View Full Version : I asked Stretchie a question last night....
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 07:57 AM
He said yes!!!!!!!!
Shame it was a joke...lol.
Can you guess what it was???
I am going to rib him for this for, I said...two days, so it starts here...lol
was it "can i ride the blade?"
the_lone_wolf
28-05-10, 07:58 AM
Does my bum look big in this?
Sorry...;)
-Ralph-
28-05-10, 07:59 AM
Can we have a threesome? ;)
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 08:06 AM
was it "can i ride the blade?"
Done that...he say no :-(
Does my bum look big in this?
Sorry...;)
I never ask that, I already know what the answer will be ;-)
Congrats!
But for what Rich??? And no...just a joke I'm afraid...lol
Can we have a threesome? ;)
RALPH:smt068:smt068:smt068
you know me so well ;-)
Wideboy
28-05-10, 08:11 AM
You asked him if he was gay?
it all makes sense now :lol:
Is it "can i have a kitten?" my Mum always says no when i ask that :(
robh539
28-05-10, 08:17 AM
can i get a dancing pole fitted in the sitting room? :)
Can I adopt Lily and Drew! :-D
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 08:28 AM
Can I adopt Lily and Drew! :-D
I love you hun....but no.
Must try harder...lol:rave:
dizzyblonde
28-05-10, 08:28 AM
Can you stop wearing my underwear??
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 08:29 AM
Can you stop wearing my underwear??
So close Lou...that was last month though ;-)
dizzyblonde
28-05-10, 08:31 AM
Can you cook dinner tonight?
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 08:32 AM
Can i buy an SV?
Haha....(insert buzzer noise for wrong answer) :-)
Like it though!
timwilky
28-05-10, 08:48 AM
Do you want another beer?
_Stretchie_
28-05-10, 08:49 AM
was it "can i ride the blade?"
Deffo NOT
Can we have a threesome? ;)
You askin'?
You asked him if he was gay?
it all makes sense now :lol:
I thought it was common knowledge
Is it "can i have a kitten?" my Mum always says no when i ask that :(
Only if we can feed it to the dogs
Can I adopt Lily and Drew! :-D
:rave:
Can you stop wearing my underwear??
It's just soooo comfy
Can i buy an SV?
Why downgrade, anyway, I'm not sure where to fit the pedals on one
"Can you pass me the remote control"
"Can i have a divorce"
"Can you please say yes"
Or is Stretchie, the man from delmote?
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 09:10 AM
"Can you please say yes"
Or is Stretchie, the man from delmote?
He must be Viney, because the man from delmonte, he say yes......:-)
dizzyblonde
28-05-10, 09:13 AM
you asked him to be your wife didn't you....
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 09:17 AM
you asked him to be your wife didn't you....
Hahahahahaha......maybe ;-)
-Ralph-
28-05-10, 09:24 AM
You asked him if he was gay?
I thought it was common knowledge
Can we have a threesome? ;)
You askin'?
ha ha, errrrm, ha ha, lol
Drew Carey
28-05-10, 09:30 AM
You asked him if he would wear a gimp costume so you could dominate him?
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 09:31 AM
You asked him if he would wear a gimp costume so you could dominate him?
What's the point...I do anyway ;-)
Drew Carey
28-05-10, 09:34 AM
This is true....but he then gets a special outfit for his troubles.....he can also loan it to Squirrel H!!!!
Is it that you asked him if he could hurry up and ask you a certain question!!!!
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 09:49 AM
This is true....but he then gets a special outfit for his troubles.....he can also loan it to Squirrel H!!!!
Is it that you asked him if he could hurry up and ask you a certain question!!!!
Nah....I know better...he'll ask me that in his own sweet time the buggar...lol
Nah....I know better...he'll ask me that in his own sweet time the buggar...lol
that's why I didn't guess that!
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm................................... .....
that you can have a huge BBQ?
_Stretchie_
28-05-10, 10:03 AM
YES TO THE BBQ.
I WANNA ORG BBQ soon
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 10:08 AM
Well lets do it then baby :-)
454697819
28-05-10, 10:09 AM
hold the phone.. Im confused..
are you having a baby, a kitten or a BBQ?
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 10:11 AM
We'll have a BBQ for now numbers....lol
_Stretchie_
28-05-10, 10:17 AM
hold the phone.. Im confused..
are you having a baby, a kitten or a BBQ?
A BBQ where we grill a baby and a kitten
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 10:20 AM
I might smoke the kitten actually....hairs won't singe and spoil it then!
Milky Bar Kid
28-05-10, 10:32 AM
WTF?!?! That is all.
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 11:02 AM
Do keep up dear!
Milky Bar Kid
28-05-10, 11:03 AM
Meh! I know the whole story now so I don't need to!
YES TO THE BBQ.
I WANNA ORG BBQ soon
They are the best BBQ's to be had. :) :) :) :)
WHEN??????
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 11:10 AM
They are the best BBQ's to be had. :) :) :) :)
WHEN??????
Tonight or tomorrow for a mini local one if you fancy it, but we'll arrange a big one too for the not too distant future :-)
RavenWire
28-05-10, 11:31 AM
Were there other answers during the night, such as feck, drink, @rse, girls (more like guurrrrrrrls) and "that would be an ecumenical matter"?
Tonight or tomorrow for a mini local one if you fancy it, but we'll arrange a big one too for the not too distant future :-)
Well that's twice you've invited us and twice I have to say we can't. :lol:
Tonight I am picking up the kids after work from their Mum's so wont be back till later in the evening. Tomorrow we have guests of our own staying the weekend. :lol:
Dang!!! :roll:
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 11:56 AM
Well that's twice you've invited us and twice I have to say we can't. :lol:
Tonight I am picking up the kids after work from their Mum's so wont be back till later in the evening. Tomorrow we have guests of our own staying the weekend. :lol:
Dang!!! :roll:
You are carp....you could always come later tonight ;-)
Oi shall 'ave a word with the better half and see what she says. It might not be till 7.30 8pm though. It'll also be us two accompanied with 4 kids. :shock:
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 12:07 PM
Oi shall 'ave a word with the better half and see what she says. It might not be till 7.30 8pm though. It'll also be us two accompanied with 4 kids. :shock:
Do it.....they can run up and down the garden and wear themselves out!
As for time.....the food won't be ready til gone 8 anyway....that's just hw it happens here, but there can be snacks :-)
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 12:08 PM
oooh, just thought....4 kids, 4 dogs....could be interesting...lol.
Don't worry though, they'll be shut out the front :-)
That's quite a feat... big derail of your own thread...
Or was the BBQ thing the answer? :D
That's quite a feat... big derail of your own thread...
Or was the BBQ thing the answer? :D
I think it was otherwise I have managed to derail another thread. :oops:
Do it.....they can run up and down the garden and wear themselves out!
As for time.....the food won't be ready til gone 8 anyway....that's just hw it happens here, but there can be snacks :-)
Checked.
:cool: A date it is. PM postcode please. :)
gruntygiggles
28-05-10, 12:21 PM
Nope.....BBQ not the answer and I love derailing or having derailed my own threads....lol. No-one can moan!
I've been a lazy cow though and not got the stuff out of storage, so we have to pay more and I am willing to accept a good hard spanking off Dan for it later.
Supervox
28-05-10, 12:24 PM
Well that's twice you've invited us and twice I have to say we can't. :lol:
Only twice ? You've had invites to all of ours & never turned up !!! :p
Only twice ? You've had invites to all of ours & never turned up !!! :p
Yes But Stretchie and GG only live 8 miles down the road. You live the otherside of Europe in comparison. :wink:
I promise I'll make the next one. Circumstances have changed for me these days and I can actually do things I enjoy. :wink:
the_lone_wolf
28-05-10, 12:49 PM
Please not June 18th-27th - I'm on holiday!!!
But put me down for a place, is the threesome idea still floating?...;)
Jayneflakes
28-05-10, 01:31 PM
Did you ask "was that you?!"
or "Do I need to give it five minutes?"
:D
_Stretchie_
28-05-10, 01:50 PM
Did you ask "was that you?!"
or "Do I need to give it five minutes?"
:D
I ask her that
; )
1) Where did I put the pregnancy test kit?
2) Would you prefer a boy or girl, or twins?
3) Shall we buy DP's Punto?
davepreston
28-05-10, 05:22 PM
oi bri noooooooooooooo
me want gg food
can we get seprate beds cos you snore
Bluefish
28-05-10, 07:01 PM
can i have a big blade? can i do a trackday?
Jayneflakes
28-05-10, 07:20 PM
Was it:-
"Would you like to be dressed as a school girl and spanked with a wooden spoon?" :cheers:
Or was it
"Shall I put the kettle on and get my knitting for a night in front of the soaps?" :smt104
Cymraeg_Atodeg
28-05-10, 07:25 PM
This is great news Cheryl, congratulations
barwel1992
28-05-10, 07:26 PM
was it... would you like to try my back door ....
:lol:
Cymraeg_Atodeg
28-05-10, 07:30 PM
I am sure that has been done before dude, they have been together a while, ha ha
besides, she rides a Honda (begin flame war!)
barwel1992
28-05-10, 07:33 PM
^ lmfao :D
Jamesy D
28-05-10, 08:11 PM
I saw many mentions of 'BBQ' and just had to state that this is win. Even if I don't go, it's still win.
Mmmm, now I'm in the mood for a BBQ... maybe I should host one and all you lot can come and ransack the newbie's house... or not. :D
Thanks very much for the BBQ guys. Hope your ride today was a dry one. But looking out of the window today I would say that was highly unlikely. :lol:
TheOnlyNemesis
29-05-10, 08:38 PM
i say the big BBQ should be when me and metalhead are back from download and was it
Is stu amazing?
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