Dirty mind?

[-Ralph-]

On the back of a novelty air freshener my mother just gave me..

"This product is for fragrance purposes only.
Any other use is at your own risk.
This product poses a choking hazard and the oils may be harmful if swallowed.
May cause eye, skin or respiratory irritation in sensitive areas.
If so, discontinue contact with the product"

What else do the company producing it "Only 4 U Limited" think people may use it for?

[Jabba]

This (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spruce_Knob)?

[Holdup]

Theres a funny smell whilst you have no clothes on, you spray the air freshener and unfortuantly a bit gets on your sensitive area

Im sure theres many logical reasons ;)