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Paul the 6th
14-09-10, 08:51 AM
Not my listing nor anybody I know but it really made me laugh:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320589999042


.......Performance
"Exhilarating", "starting" and "exciting" are 3 words I would NEVER use to describe the performance of this vehicle. To make this incredible testimony to "white knuckle rides", the manufacturers lovingly installed the best performance diesel engine honed from the finest piece of concrete and recycled toilet tissue available, and then took the turbo away! To be honest, tectonic plates do move quicker but hey, speed isn't everything is it?

Think back to when your stuck in a queue of traffic behind a farm tractor; well this van is that tractors get stuck behind! Outstanding!

........Stopping Power
Why would you want to waste money on ridiculous gimmicks like ABS when you can use the ones on the vehicle in front of you! Besides, ABS is for wooses; and besides you'll never end up going fast enough to warrant using them anyway (see above). Sit back, relax and watch the world panic around you as you fill there ears with graceful tyre squeal and nostrils with the smell of burning rubber!

Viney
14-09-10, 09:06 AM
There are some classics ont here. My fav was someone selling a Skoda estate once with its own Snail colony!

Reeder
14-09-10, 10:11 AM
Mwhahahahahahahaha. Amusing!

yorkie_chris
14-09-10, 02:27 PM
There are some classics ont here. My fav was someone selling a Skoda estate once with its own Snail colony!

Or the classic 406 with the only picture being the car in a ditch.

andrewsmith
14-09-10, 07:49 PM
haha that is a jem of a listing

Viney
14-09-10, 08:55 PM
Or the classic 406 with the only picture being the car in a ditch.
:lol: Yeah i remember that one

The Basket
14-09-10, 09:00 PM
Top speed of 88mph

0-60---16 seconds.

Brand new...sounds high perfromance to me.

Viney
15-09-10, 07:44 AM
88mph! The magic number, therefore its cool Even Clarkson liked it iirc.