Is this going to hurt

[timwilky]

So I have agreed to take my good lady out for a quiet pint tonight. The local show offs are holding their annual garden party which means the little pub in the village should be quiet. We are to be accompanied by out neighbours.

Out of the blue, whilst I was taking Jasper for his evening constitutional, (and a quick pint). A certain Irishman of my acquaintance has phoned at a loss for the evening. Lynne has advised him of our plans and he and his good lady have decided to drop in on us.

On a scale of 1 - 10, 1 being take brain out, soak it in best spirits and replace, 10 being leave in a barrel for the rest of your life because it will never work again, will this hurt?

As he has his wife with him to apply the brakes, I am going for a 5.

Oh and locking up the computer in case he come back.

[DarrenSV650S]

What are you on about?

[flymo]

omg, that is all :-)

say hello for me, a very pleasant character :-)

[flymo]

What are you on about?

you might be better off not knowing :-)

[thulfi]

smokey joe:smt033

[davepreston]

ME
:smt044
i'd say higher



ps im on the ponche already and have been for a while

[Milky Bar Kid]

Tim - 10. It will never work again!

[davepreston]

omg, that is all :-)

say hello for me, a very pleasant character :-)
your time will come again young man
oh yes it will come again

[flymo]

your time will come again young man
oh yes it will come again

I'm not telling you where I live......I mean I've moved....honest

[orose]

I'd have to say its a minimum of an 8... depends how much the paint fumes have got to him already

[Bluefish]

It's his wife that leads him astray, lol. Better go to a differant pub :D

[yorkie_chris]

If you keep still, he can't see you

[timwilky]

Hey, I survived, he and his good lady have just left.

However, he has left most of a large bottle behind, so he can be safe in the knowledge that if he fancies a drink he know where he can get one.

Question have I just been done over, Should I have given him no prospect of refuge from the red head of doom?

Question 2, what is such a nice lady doing with out mutual friend from across the water. I know the Broughton gene pool is regressive but my god this has to be drastic action to expand it. she is a brave lass and I hold her in the highest esteem accordingly.



Right people too much beer and conversation. I am tonight accused of being a fraud. Our irish friend has issues of me failing to declare.

a) A private education. That did me no good beyond teaching me to appreciate what I have.
b) having a queer brother (1 out of 4) and friends. I am sure I have already declared my sexualities.but if not, here goes

1) I like the ladies
2) what you do is not my problem, just don't do it to me. unless you are a broad minded chick
3) my friend say he can stand the pain so long as you can stand the ****, do you want his number?





Nah nah na na nah, you never found my computer. and I am still straight.

[Milky Bar Kid]

Haha! TW - you were obviously steaming!

[Bluefish]

haha, the trick is, is to get him so drunk that he can't type, lol.

[dill89]

haha that puts me in a splendid mindset for staying at DP's house of Dabochery on the way home from Spain, lol

[davepreston]

yes tim your straight
yes you are a posh schooled tw@
and yes i didnt get near your laptop


but and this is the best bit


you did it for me lmfao

love dave and gem :)