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RavenWire
18-07-10, 07:28 PM
Has anyone else just seen Top Gear and the outrageous comments hes just made about bikers? Anyone else think he does it just to get a reaction?
Plus, I never knew Hamster and Captain Slow were bikers......
Hello and welcome to 2001
MR UKI (1)
18-07-10, 07:35 PM
Hello and welcome to 2001
:D:D:D
The Guru
18-07-10, 07:37 PM
Hello and welcome to 2001
:smt082
Cymraeg_Atodeg
18-07-10, 07:41 PM
Hello and welcome to 2001
:smt046
Has anyone else just seen Top Gear and the outrageous comments hes just made about bikers? Anyone else think he does it just to get a reaction?
Plus, I never knew Hamster and Captain Slow were bikers......
This bit
Its TV aint it ;) .. entertainment at its finest :rolleyes:
gruntygiggles
18-07-10, 07:46 PM
Clarkson had to admit after a tour in Vietman where he first failed, then passed a test to ride a moped AND fell off giving himself gravel rash, that he, for the first time could understand why bikers were bikers.
He loved it and I know he's been on bikes since as well. It's like caravans and cars that have boots big enough for a set of golf clubs...it's part of his image to say he hates them :-)
meanwhile in other news, Pope appears to be Catholic and a bear seen walking towards wooded area with a newspaper tucked under his arm...
fizzwheel
18-07-10, 08:06 PM
meanwhile in other news, Pope appears to be Catholic and a bear seen walking towards wooded area with a newspaper tucked under his arm...
:D
Biker Biggles
18-07-10, 08:23 PM
Has anyone else just seen Top Gear and the outrageous comments hes just made about bikers? Anyone else think he does it just to get a reaction?
Plus, I never knew Hamster and Captain Slow were bikers......
Lets march on broadcasting house and get this bigot banned from the beeb.
Yours dismasted of Tonbrigde Wales.:mad:
MR UKI (1)
18-07-10, 08:33 PM
Nice to see Macclesfield getting a mention though :D
Apart from two weeks of no TV, what have I missed?
Jayneflakes
18-07-10, 08:49 PM
Jeremy Clarkson has created a TV character that he plays to, when you see him on other things, such as QI for example, you catch glimpses of the real man, who is somewhat less of a character.
He is there to provoke, I seem to recall that he upset lorry drivers a while back by implying that they are all murderers. Face it, we love to hate him. ;-)
Apart from two weeks of no TV, what have I missed?
Bluepete
18-07-10, 08:54 PM
Well I just watched it on my HTC Hero on the BBC iplayer live view, alternately watching, chuckling and gazing at the sun setting over dover castle. Off to France in the morning, Top Gear is the only program the Sky plus is set for. Entertainment at its best.
Just wish the gulls would shut the feck up!
Happy holidays,
Pete and the gang ;)
Seggons
18-07-10, 09:33 PM
Apart from two weeks of no TV, what have I missed?
If you believe the news then we are running out of water, fuel and air. Global warming is going to kill us. There's nasty people out there that want to do naughty things and the earth is going to crash and we are all going to die...
Apart from that I guess it's the same ol' same ol'.
keith_d
18-07-10, 10:02 PM
Jeremy Clarkson has created a TV character that he plays to, when you see him on other things, such as QI for example, you catch glimpses of the real man, who is somewhat less of a character.
He is there to provoke, I seem to recall that he upset lorry drivers a while back by implying that they are all murderers. Face it, we love to hate him. ;-)
Yeah, most (catholic) lorry drivers thought the women they were murdering were protestants.
GeneticBubble
18-07-10, 10:25 PM
I love clarkson :smt003
Apart from two weeks of no TV, what have I missed?
Not a lot really.
It appears I've p1ssed off another IAM member, but nothing new there.
Nice holiday?
Milky Bar Kid
19-07-10, 02:30 AM
I caught a glimpse of Top Gear tonight and I was loving Clarksons block of flats as he was driving to Cornwall!
Red Herring
19-07-10, 09:01 AM
Not a lot really.
It appears I've p1ssed off another IAM member, but nothing new there.
Nice holiday?
Damm, I missed that as well.... Are you sure Lozzo, I mean with some half decent anticipation and planning an IAM member would have avoided an argument with you in the first place....;)
he's apparently offended the autistic society now saying the ferrari 458 needs to be renamed the 430...speciale...needs.
http://www.aoltv.co.uk/2010/08/04/jeremy-clarkson-does-it-again-with-special-needs-joke/?icid=main|uk|dl2|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aoltv.co. uk%2F2010%2F08%2F04%2Fjeremy-clarkson-does-it-again-with-special-needs-joke%2F
deary dear oh blimey
Shocking. Im gonna wirte and complain
he's apparently offended the autistic society now saying the ferrari 458 needs to be renamed the 430...speciale...needs.
http://www.aoltv.co.uk/2010/08/04/jeremy-clarkson-does-it-again-with-special-needs-joke/?icid=main|uk|dl2|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.aoltv.co. uk%2F2010%2F08%2F04%2Fjeremy-clarkson-does-it-again-with-special-needs-joke%2F (http://www.aoltv.co.uk/2010/08/04/jeremy-clarkson-does-it-again-with-special-needs-joke/?icid=main%7Cuk%7Cdl2%7Clink4%7Chttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.a oltv.co.uk%2F2010%2F08%2F04%2Fjeremy-clarkson-does-it-again-with-special-needs-joke%2F)
deary dear oh blimey
Haha, good man. Sod the do-gooding, tree-hugging, social working, too quick to complain lefties.
metalangel
05-08-10, 06:21 AM
People getting 'offended' on the behalf of others.
How typical of modern day Britain.
Indeed.
xXBADGERXx
05-08-10, 03:48 PM
Damm, I missed that as well.... Are you sure Lozzo, I mean with some half decent anticipation and planning an IAM member would have avoided an argument with you in the first place....;)
LOL
yorkie_chris
05-08-10, 10:43 PM
He is there to provoke, I seem to recall that he upset lorry drivers a while back by implying that they are all murderers. Face it, we love to hate him. ;-)
No, lorry drivers thought it was funny as f*ck.
He upset the wh*res workers union or some BS like that.
xXBADGERXx
05-08-10, 10:47 PM
I have never laughed so hard in my life when I witnessed him coming down that Mountain Road in Vietnam ...... on a Scooter , in the dark with a dodgy headlight , wearing a Purple Rockabilly suit in the pouring rain and yelling "I`m the most miserable Human being in the world" , I was crying with laughter on the settee for about 5 minutes and kept rewinding it for an extra Tickle .
metalangel
06-08-10, 05:18 AM
LOL he is a superb entertainer. The way he was saying how he finally understood why bikers were bikers and then about 20 seconds later comes off.
And the Reliant Robin thing, I must have rewound the first crash half a dozen times before realizing it was going to happen every 30 seconds anyway.
And the Reliant Robin thing, I must have rewound the first crash half a dozen times before realizing it was going to happen every 30 seconds anyway.
That was the best episode ever, the first time in a while I have actually cried from laughing so much :smt003
Some people just seem to enjoy being offended - if Clarkson went all P.C. they'd have nothing to do all day.
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