View Full Version : The World Would be a Better Place if........................
BigBaddad
26-05-10, 08:54 AM
.........Johnny Vaughan and Tim Westwood would retire and never be broadacast ever again.
Add yours.
... there weren't so many people in my way
EssexDave
26-05-10, 09:33 AM
+1 Westwood. Heard him the other night and just talked non stop over the songs....
barwel1992
26-05-10, 09:45 AM
if my neutral light worked so i could wire in my vapor ....... lol
squirrel_hunter
26-05-10, 09:46 AM
+1 Tim Westwood
What a Son of a Bishop.
In fairness it would be much better if all of those "DJ's" would just shut up and play some music.
No, I don't care if you bumped into someone who once appeared on some reality show 5 years ago. No, I don't want to follow you on Twitter. No, I don't care if you think some awful karaoke show is the best thing ever until next weeks best thing ever. No, I don't care how funny your fellow presenter looks right now as this is the medium of radio, can you not understand that.
Just play some decent music and once an hour a 2 minute news bulletin will suffice.
Quite like Johnny Vaughan as it happens, but Westwood is a bit of a plum
The world would be a better place if i won a sh*t load money. Maybe wouldn't change the world for you but it certainly would for me!!
allantheboss
26-05-10, 10:00 AM
what a son of a bishop.
In fairness it would be much better if all of those "dj's" would just shut up and play some music.
No, i don't care if you bumped into someone who once appeared on some reality show 5 years ago. No, i don't want to follow you on twitter. No, i don't care if you think some awful karaoke show is the best thing ever until next weeks best thing ever. No, i don't care how funny your fellow presenter looks right now as this is the medium of radio, can you not understand that.
Just play some decent music and once an hour a 2 minute news bulletin will suffice.
....
Squirrel for radio 1 dj!
BigBaddad
26-05-10, 10:00 AM
Quite like Johnny Vaughan as it happens, but Westwood is a bit of a plum
The world would be a better place if i won a sh*t load money. Maybe wouldn't change the world for you but it certainly would for me!!
Johnny Vaughan is a http://www.poultry.allotment.org.uk/Chicken_a/assets/cockerel.jpg
have you seen that breakfast bar add what ahttps://www.europeancabinet.com/item_images/dark_bronze_door_knob3.jpg
Owenski
26-05-10, 10:05 AM
If I didnt have to work.
yorkie_chris
26-05-10, 12:38 PM
I think the only humane thing is for both of them to be put down.
Drew Carey
26-05-10, 12:40 PM
The world would be a better place if all politicians would actually LISTEN to what voters / the public wanted.
BigBaddad
26-05-10, 04:11 PM
................Halifax bank stopped making TV adverts.
... that bell end who does the Go Compare adverts lost his voice...
Dave20046
26-05-10, 04:43 PM
+1 westwood
utter **** sucker
Jayneflakes
26-05-10, 05:00 PM
We abolished all trade and instead lived altruistic, peaceful, sharing lives where all people of every race, gender and sexual orientation were equal.
Bugger, does this make me a hippy? :smt097
..... England win the World Cup.
And more people threw eggs at Nick Griffin.
BigBaddad
26-05-10, 05:09 PM
.......Ben Fogle got a proper job.
Milky Bar Kid
26-05-10, 05:26 PM
The stupid people on the Windows adverts stopped thinking they were fecking PC's!
"My names Janes and I'm a PC..."
Ehhhh sorry love, but NAW YE ARE NAE!!!!!!!!!!!!
BigBaddad
26-05-10, 07:45 PM
............Britney Spears kept her knickers on.
Mr Speirs
26-05-10, 07:57 PM
....BigBaddad would stop watching me undress.
....BigBaddad would stop watching me undress.
especially if BigBaddad's first name is Bubba...
Mr Speirs
26-05-10, 08:16 PM
...binky would just admit he is gay.
Specialone
26-05-10, 09:20 PM
...binky would just admit he is gay.
And speedplay lol
Treacle
26-05-10, 09:38 PM
... that bell end who does the Go Compare adverts lost his voice...
Or beaten to within an inch of his life. Sorry but I despise the fat cnut, he needs a proper clump!
widepants
26-05-10, 09:40 PM
Or beaten to within an inch of his life. Sorry but I despise the fat cnut, he needs a proper clump!
with a fat stick.
and that other anoying add that will"we buy any car .com"
BigBaddad
26-05-10, 10:22 PM
....BigBaddad would stop watching me undress.
Turn off your webcam then.
Jamesy D
26-05-10, 10:43 PM
...Bianca Beauchamp (google 'er) was my mistress...
...my left knee wasn't currently a horrible mangled mess inside...
...Religious extremists all over the world would stop twisting peaceful faiths into mediums for hatred and bloodshed...
Westwood is a legend...on the same field as Steven Segal is an Actor! Both soooooooooo bad there entertianing.
As for the world would be a better place if... Megan fox/Julia Styles/Cheryl Cole would realise that I am the right man for her and that she should come to my house and do rude things to me all night. Dont want much!
BigBaddad
27-05-10, 04:37 PM
.............if I.T. stopped looking for porn on company laptops.
barwel1992
27-05-10, 06:03 PM
Julia Styles
id tap that ...:rave:
I think that the Government should stay off the Gold Standard so that the pound could reach a level to keep our exports competitive.
:0) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w)
maviczap
27-05-10, 06:40 PM
Get rid of Colin Murray from any sports presenting job, or any job where we have to listen to him
Can't understand a word he says and he knows feck all about nothing
maviczap
27-05-10, 06:42 PM
Stop the BBC news treating us like we are all 6 years old, talk about dumbing down ( breakfast news is the worst)
Lets have the proper news back and less of it
BAN.... Strictly dancing on ballroom ice ice baby halifax singing opera comparing web cash for gold injury lawers for phones for u and the dirt is gone I said you buy one you get one free SODDING adverts.
maviczap
27-05-10, 06:47 PM
BAN.... Strictly dancing on ballroom ice ice baby halifax singing opera comparing web cash for gold injury lawers for phones for u and the dirt is gone I said you buy one you get one free SODDING adverts.
+1 and raise you 'somewhere over the rainbow' shows
Biker Biggles
27-05-10, 06:55 PM
I think that the Government should stay off the Gold Standard so that the pound could reach a level to keep our exports competitive.
:0) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w)
Too right.
And repeal the corn laws:)
BAN.... Strictly dancing on ballroom ice ice baby halifax singing opera comparing web cash for gold injury lawers for phones for u and the dirt is gone I said you buy one you get one free SODDING adverts.
+1 and raise you 'somewhere over the rainbow' shows
Breath in, hold 2,3 and relax.
Maybe its coz I'm old but not much bothers me...
Apart from EastCorrieDale:smt068:smt068:smt068:smt068
Had my usual evening nap, and woke up to see some /.';,.,/;/'~# in Albert Sq. :smt100What 'eck is wor lass playing at? Had to tweak me pacemaker!
oi Bri, Thats why I'm in the Computer Room.... ie the kitchen / dinner.... in a corner..... and her / she that must be obayed is in the living room....!! watching all that shat on the google box until her maj goes to the land of nod then the magic picture box is mine !!!! Murrhaaaa ha hah ha !!!
barwel1992
27-05-10, 10:49 PM
they ban all soaps (holly oaks ...)
they ban all soaps
The world's unwashed...
barwel1992
27-05-10, 10:51 PM
The world's unwashed...
lol meaning tv soaps
...people picked up their dog**** instead of leaving it for everyone else to tread in
if football didn't exist, therefore preventing pussies from being paid £100,000+ per week to put on a pathetic show, and to get "hurt" every 12 seconds, or to put on a pathetic show.
.........Johnny Vaughan and Tim Westwood would retire and never be broadacast ever again.
who?
Petrol was 50p a litre, I had a reasonable win on the lottery - say £250K, Westwood vanished along with Colin Murray, Rooney spent more time scoring goals than stropping, Capello realised he'd forgotten about Joe Cole, All car drivers were made to ride a motorbike before getting their car license, the troops came home, middle lane hoggers got 3 penalty points......the list goes on :)
ChrisSV
20-06-10, 04:45 PM
I got paid as much as a footballer does for not doin much :D
That politics made more sense, and we wernt all treated like we 6.
Iansv II
20-06-10, 06:59 PM
... I ruled it :cool:
Specialone
20-06-10, 07:07 PM
Gabrielli cilmi and rachel stevens agreed to a threesome with me, if they did that i would do charity work in return :D hence the world benefitting.
Gabrielli cilmi and rachel stevens agreed to a threesome with me, if they did that i would do charity work in return :D hence the world benefitting.
That my friend, is a fookin' great idea!
BanannaMan
20-06-10, 09:53 PM
Petrol was 50p a litre
+1
Would love to see that price!
Selling for less than that here now. :p
yorkie_chris
20-06-10, 10:23 PM
+1
Would love to see that price!
Selling for less than that here now. :p
for a man who is coming over here and leaving his guns at home you are brave :-P
...Frankie Boyle was president.
...Frankie Boyle was president.
And Jeremy Clarkson was Prime Minister
BanannaMan
21-06-10, 05:12 AM
for a man who is coming over here and leaving his guns at home you are brave :-P
Looks as if getting an award for bravery is out then.
:-dd
;)
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