View Full Version : I call me SV (Curvy) Kylie...
Because I will ride her on a regular basis, and give her the occasional spanking...
Trouble is, as she's bright green, every other clown calls her Kermit..
How the hell can I ride Kermit??? Lol!
What do you call yours and why??:smt039
davepreston
12-09-10, 08:56 PM
well if its green we should call you capt kirk he's always riding green women
first bike sv curvy was suzi obviously
new bike marigold named after wife horse, if see can have a expencive hobby so can i :)
The legendary Lightning.. The Wonderbucket. Bit of a gob full, I know but I can probably do a lap by the tim you spit it out! :)
amnesia
12-09-10, 08:58 PM
Wilma - because my brother's bike was called Betty
well if its green we should call you capt kirk he's always riding green women
first bike sv curvy was suzi obviously
new bike marigold named after wife horse, if see can have a expencive hobby so can i :)
Laffing me ass off at Cap'n Kirk!! Thanks for that!
my old naked bike was called Jamie - yes he was a he, not a girly bike.
my sv doesn't have a name - although my mates call her the flying banana or the banana bike. I dont have a name for it - I just call it her and she, so tis a girl, cause its a pretty bike!
Normally my motors are all male, even my battered old range rover was called Bertie or Bert for short, named because he was made up out of all sorts of other bits or range rover when it got broke playing off-road (Bertie Bassett from Liquorice allsorts - get it?? hehe)
Jayneflakes
12-09-10, 10:03 PM
Both bikes have names, The SV is called Sylvie, because she is silver and an SV.
The XJ is called Agnes, it comes from her number plate and us being a little bit sad! :D
Wifey's bike is called Rosie, because it is red. This putting a bad light on us... ;-)
Sv was Suzie because I couldn't be original
and the Gixer is Rodney cos of the number plate.
I like to ride Rodney its much more fun than Suzie. He is fast, furious and likes it when I'm naughty although its not as much fun when its wet!!!
Muddie, you have a petrol thing going on, bab.. Like it a lot!
Jayneflakes, I do like the name 'Agnes' for the old Xj..lol Kinda sums them up I guess?
Amanda, I can't POSSIBLY comment on your post.. I'm far to innocent...
Yup, must admit I do like my motors, not modern stuff though, as they're rather bland, prefer stuff with character and a bit different etc.
I'm not really a petrol head as I aint mechanically minded, rather let someone else do those jobs - I just love to drive and ride anything and everything, drove a little mx5 round cadwell once - that was fun, and have been round with touring car driver Tim Harvey, nice guy, but passion is offroading 4x4's - hence where my nickname came from lol.
Not been for a while so ride the bike for fun instead nowadays.
But back to bike names................ dont normally name my vehicles, only named the rangie and my old bike, as they were a bit rough around the edges so had some character about them, so doubt the SV will be named as its my shiny baby. Still love it though!
xXBADGERXx
13-09-10, 12:18 AM
The bike is called "Boomer" , first day I got it I was in a Valley and shut the throttle off , the bike burbled and boomed and echoed and brought a smile to my face . Just bought a Honda HR-V 4X4 VTEC today but have yet to name it .
Grimey!!!!
...or Grime Bike
Because itīs whatīs on the inside that matters. ;)
My other curvey is called Lemon, for obvious reasons.
Just bought a Honda HR-V 4X4 VTEC today
By choice???
hehe - sorry! x
xXBADGERXx
13-09-10, 12:39 AM
Whatever
metalangel
13-09-10, 05:49 AM
<--- Fazer has been dubbed 'Dark Bluey' by Mrs Metal. My pointy was just called 'Pointy'. Car doesn't have a name, haven't named my car since my old Volvo about eight years ago (and it was 'The Vulva' except in polite company where it was 'Sven')
keith_d
13-09-10, 08:22 AM
Because I will ride her on a regular basis, and give her the occasional spanking...
Trouble is, as she's bright green, every other clown calls her Kermit..
How the hell can I ride Kermit??? Lol!
Just buy a Miss Piggy outfit....
Geodude
13-09-10, 09:36 AM
'The Bonfire' its what my ex mother in law said it would be if i ever bought a another bike. On a sad note she died a few years ago and when i got the bike it seemed fitting to apply the name :)
Owenski
13-09-10, 12:16 PM
Lexie
Because the number plate ends with LSX, I always name them based on the number plate.
Owenski
13-09-10, 12:19 PM
Lexi
:) good choice
Lexie
Because the number plate ends with LSX, I always name them based on the number plate.
Mine ends in FKY, answers on a postcard please ;)
Owenski
13-09-10, 12:35 PM
Mine ends in FKY, answers on a postcard please ;)
frankie
Curvy was called Clunk cause thats the noise it made going into first and nicknamed by a disfunctional org member.
Honda - Rufus becuase of the number plate
Kwak - Kev which has a really tedious link to another org member
My SV is called Sydney...
He loves it when I wear my corset, stockings and high heels...
minimorecambe
13-09-10, 09:09 PM
cbr125 - Veronica
sv - Zooko
yorkie_chris
13-09-10, 09:12 PM
My SV is called Sydney...
He loves it when I wear my corset, stockings and high heels...
sydney james?
thread worthless without pics :-P
My normal response to such a thread is "you bunch of f***ing fannies, it's a bike" however considering fenjer in such an outfit maybe it's worthy of serious response :mrgreen:
My SV is called "The SV" or "the rat". My GPZ was called "the sh*tter". My SRAD was called "the SRAD" or "the mad SRAD". Yeahhh I don't really understand naming motor vehicles.
Shellywoozle
13-09-10, 09:14 PM
Zuky is Zuky cause she is a Zuky :)
My mates Tuono numberplate ends in KNB, give you three guesses as to what i named his bike for him ;)
Shellywoozle
13-09-10, 09:16 PM
My mates Tuono numberplate ends in KNB, give you three guesses as to what i named his bike for him ;)
Did you stragetically place a 'O' in there somewhere
minimorecambe
13-09-10, 09:18 PM
To be honest, like YC in our house its mostly
cbr 125 - the little one
sv650 - sv
srad - rad
gsxr750 - fiddy
yorkie_chris
13-09-10, 09:19 PM
stone me! I forgot one!
The GSXR750... the scabby slabby
edit:
stone me again, forgot another!
the montesa cota 349... the montesa
Did you stragetically place a 'O' in there somewhere
Bingo :D
He wasnt impressed
Hmm.. Mine ends in UOK.... lol
The ex GF always asked me that...Endlessly... Got right on me tits it did...
My mates Tuono numberplate ends in KNB, give you three guesses as to what i named his bike for him ;)
I had an Astra once that was T653 KNB - I was often referred to as a Total KNB.
My forum name comes from the name we gave our first Land Rover Defender - Boot. That got it's name from my niece suggesting our daughter (Autumn) be called either Boot or Diego when she was born.
The bike has never had a name. Plate ends CFR. As it's restricted and currently in bits, for now I think of it as 'retard', but am open to suggestions.
I have a suggestion, re-assemble it...lol
xXBADGERXx
13-09-10, 09:49 PM
My SV is called Sydney...
He loves it when I wear my corset, stockings and high heels...
<----- Puts fingers in ears
"LA LA LA NANNANANAAA NOT LISTENINGGGG"
I wonder how many blokes rushed off to look at Fenjer's profile...
~holds hand up sheepishly...~
xXBADGERXx
13-09-10, 09:57 PM
I wonder how many blokes rushed off to look at Fenjer's profile...
~holds hand up sheepishly...~
Tut .... amateur , we scan ALL females within 30 seconds of saying "Hello" on the site ...... you`ll learn .
Ahh see.. I'm new to all this stuff... I may have a dodgy ticker...err...
xXBADGERXx
13-09-10, 10:04 PM
Ahh see.. I'm new to all this stuff... I may have a dodgy ticker...err...
None of this "I have a note from my Mum" , anyone not keeping up will have to do PE in their Underwear .
Blimey.. you run a tight ship Boss!! lol
None of this "I have a note from my Mum" , anyone not keeping up will have to do PE in their Underwear .
Ohh can I watch?? But only if they have decent errrr, well as long as they can see their own toes without the aid of a mirror ;)
I wanted to call the SV Bumble - short for bumble bee cause its yellow then I could say Im going for a bimble on bumble - but the child was not impressed with that and wanted to call it sid. Hence its just The SV or My Baby...
oh and I dont look at girls profiles :cool:
barwel1992
13-09-10, 11:01 PM
dont really call it any thing, could call it crashed :lol: plate is SFE (safe)
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