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SoulKiss
10-05-10, 10:02 PM
Yep, once again Soulkiss is saying "Gizza Job"

The peril of working for a small company is that if a big customer walks/fails, then it becomes hard to pay the wages...

So as the new boy, I played the role of Sacrificial Lamb.

Still it will save 500 miles of tyre-wear and fuel a month...

ian505050
10-05-10, 10:21 PM
least you can sleep in tommorow

SoulKiss
10-05-10, 10:44 PM
least you can sleep in tommorow

Yep, positive thoughts all the way here :)

Oh and I got this in my email today...


Dear Registered Candidate,
Outstanding job opportunities with Apple
You’re fascinated by the way things work and the reasons they sometimes don’t. You sometimes rearrange your computer setup just for fun. You were the kind of kid who took things apart just to put them back together (correctly). If this sounds like you, you’re our kind of Genius. You’re here not only to help fix equipment, but to restore positive customer relationships with free technical advice and timely repairs
A job at an Apple Retail Store is a chance to use your hands and heart. To use your knowledge and experience. To contribute meaningfully to people’s lives with your technical know-how. Working for Apple provides an excellent brand on your CV and outstanding development opportunities,

To delight. Enrich. Impress. Engage. Inspire.

Are you ready to join the retail revolution?
Genius- Apple Store, Bullring
http://www.technojobs.co.uk/job.phtml/388909
Genius – Apple Store Brent Cross
http://www.technojobs.co.uk/job.phtml/385493
Genius – Apple Store - Meadowhall
http://www.technojobs.co.uk/job.phtml/385498
Genius – Apple Store - Newcastle
http://www.technojobs.co.uk/job.phtml/385499

Best Wishes and Good Luck!
The Technojobs team


Is someone trying to tell me something...

DarrenSV650S
10-05-10, 10:48 PM
Yep, positive thoughts all the way here :)

Oh and I got this in my email today...



Is someone trying to tell me something...
:smt078


Good luck finding a job.

Jayneflakes
10-05-10, 10:58 PM
Oh SK, so sorry to hear this fella. Hope that all is OK.

Drop us a line if you want to grumble Honey.

Hugs

Jayne
XXXXX

Sid Squid
11-05-10, 07:29 AM
http://philspector.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/apple.jpg
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah!

Scoobs
11-05-10, 07:36 AM
Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah!

+1.

Sorry about the job front SK, but that is funneh!

Paul the 6th
11-05-10, 07:38 AM
Could you please let me know when the iPhone 4g is coming out david? I water damaged my 3g in the isle of man and the home button is funked but can still txt/call etc..

Also, will the new 4g have the capability to tether to my macbook and allow me to browse the net? :razz:

SoulKiss
11-05-10, 08:09 AM
Dear Paul, thank you for contacting crApple iSupport.

I am afraid that at this time I cannot help you with your query, but maybe able to if you can provide me with more information.

You sat that the home button is not working as you expect it, which is a feature and not a fault, as all crApple products have some kind of "feature" that means they dont quite work as you would like, but never mind that, have you seen how shiny it is?

As for your tethering question, this functionality WILL be provided by a special, extra shiny, slip cover, cut in a special grid, or net pattern, for the 4G which, using iString technology, will allow you to attach your iPhone to your laptop so that you can see the net iCover as much as you want as you use one of the 3 pieces of iSoftware that actually runs on the iPlatform.

Thank you for your enquiry.

David,
crApple product mis-advisor.

All Hail Steve.
Hail Big Jobs

Could you please let me know when the iPhone 4g is coming out david? I water damaged my 3g in the isle of man and the home button is funked but can still txt/call etc..

Also, will the new 4g have the capability to tether to my macbook and allow me to browse the net? :razz:

Quiff Wichard
11-05-10, 08:13 AM
hee nice to see you still got yer sense of humour David..

good luck onthe job front mate and look forward to sharing some of your top quality malt when next we meet.

Paul the 6th
11-05-10, 08:15 AM
LOL cheers SK, absolutely legendary..

got any more iJokes? :D

hindle8907
11-05-10, 09:38 AM
sorry dude hope you get sorted soon as you did last time.

Bear
11-05-10, 09:50 AM
Hmm, Gimli as apple support...

Bad luck mate, but think of the potential for misadvice and smashing the system from the inside:

"Your iPhone crashes? Maybe it's gone into sleep mode. What you need to do is pop it into a really strong, hot cup of coffee to wake it up.

No problem sir. That's what we're here for..."

Stig
11-05-10, 10:08 AM
Still it will save 500 miles of tyre-wear and fuel a month...

Pah! I do that in a week. :lol:

Best of luck in your search for a new job David.

SoulKiss
11-05-10, 10:45 AM
Pah! I do that in a week. :lol:

Best of luck in your search for a new job David.

Actually, that WAS my weekly amount, obviously the stress and worry are to blame, yes, thats it, erm stress and worry...

Stu
11-05-10, 11:50 AM
50 miles to Haslemere? did you get lost every day? :???:

Sorry to hear David & hope you soon find something new & exciting.

martianskippy
11-05-10, 01:28 PM
Dear Paul, thank you for contacting crApple iSupport.

I am afraid that at this time I cannot help you with your query, but maybe able to if you can provide me with more information.

You sat that the home button is not working as you expect it, which is a feature and not a fault, as all crApple products have some kind of "feature" that means they dont quite work as you would like, but never mind that, have you seen how shiny it is?

As for your tethering question, this functionality WILL be provided by a special, extra shiny, slip cover, cut in a special grid, or net pattern, for the 4G which, using iString technology, will allow you to attach your iPhone to your laptop so that you can see the net iCover as much as you want as you use one of the 3 pieces of iSoftware that actually runs on the iPlatform.

Thank you for your enquiry.

David,
crApple product mis-advisor.

All Hail Steve.
Hail Big Jobs

That is just hilarious David :D

On a serious note though, sorry about your job but I'm sure something better will come out of it. Clouds do have silver linings you know...

Bri w
11-05-10, 01:43 PM
Nuts!

Sorry to hear you've lost out again. Hope you get something soon.