Practical Joke Suggestions

[RichT]

Scoobs is such a trusting chap.

He dropped all his gear over last night - which my better half will be transporting to the AR for him in the cage... :rolleyes:


I have considered removing all his under crackers and replacing them with thongs...

Anyone have any other suggestions??? :D

[widepants]

Rich pls tell me the thongs belong to you

[Bri w]

Chilli powder on the undercrackers?

[warg60]

You could sew up all the arms on his teeshirts:)

[Spiderman]

replace it ALL with womens clothes!!!

[phi-dan]

Fill all available spaces with "feminine hygiene products"?

[RichT]

Rich pls tell me the thongs belong to you

I couldn't possibly comment. :D

Liking the suggestions so far.

Kerry and I did discuss sending his stuff up early or replacing his T-Shirts with child oriented designs > Anyone got any "Spong Bob" stylee adult sizes?

We also thought about replacing his clothes with alcohol and putting in a Woody outfit (Toy Story).

[Razor]

poo into cling film and place it somewhere where he'll only find it in the dark...

[the_lone_wolf]

Pack him a set of platforms and when he asks tell them they're a gift from me so he doesn't karate kick the bike again this year...;)

Or...

Nip down the local Chinese restaurants, get a load of free calendars, mark them all with the date of the AR and fill his bag with them??

[the_lone_wolf]

Anyone got any "Spong Bob" stylee adult sizes?

Why not use child sizes, even funnier IMO...:p

[Specialone]

Replace them with pink everything :)

Or do what my mate did to our football team when his mom used to wash the kit for us, put small pins all down the arms and cuffs so you got scratched to fook putting them on ;)

[RichT]

Replace them with pink everything :)

Or do what my mate did to our football team when his mom used to wash the kit for us, put small pins all down the arms and cuffs so you got scratched to fook putting them on ;)

Thing is, he knows where I live. So I can't go too far.

[alexh]

Cut two patches from the back of all his trousers, exposing his two ar se cheeks, works well with the thong idea!

[Binky]

Cut two nipple sized shapes in his t shirts.

Maybe a bit harsh wrecking his t shirts, but i didn't pay for them. ;)

[tonyk]

replace his tee shirts 2-3 sizes smaller ........................
i put on a tee shirt once thinking i'm getting fat or this shirt is shrinking....................i was my sons...

[AndyBrad]

remove all clothes, substitute with fancy dress. damaging stuff isnt funny but forcing them to wear something is :)

[RichT]

^^^^ That's what I was thinking.

It's far too good an oportunity not to do something.

[MrsT]

Hhhmmmm - I am not so sure about all this chaps - I am the one who has to give the bag to him when he arrives... I am leaving in an hour so need something suggested that is quick and easy to do.

[alexh]

remove all clothes, substitute with fancy dress.

If you only got an hour then swing by a charity shop and just buy some garish clothing, fancy dress if you can! Replace his clothes with the ones from the charity shop and dont give him his real clothes until he cracks!:p

We've done it on Stag do's (except the clothes were left at home), Acapulco shirts and speedo's for the water park and beach, Tutu's or the Iconic Geri Halliwell england dress with wig and PVC platforms for the night out clubbing! funny as!

[RichT]

Could always padlock the zips on his bag. We could then ransom the key for alcohol.

[tonyk]

whoops i brought the wrong bag..............dirty washing bag.

[Scoobs]

Oi you feckers. I am here ya know.

[the_lone_wolf]

Oi you feckers. I am here ya know.

We thought you'd already left... last week...;)

[tonyk]

oh shyt, we are in trouble now.....quick hide.
come on some of the posts were pushing it.

[N8te rider]

hilarious!!! Cant wait to arrive lol

[monkey]

You didn't mess with his throttle did you? ;)

(Meant in good humour)

[Milky Bar Kid]

You didn't mess with his throttle did you? ;)

(Meant in good humour)

PMSL! Nice one Monkey....:-dd

[RichT]

Nah, that would be silly like...