Some **** keyed my car

[L3nny]

Went to the quacks this afternoon to see him about my aforementioned pheasant encounter. Was in there all of 20 mins and when I came out some scumbag keyed a pleasant four letter word on the door of my car.

No idea why maybe I parked too close or something but ffs!!!

Anyway, the car is worth less than the fuel in the tank so I am not going to get it done professionally if it was anything less offensive i'd just leave it however I don't really fancy driving about with such profanity on my car.

Anyone know the best way to remove it, don't care if it looks professional or not as the rest of the car is a shed.

In case you care I have no ill effects from the pheasant.

[Swin]

Glad to hear you are okay - sorry to hear about the motor.

I must confess to having a Partridge moment reading about the profanity on your car - the cook pass patridge one :)

[L3nny]

LOL, maybe I can try and make something less offensive out of the words.

[pookie]

what about sticking an org sticker on it. Otherwise halfords do those chip repair kits with paint , filler primer and laquer. Or try t cut colour restore type thing?

[L3nny]

Will T-cut do the job? I'll give it a go tonight.

[Swin]

t-cut might do it, depends how deeply scratched in it is, otherwise give it a good slob of Hammerite - well you did say the car's a shed didn't you? :D

[L3nny]

I am still laughing about the Alan Partridge thing, thank's mate you've cheered me up no end.

I might get some touring car number stickers for it.

[Specialone]

Some fooker did mine last year while parked down the blues, not sure mine was a key, about 8 inches long and my car was 18 months old at the time, still havent had it done tbh, but it doesnt look accidental, too high up for a car, its a curve and too deep for a coat or something.
As JT says in pulp fiction id love to catch them doing it cos it would almost make it worth the damage.

[L3nny]

Think I might get some of these bad boys to cover it up

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Door-Number-Squares-Race-Rally-/160430191093?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item255a6271f5

[mcgrimes]

Idiots, i had my car 3 weeks before some plonker caught it with their car in my old college car park.

[Lozzo]

Know how you feel, I've had cars keyed in the past and it's quite upsetting if it's a nice car.

My son scratched the word "Daddy" into the wing of my brand new Subaru Impreza company car with a sharp stone when he was 4 years old. I'd picked it up from the dealer about 3 hours previously and had to call my mate to open his body-shop and repaint the Mica Blue wing before I could take it to work the next day. That episode cost me 200 quid, and my boss noticed some overspray a couple of days later so had a proper go at the Scooby dealership. I daren't tell him what had really happened