Lozzo
05-09-10, 12:30 AM
My eldest (aged 29) and I have a similar sick sense of humour, but at times we both go a little too far and gross the other one out.
Caz has recently split from her bloke after 12 years together and we were having a dad - daughter chat about it tonight and along the way she was asking for my advice about things; Conversation went something like this;
Me: I don't know why you're asking me for advice, I can't keep a girlfriend for as long as it takes me to get the ferrets and tubes into the bedroom.
Caz: Ferrets? Dad, that's a gay thing and they use gerbils and the tubes from their cages.
Me: Really? I could have sworn someone said ferrets. Oh never mind.
Caz: You are kidding me, right?
Me: No, I'm not. Can you do me a favour - when you see her next, say sorry to your mum from me please.
Caz: Ewww! There are times when I really don't know if you're being serious or not, and this is one of those times when I just don't want to know.
Click.... buuuuurrrrrrr
<puts on innocent look>
What did do? What did I say wrong? :D
Caz has recently split from her bloke after 12 years together and we were having a dad - daughter chat about it tonight and along the way she was asking for my advice about things; Conversation went something like this;
Me: I don't know why you're asking me for advice, I can't keep a girlfriend for as long as it takes me to get the ferrets and tubes into the bedroom.
Caz: Ferrets? Dad, that's a gay thing and they use gerbils and the tubes from their cages.
Me: Really? I could have sworn someone said ferrets. Oh never mind.
Caz: You are kidding me, right?
Me: No, I'm not. Can you do me a favour - when you see her next, say sorry to your mum from me please.
Caz: Ewww! There are times when I really don't know if you're being serious or not, and this is one of those times when I just don't want to know.
Click.... buuuuurrrrrrr
<puts on innocent look>
What did do? What did I say wrong? :D