cringer
22-07-10, 11:02 AM
Grandson - be with you in a sec grandad I'm just finishing up on the computer
Grandad- why that's no way to spend your time on that stupid machine, why when I was your age I went to the moulin rouge in Paris. I drank all night, danced, foooked all the dancers and p1$$ed on the barman.
'1 week later the grandson is in intensive care all battered and bruised'
Grandad - what on earth happened to you lad?
Grandson - I went to the moulin rouge like you said, I drank all night, danced, foooked the dancers and p1$$ed on the barman. But the bouncers beat the crap out of me.
Grandad - who did you go with?
Grandson - some friends, who did you go with?
Grandad - the S.S.
Grandad- why that's no way to spend your time on that stupid machine, why when I was your age I went to the moulin rouge in Paris. I drank all night, danced, foooked all the dancers and p1$$ed on the barman.
'1 week later the grandson is in intensive care all battered and bruised'
Grandad - what on earth happened to you lad?
Grandson - I went to the moulin rouge like you said, I drank all night, danced, foooked the dancers and p1$$ed on the barman. But the bouncers beat the crap out of me.
Grandad - who did you go with?
Grandson - some friends, who did you go with?
Grandad - the S.S.