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Lozzo
15-06-10, 07:15 PM
or does Vuvuzela sound like a great name for a sexually transmitted disease?
speedplay
15-06-10, 07:18 PM
Probably just as easy to pick up in south africa too :rolleyes:
Bibio
15-06-10, 07:18 PM
tiz just you. must be as you have had to much STD's
Biker Biggles
15-06-10, 07:59 PM
or does Vuvuzela sound like a great name for a sexually transmitted disease?
More important,have you found a cure for the bl00dy things?:mad:
They are certainly just as irritating as an std if not as lethal as Vietnam Rose.:(
Dave20046
15-06-10, 08:06 PM
or does Vuvuzela sound like a great name for a sexually transmitted disease?

No, it means excess labia.
thulfi
15-06-10, 08:22 PM
No, it means excess labia.

:smt044actually sounds like it does as well
Lozzo
15-06-10, 10:07 PM
No, it means excess labia.

Is there such a thing? We're all made different.
Lozzo
15-06-10, 10:08 PM
tiz just you. must be as you have had to much STD's

Never had one, always been a careful lad since being shown some very graphic slides of the nastiness that can occur when I joined the army aged 16.
Bibio
15-06-10, 10:15 PM
yup. i was taught stinky finger first then a sniff and if in any doubt double bag it. troubble was that the only girls that would go with me were right mingers. happily i never caught a dose.
thulfi
15-06-10, 10:53 PM
Is there such a thing? We're all made different.

well there is such thing as a labiaplasty, so perhaps it does deserve a name.

Kind of like 'clitoromegaly' - which actually is a medical condition. Look it up on google images if you dare go there
Lozzo
15-06-10, 10:59 PM
well there is such thing as a labiaplasty, so perhaps it does deserve a name.

Kind of like 'clitoromegaly' - which actually is a medical condition. Look it up on google images if you dare go there

I know about labiaplasty, saw a thing about it on Embarrassing Illnesses (I'm too embarrassed to see the doctor about my large flaps, but I don't mind showing them off on national TV - wassat all about? :confused: )

I'm just saying there's not really such a thing as too large unless they are making life painful or difficult in some way. Having them done purely for cosmetic reasons is just wrong, bit like breast enlargment. It never looks the same as natural or good in any way. I'd rather a woman was just the way she was made, flappy bits and small tits included, as long as I got on with her they wouldn't matter a bit.

I googled that clitoromegaly business. I had a girlfriend built like that once, she had one that looked like a pygmy's wanger.
thulfi
15-06-10, 11:34 PM
It never looks the same as natural or good in any way. I'd rather a woman was just the way she was made, flappy bits and small tits included, as long as I got on with her they wouldn't matter a bit.

haha yeh I think I saw that programme too. I've PM'ed you a link though, if you can overcome that you're a better man than I'll ever be.

I googled that clitoromegaly business. I had a girlfriend built like that once, she had one that looked like a pygmy's wanger.

well, must have made your work easier I bet ;-)