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Lozzo
05-09-10, 12:30 AM
My eldest (aged 29) and I have a similar sick sense of humour, but at times we both go a little too far and gross the other one out.

Caz has recently split from her bloke after 12 years together and we were having a dad - daughter chat about it tonight and along the way she was asking for my advice about things; Conversation went something like this;

Me: I don't know why you're asking me for advice, I can't keep a girlfriend for as long as it takes me to get the ferrets and tubes into the bedroom.

Caz: Ferrets? Dad, that's a gay thing and they use gerbils and the tubes from their cages.

Me: Really? I could have sworn someone said ferrets. Oh never mind.

Caz: You are kidding me, right?

Me: No, I'm not. Can you do me a favour - when you see her next, say sorry to your mum from me please.

Caz: Ewww! There are times when I really don't know if you're being serious or not, and this is one of those times when I just don't want to know.

Click.... buuuuurrrrrrr

<puts on innocent look>

What did do? What did I say wrong? :D

anna
05-09-10, 02:09 AM
Your mean.

Smudge
05-09-10, 02:21 AM
Ooo a ferret thats got to hert lol

Bluefish
05-09-10, 07:13 AM
Lol, the scary bit is she didn't know if you were being serious.

Geodude
05-09-10, 08:37 AM
Lozzo it doesnt matter how s**t my days are, you always make me laugh :D

Jayneflakes
05-09-10, 09:33 AM
I knew there was a reason why I liked you, you wicked boy! :D

A mate of mine makes a horrific joke about ferrets being used instead of a coat hanger, if you get my drift! :smt077

ethariel
05-09-10, 10:48 AM
Oh dear, you just managed to cheer me up, thats got to be the best one i have seen for some time :)

Milky Bar Kid
05-09-10, 11:28 AM
LOL! Lozz, I agree with Anna, you are mean!

Bri w
05-09-10, 11:50 AM
Lozzo, you are a very bad man.

don't google felching on Youtube ;) :D:D

metalangel
05-09-10, 01:34 PM
Felching has two meanings, neither of which are good.

Bibio
05-09-10, 03:10 PM
hahaha. that almost cheered me up.

Jayneflakes
05-09-10, 06:36 PM
Felching has two meanings, neither of which are good.
:-dd

Biker Biggles
05-09-10, 08:20 PM
I must have led a sheltered like cos I dont understand what you lot are talking about.:D

minimorecambe
05-09-10, 08:36 PM
:stupid:

andrewsmith
05-09-10, 08:40 PM
defination one (hard hat is donned for the Mod attack)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching

Bibio
05-09-10, 08:41 PM
its how the pet shop boys got their name.

andrewsmith
05-09-10, 08:43 PM
its how the pet shop boys got their name.

:smt036:smt036:smt036:smt078:smt078

minimorecambe
05-09-10, 08:48 PM
Point got :)
Just didnt think of doing that with ferrets :smt120

I will never look at my ferrets in the same way!!!!!!!!!!!!

andrewsmith
05-09-10, 08:55 PM
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haha this you will have heard