If you're looking for Leedsmatt...

[Owenski]

You wont find him.

[DarrenSV650S]

Fair enough

[Wideboy]

good never liked him

[ophic]

You wont find him.
do I need to file a missing person's report?

[anna]

Good to see we are sorting through the Riff Raff ;)

[Bluepete]

Who?

[Speedy]

I'll ask it then......where has he gone??

[Holdup]

I'll ask it then......where has he gone??

;)

[dizzyblonde]

Well he smelled funny anyway!

[Jabba]

Well he smelled funny anyway!

Yeah.... in the same way that old ladies smell of wee.

Good riddance ;-)

[timwilky]

Is he being DP'd?

[-Ralph-]

Well he smelled funny anyway!

Yeah.... in the same way that old ladies smell of wee

Nah, it's 'cos he sleeps with his dogs, not old ladies! ;)

[Lozzo]

Remind me again why we should care? :D

[Jamesy D]

Is he being DP'd?

Is it even possible for that to happen with a guy?


:p

[orose]

I thought Leeds was a fairy tale made up to scare young children...

[timwilky]

Is it even possible for that to happen with a guy?


:p

First, who says Leedsmatt was ever a guy? this is a virtual world after all.
Second, DP could also have some reference to DavePreston
Third, why unless you have some shameful secret would anyone want to change their handle.

[dizzyblonde]

Nah, it's 'cos he sleeps with his dogs, not old ladies! ;)


ewwwww smelly wet dog:eek:

[Red Herring]

Is it because he doesn't want to pay for two pitches at the AR?

[BigBaddad]

Well he smelled funny anyway!
+1


Try looking in DaveP's cellar.

[Owenski]

good never liked him
Me neither, what a *****!

do I need to file a missing person's report? Na let the f'ker rot.

Well he smelled funny anyway!If people didnt give him thier funnies, then he wouldnt have smelt them.

Nah, it's 'cos he sleeps with his dogs, not old ladies! ;) His dog may be inclined to be offended.

Remind me again why we should care? :D You shouldnt, but then again he doesnt care if you do.

I thought Leeds was a fairy wearing make up, to scare young children... Corrected for ya.

First, who says Leedsmatt was ever a guy? this is a virtual world after all. Indeed, dont let kids use the net
Second, DP could also have some reference to DavePreston Either meaning doesnt sound like a pleasent outcome for him.
Third, why unless you have some shameful secret would anyone want to change their handle. Do I smell dangerous dave?.

Is it because he doesn't want to pay for two pitches at the AR? He's not attending, too scared of the bear

Try looking in DaveP's cellar. Be wary of any man constucting an garage with concrete base...



Back to:
Third, why unless you have some shameful secret would anyone want to change their handle.
Its actually a credit to you lot, shockingly!
Had I known the extent of the social aspect with the org before I signed up I would have chosen a handle that I felt less of a c**t saying. "Hi I'm Leedsmatt from the forum" jus never liked it.
That and leedsmatt is wanted for serious offences against nature in many countys, so has now gone underground.
The king is dead... long live the king.

[Red Herring]

You mean you actually got to pick your own handle....? Mine was thrust upon me and I've had to carry the shame ever since. That's why I'm so shy and retiring.

[Owenski]

tbf I never choose "owenski" it started at somepoint in my early teens playing football, but I've had years of getting used to that, Im even happy to respond to it now.

Whats up with Red Herring? I quite like it, its better than most.

[Red Herring]

People think I might be misleading..... If they only knew me!

[Owenski]

People think I might be misleading..... If they only knew me!

;) see i dont know if your just trying to pull the wool over my eyes now or not.

[dizzyblonde]

I'd say he was leading you down the garden path in a merry dance ;-)

[Red Herring]

I rest my case your worships.....

[Tom_the_great]

any relation to james owens?

[Dave20046]

I think matt2754412365896544427544123658965444027544123658 965444000000000008
would have been cooler...

[Owenski]

mattnumbers, doesnt have the same ring to it.
You're the original numbers :)

[yorkie_chris]

Actually he isn't

[timwilky]

Aye, numbers no longer has his numbers

[ophic]

He's not attending, too scared of the beer

Further corrections required ;)

I liked LeedsMatt (the name I mean - you're a **** :p)
Cos now you'll get the old problem of "I'm xxxxx from the forum, but my real name is xxxxx and I'm from xxxxx" which you kinda managed to evade before :)

[Owenski]

I liked LeedsMatt (the name I mean - you're a **** :p)


I aim to please :)

[Dave20046]

Aye, numbers no longer has his numbers

he couldn't handle the numbers. I took the numbers and I have his bike !