1
It's the usual Daily Heil crap, designed just to get their small minded readership all worked up. They've probably been saving this story up for months ready to spring it before the election.
He added: 'Drinking helps me cope with my personality disorder. I start with a bottle of Jack Daniels then have a few cans of cider. By the afternoon I can hardly walk.'
'If people want to work, good for them. I would if I could, but I'm too ill.'
A former neighbour described Mr Houghton as a 'nasty bully'.
Too ill to work?
Maybe thats the bleeding bottle of jack you had the night before! :)
Usual sh!te stemming from the Tabloids. Probably got a grain of truth in it somewhere.
gettin2dizzy
05-05-10, 05:49 PM
+1
It's the usual Daily Heil crap, designed just to get their small minded readership all worked up. They've probably been saving this story up for months ready to spring it before the election.
The tabloids deliberately winding people up?! :o
Presents for 7 kids at £1k each? Plus a bottle of JD a day ? That's 13k gone already.... Nail. Head.
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