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Girls,
Imagine you're in Primark, queuing in single file, the girl in front of you doesn’t have her purse, to your dismay you discover you don’t have yours.
A solution is that your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw you hers, you cant queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you, once the purse has been thrown to you, you can quickly dodge the girl in front then confront the girl on the desk.
That’s right Girls, the OFFSIDE RULE in language you understand.
Now PLEASE don’t interrupt me for the next 4 weeks asking stupid questions !!
The Guru
10-06-10, 08:31 AM
:lol: Genius!!
What if the girl in the middle isnt interfering with the transfer and she trys to get to the front?
dizzyblonde
10-06-10, 08:37 AM
Don't shop at Primark, neither do I watch that crappy game called Football.
So, irrelevant info ;-)
gerbrox
10-06-10, 08:39 AM
That's helped me also and I'm a boy
BigBaddad
10-06-10, 08:52 AM
Scoobs they should make you a saint.......St. Scoobs, the patron saint of explaining things in a manner in which birds will understand.
I shall include you in my will.
plowsie
10-06-10, 08:54 AM
Love that!
Iansv II
10-06-10, 08:57 AM
heh
Jayneflakes
10-06-10, 09:02 AM
er... what is football?
Actually, the wife and I have a spare ticket to the naked lesbian mud wrestling tournament. It will be happening over the next four weeks. Any takers? ;)
actually, I lied. sorry. :twisted:
Nobbylad
10-06-10, 09:06 AM
That's helped me also and I'm a boy
lol!
watch it - some of us do actual understand the offside rule
brother beat it into me! ( SFA Ref)
Jamesy D
10-06-10, 09:27 AM
The offside rule in football will never ever make sense to me.
Rugby is far easier to understand and far more of a man's game to boot. None of this poncing about, rolling around on the floor for 10 minutes because someone brushed up against your beautifully sculpted hair...
dizzyblonde
10-06-10, 09:29 AM
Rugby is far easier to understand and far more of a man's game to boot. None of this poncing about, rolling around on the floor for 10 minutes because someone brushed up against your beautifully sculpted hair...
Or indeed MotoGP or F1. Crash said bike or car, get thrown in air, roll around til you stop moving, get up, wave to crowd and walk off. None of this ooch ouch me knee, he pulled my hair, hes picking on me nonsense!
rugby is better than football...zzzzzzzzzzzz that old chestnut being brought up again eh?
Paul the 6th
10-06-10, 10:06 AM
peruvian rat racing... now there's a sport I can get my teeth into. Literally. Losing rat gets roasted
Miss_Undaztood
10-06-10, 10:12 AM
Girls,
Imagine you're in Primark, queuing in single file, the girl in front of you doesn’t have her purse, to your dismay you discover you don’t have yours.
A solution is that your friend towards the back of the queue is offering to throw you hers, you cant queue jump until the purse has been thrown to you, once the purse has been thrown to you, you can quickly dodge the girl in front then confront the girl on the desk.
That’s right Girls, the OFFSIDE RULE in language you understand.
Now PLEASE don’t interrupt me for the next 4 weeks asking stupid questions !!
Why would my friend be at the back of the queue instead of with me ? Do I smell ?
And why would you need a purse to queue in footoballing ? Is it for the half time oranges ?
Oh I dont understand that, its all pish anyway :)
... and the rules for using a tazer are??? ;)
busasean
10-06-10, 11:54 AM
... and the rules for using a tazer are??? ;)
Easy - me and you in a private room, naked smeared in jelly......
(I'm Joking oviously - just in case you think I'm some weird stalker.....)
Owenski
10-06-10, 11:59 AM
The offside rule in football will never ever make sense to me.
Rugby is far easier to understand and far more of a man's game to boot. None of this poncing about, rolling around on the floor for 10 minutes because someone brushed up against your beautifully sculpted hair...
Typical peanut hugging comment. Fair play if grabbing hold of a sweaty smelly fat bloke around his mid-rift is what your into, or even worse you just enjoy watching 2 blokes wrestle then you stick to the egg chasing. I'll be watching the football waiting for the crowd shots of the bikini stunners ;)
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0905/soccer-fans-life-time-day-sunday-woman-italian-style-cleavag-demotivational-poster-1241802808.jpg
Is it for the half time oranges ?
Reminds me of a Gazza joke :-D
Reminds me of a Gazza joke :-D
the strip of land that borders egypt and israel?
Don't shop at Primark, neither do I watch that crappy game called Football.
So, irrelevant info ;-)
+1
Not into football, though I do have to go to some games cause its part of my job, but dont watch the actual game.
But I already knew the offside rule (and I am a girl).. Its not that hard to understand :rolleyes: Why do people not get it??
Hilarious.
On a side note, footy vs rubgy isn't really a debate. Football is the game of the world, the world cup is here tomorrow..yess!!
the strip of land that borders egypt and israel?
:rolleyes:
Hilarious.
On a side note, footy vs rubgy isn't really a debate. Football is the game of the world, the world cup is here tomorrow..yess!!
http://cdn.wn.com/ph/img/03/46/4bdb734e39970f0232ece0e3976e-grande.jpg
Who ate all the flies? Who ate all the flies...
I'll leave the next verse to your imagination.
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