Some england funnies

[Specialone]

1. What do you call an Englishman in the second round of the world cup? The referee.

2. I can't believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should have beaten easily. I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.

3. The England team went to visit a South African orphanage. "It was good to put a smile on the faces of people who have no hope and are constantly struggling," said Joseph Umboto, aged six.

4. Police have charged the man who entered the England dressing room with 'trespassing. Twenty-three others have been charged with impersonating a footballer.

5. Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door

6. Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England's top scorer!

[thulfi]

lol, some funny ones there.

Here's a goodun I recently saw:

"This World Cup is working out like WW2 - France have forfeited, the USA turned up late, and England are left to fight the Germans".

[L3nny]

Could be worse, could be Italian.

or French

and the Spanish could be in trouble