"Knights of the Round Table" game

[allantheboss]

Stolen from Wiltshirebikers.co.uk:

The idea of the game is to take words that begin with anything that sounds like 'Sir', and generate a Knight's name, then a backstory describing him, based on the word's meaning.

A handful of simple examples;

Sir Cumference, the rotund Knight. (Circumference)
Sir Pent, the reptilian Knight. (Serpent)
Sir Berus, the three headed Knight. (Cerberus)

Rules are;
Must be a real word,
The first syllable of the word must sound like 'Sir' or be very easily stretched to sound like it,
No repitition,
Extension/superlatives/plurals are frowned upon. Tense variations.... yeah, ok, they're allowed.

[allantheboss]

I'll start it off:


Sir Amic - Wore porcelain armour

Sir Cus - Was a midget

Sir Plus - Was always last to be picked for Dodgeball

Sir Remoney - He was often MC

[wyrdness]

Sir Rhocis - The alcoholic knight
Sir Cumcision - The snipped knight
Sir Cumspect - The discreet knight

[phi-dan]

Sir Reptitious - The stealthy knight

[christopher]

Sir Mountable - Easily defeated.
surmountable

[CheGuevara]

Sir Real - The knight who's always dropping acid.

Sir Tain - The confident knight.

[davepreston]

sir lee, the angry knight

sir endipity , the lucky knight

sir pico, the hard a55 enforcer

sir mon, the moaning knight

[Reeder]

Sir gical - A bit of a mess.

[kellyjo]

Sir cular - the round knight

Sir tificate - the accomplished knight

[CheGuevara]

Sir Vant - The obedient knight.

Sir Fing - Always trying to catch a break.

[minimorecambe]

Sir Kit - Always going round in circles

Sir Cher - A hunter

[Paul the 6th]

sir plus - always at a loose end asking others if they need help... they never do.

[Mr Speirs]

Sir Vant - Good with numbers

[Mr Speirs]

Sir Lee Knot - Unbelievable

[benji106]

Sir Ringe - Straight to the point

[andrewsmith]

how long before there is a rude one?

I'm trying to think of one now

[CheGuevara]

Sir Cumstance - Always in a bad situation.

Sir Vey - Needs to know what everyone else thinks.

Sir Face - Known to be shallow.

Sir Charge - Will bill you for his efforts.

Sir Mise - Always jumping to conclusions.

Sir Round - Worked for Dolby Labs.

Sir Pass - Always goes the extra mile.

[Mr Speirs]

Sir Lee Bassey - Big Spender

[tom-k6]

Sir Enader - Could never stop singing

[tom-k6]

Sir Rate - A cut above the rest

[dill89]

Sir Face - surface

[Mr Speirs]

Sir Face - surface

LOL

[tom-k6]

Sir Spicious - Shifty looking fella

[CheGuevara]

Sir Cumvent - Slayer of bureaucracy.

[BigBaddad]

Sir Cumnavigate - the great explorer.

Sir Elton - The "queens" right hand man.

Sir Vivour - Last man standing.

Sir Face Cleaner - the great Barry Scott.

[tom-k6]

Sir Face Cleaner - the great Barry Scott.


haha love it

[andrewsmith]

Sir Face Cleaner - the great Barry Scott.


Haha

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[Mr Speirs]

Ah good old clit bang

[dill89]

Sir Cumstance - the hobbyist - hyphenate it and make it awesome ;)

[BigBaddad]

Sir Clip - The Retainer.

Sir Meon - The Flaccid.

[BigBaddad]

Sir Mallcock - Rider of the Hogs.

[andrewsmith]

Sir Mallcock- Mid life Crisis, buys a Porsche or convertable

[BigBaddad]

Sir Conthis - The Receiver.

[MisterTommyH]

Sir Cuit - Of Brands Hatch.

Can't believe this is a motorbike forum and no ones put that yet!

[Mr Speirs]

Sir Cuit - Of Brands Hatch.

Can't believe this is a motorbike forum and no ones put that yet!

Cos it makes no sense

[MisterTommyH]

Sir Vival - Undefeated in battle.

[MisterTommyH]

Cos it makes no sense

circuit? maybe it's just me then

[Mr Speirs]

'Of brands hatch' doesn't really describe a person though does it?

[MisterTommyH]

True, I was trying to be clever. Usually ends up with me being shown up. :(

[BigBaddad]

Sir Berus - The Big Dog.

[simesb]

Sir Berus - The Big Dog.

Very clever :D

[Bluefish]

sir pent snake eyes
sir gical the doctor

[Bluefish]

Sir. Veilance. And his twin bro sir curity in the bodyguard business.

[BigBaddad]

Sir Bulba - Boonta Bad Boy.

[WeegieBlue]

Sir Ching - Still Hasn't Found What He's Looking For

[WeegieBlue]

Sir Prize - Always Jumping Up From Behind His Horse

[WeegieBlue]

Sir Cull - Goes Round Killing Baby Seals

[tactcom7]

Sir Tified - Mental.

[BigBaddad]

Sir Vix - The Portal

[MisterTommyH]

Sir Vix - The Portal

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