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Lozzo
31-05-10, 01:19 AM
That nice Mr Kawasaki's excellent little 650 Versys could do with just a teeny weeny leeetle more ground clearance, even when the hugely flaccid-phallus-like footrest hero blobs are removed. I know I've lowered my machine, but not by very much and it was dragging the hero blobs before then, which is why they got removed in the first place.

This whole lack of clearance issue came to light today when I was hooning a section of the A507 Baldock to Buntingford Alps TT <cough> sorry, I meant riding sedately between these two delightful Hertfordshire towns in a gentlemanly manner. I came across a bend I've taken hundreds of times before only this time I forgot that it tightens up ever so slightly, so if you get your entry line wrong you can end up perilously close to the kerb and thence into the scenery. Naturally I instantly deployed that devilishly clever countersteer technique I've been practising for many years and miraculously saved myself from a few months of bread and cheese three times a day, and a couple more nights in the local butche^^^ Hospital.

However, at the point of maximum danger I was startled to hear an almighty graunching coming from the undercarriage of my trusted bolide and my foot went a bit wobbly. As an inveterate hooner who likes to hang off a bit I tend to ride with my toes on the ends of the pegs when cornering, so it was obvious that Mr Frey's finest Daytona Roadstar GTX boot was laying its own version of a darkie on the tarmac and the graunching sound was the result of some of the finest slanty-eyed pig alloy being forcibly mated with a section of John Loudon Macadam's superb road surfacing material. I didn't hang around to see what their barsteward offspring looked like, but someone showed me a picture of an Aprilia Moto 6.5 once, so that gave me some idea of the possible horrific outcome. Now I have to put up with a scraped bit on my bike, which doesn't please me in the slightest.

Now, the question is... do I try and develop rearsets, do I remove the lowering kit, do I just cut the footrests down by an inch, do I buy another sports bike, or do I stop riding like a nobber on the excellent roads we have round here?

Btw, the new Pirelli Diablo Stradas are performing very well, because they just worked today and I never had to give them a moment's thought.

barwel1992
31-05-10, 01:29 AM
Now, the question is... do I try and develop rearsets Yes if it's not to hard to do so, do I remove the lowering kit depends if you can reach the floor ok without it, do I just cut the footrests down by an inch i wouldn't unless i had to, do I buy another sports bike nope a nice naked would be cool though, or do I stop riding like a nobber on the excellent roads we have round here? nope you'd be letting the side down if you did


:D

lukemillar
31-05-10, 05:06 AM
Now, the question is... do I try and develop rearsets, do I remove the lowering kit, do I just cut the footrests down by an inch, do I buy another sports bike, or do I stop riding like a nobber on the excellent roads we have round here?

I think given your age, you should sell the Versys and get one of these:

http://www.easymobilityco.com/images/drive_medical/hawk_440w.jpg

It comes in black and has three wheels which should help prevent any future metal/tarmac interfaces

Lozzo
31-05-10, 07:04 AM
There's a decent space in front of the rider for a litre capacity 4 cylinder engine, and I'm sure I could rig a chain drive to the rear wheel... hmmm <strokes chin>

beabert
31-05-10, 07:47 AM
If you like riding fast get a sportsbike, if you like to take in the scenery keep the Versys :-)

Milky Bar Kid
31-05-10, 07:49 AM
Ride like me then you will have no worries about anything scraping on the ground...EVER...:smt017

Seggons
31-05-10, 08:04 AM
The road Lozzo is on about but at a slightly slower pace and without the grinding. :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w78rSN8YfNA

Lozzo, can you not stick your knee out to keep the bike more upright?

dizzyblonde
31-05-10, 08:06 AM
If you like riding fast get a sportsbike, if you like to take in the scenery keep the Versys :-)


You realllllly don't know Lozzo do you........:smt081

Bluefish
31-05-10, 08:23 AM
just de-lower it, only girls lower their bikes anyhow, hth :D

Specialone
31-05-10, 08:25 AM
Or get a trumpet sprint ;)

yorkie_chris
31-05-10, 08:50 AM
some of the finest slanty-eyed pig alloy being forcibly mated with a section of John Loudon Macadam's superb road surfacing material.

Coffee >> keyboard!

Tw**!

Bri w
31-05-10, 09:42 AM
Mmmmm, how much do you love the 'standard' Versys?'

Maybe turn the Versys into a real rat bike?

Jayneflakes
31-05-10, 09:48 AM
Try these...

http://www.discountbicycles.co.uk/accessories/stabilisers/winniethepooh.jpg


:smt081

_Stretchie_
31-05-10, 10:41 AM
Thought you were going to say you dropped it doing a U turn


\\:D/

Lozzo
31-05-10, 07:19 PM
The road Lozzo is on about but at a slightly slower pace and without the grinding. :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w78rSN8YfNA

Lozzo, can you not stick your knee out to keep the bike more upright?

Not when I'm wearing textiles. I don't have a problem with knee down along that road when I'm wearing leathers, but my poor fragile knees can't take any more tarmac interfaces.

Lozzo
31-05-10, 07:21 PM
You realllllly don't know Lozzo do you........:smt081

Exactly, where's the perverse fun in doing that?

Lozzo
31-05-10, 07:22 PM
Thought you were going to say you dropped it doing a U turn


\\:D/

I manage a Kawasaki dealer, it'd be fixed before anyone ever found out :D

Lozzo
31-05-10, 07:29 PM
The road Lozzo is on about but at a slightly slower pace and without the grinding. :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w78rSN8YfNA


It was the bend at 1:48, but I was going in the other direction, so it was an uphill right-hander that tightens up slightly. You should have been flat stick all the way from three bends before taht one to the T junction... what's the matter with you - that's one of the best sections, heading up flat out through the trees to suddenly find a 90 deg right hander staring at you just round a slight curve!

Epic road that has claimed many a life, go easy on it unless you were brought up riding it.

Berlin
01-06-10, 06:49 AM
Not when I'm wearing textiles. I don't have a problem with knee down along that road when I'm wearing leathers, but my poor fragile knees can't take any more tarmac interfaces.


So you lower your bike, ride like a loon, complain about ground clearance and do this all whist wearing textiles and knowing you have delicate knees?

One word! Enigma!

There's a hedge on that road somewhere waiting to ruin your life!

C

Lozzo
01-06-10, 07:41 AM
So you lower your bike, ride like a loon, complain about ground clearance and do this all whist wearing textiles and knowing you have delicate knees?

One word! Enigma!

There's a hedge on that road somewhere waiting to ruin your life!

C

I know it sounds daft when you put it like that, but the bike isn't lowered to the floor and is very tall as standard - it's now lowered about 40mm which is still taller than a sports bike and the footrests are higher than any SVs and tucked in more. Textiles are what keeps me from riding too much like a loon - if I wear leathers I'm more likely to push the limits further. Due to the height of the seat and position of the pegs it's quite difficult for me to get my knee down on it, so I generally dont even try

You can ride it bloody quickly and still usually keep the footrests and your knees a long way from the tarmac... I just got caught out by the bend tightening up so the bike went lower than ever before.

All in all I'd say it was a good lesson in why you should always keep a little bit in reserve, because I needed to exploit that reserve on this occasion and it's only that which kept me upright. It's nice to know the reserve is there and usable for those emergency situations

the white rabbit
01-06-10, 08:16 AM
Entertaining piece of writing :lol: