someone save me

[davepreston]

from the most muppet people ive ever had to deal with in my life
im at leeds matts (top bloke) ,he's drunk and his mates are tw4ts, thank fu(k im in hafifax tomorrow
ristraint is required
aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh

[beabert]

Having a nice evening then lol

[davepreston]

its been a long time since ive shown this amount of restraint
this is why friendships go wrong

[beabert]

smack one lol, make this a thread to remember.

[Dicky Ticker]

Jeez you had me in a panic,I thought you had fallen into a vat or something:) that being the case I would send you a straw so you could have a long and enjoyable death:D:D

[yorkie_chris]

Copper and a priest turn up at an Irishmans house, tell his missus "sorry your husband died at work today at the distillery in a horrible industrial accident, fell in a vat of whiskey and drowned". Missus says "Oh god, was it a quick death".... "Unfortunately no ma'am, he had to get out 3 times for a p*ss"