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Grrrr!!!! Birching's too good for the scrotes, hang the feckers:smt013:smt013:smt013 And then dismember the bodies of the ****s from head to toe, and hang up the organs for fox food:smt013:smt013:smt013
Twig (he's the plumber!) took out all the old copper piping yesterday afternoon, put aside the bits he could reuse and locked them in the garage, and bent up the rest of the stuff into manageable size. I asked him if he was going to take it to a scrappie, 'oh no,' he said, 'the diesel to get there would cost more than this lot's worth'. So it went on the skip - which is parked on the drive.
During the night the copper fairies came and removed it:D:D:D I didn't hear a thing, but once asleep it takes something very loud to wake me up. They're welcome to it. Shame they didn't take all the rubble, the old dusky pink toilet, and the old kitchen sink too:p:p:p
metalangel
14-09-10, 09:52 AM
You should have done a nice runny poop into the pipe before he bent it (to keep it all in), that would have been a nice surprise for them.
Im not too sure people can do runny poo on demand?
metalangel
14-09-10, 10:09 AM
That's what Burger King was invented for, surely?
Are you implying burger king is the equivilant of runny poo, or that it gives you runny poo?
Im not too sure people can do runny poo on demand?
Oh I can:p
This has given me an idea. The cats are either in the CV or else in one room in the house, so use a litter tray... I'm the official picker-up-of-cat-poo... Tonight I will leave out a bit more piping, this time with a little free gift:smt045
Putting it in a blender doesn't count. It's also pretty unhygenic.
metalangel
14-09-10, 10:36 AM
Are you implying burger king is the equivilant of runny poo, or that it gives you runny poo?
Little from column A, little from column B...
Mostly B, though.
Im loving this thread. It's developed into something amazing.
A discrete wire connected to the pipe running back to an ignition coil and battery. It means you have to stay up in order to operate it, but on the plus side you can leave a camcorder running and show us the results...
Sir Trev
14-09-10, 11:47 AM
Our builder left the old cast iron boiler he'd just ripped out beside the skip when we had our works done a few years ago. Asked him why it was not in the skip after I nearly fell over it (it was dark) and he said "wait and see". It was gone next morning. It's an unwritten rule (he said) that if you don't want to profit from the scrap let someone else have it - plus it takes up skip space and skips are expensive.
He was annoyed though that several props and fittings he'd left down the side of the house had also gone...
and hang up the organs for fox foodA bit harsh Ed. We're nice people really :rolleyes:
benji106
14-09-10, 11:53 AM
Stuff in a skip is fair game as far as im concerned. if you are chucking it out anyway whats the problem with someone else taking it? more room in the skip for you. more annoying when you pay for a skip and someone chucks their old mattress/kitchen sink/unwanted child in it.
Owenski
14-09-10, 12:07 PM
Stuff in a skip is fair game as far as im concerned. if you are chucking it out anyway whats the problem with someone else taking it? more room in the skip for you. more annoying when you pay for a skip and someone chucks their old mattress/kitchen sink/unwanted child in it.
+1 on both counts, had a few skips and they've happily removed anything they thought worth while.
Although the guy who dumped a car tyre in there nearly cost me a £50 fine for failing to mention it to the skip company, I had to go down to the depot and collect the bloody thing.
Oh I have no probs with anyone helping themselves. It was really a joke about my opinion on crimes and punishment.
But I will leave out some piping with cat poop tonight and see what happens. Does lightning strike twice on consecutive nights?
Owenski
14-09-10, 12:21 PM
I recon it'll go, cat poop and all :)
Be wary though that they may take a sneaky peak around to see what else they can lift.
Just think yourself lucky they didn't take the disco and the pikey wagon you tow with it. :D
Daryl.
I like the electrical idea Ed. Get wiring, and videoing.
Imagine the youtube hits and profit you could make from that ha ha ha!!!
ahhh but Ed i thought you were a flower huger. why dont you just leave the stuff that you think the pikeys will take to one side with a note and a bar of chocolate. you never know you might get pegs for your kindness.
ahhh but Ed i thought you were a flower huger. why dont you just leave the stuff that you think the pikeys will take to one side with a note and a bar of chocolate. you never know you might get pegs for your kindness.
Now I like this idea. I think I will leave a card too, expressing forgiveness:D
punyXpress
14-09-10, 02:33 PM
Do they still make laxative chocolate, Bibio ?
Specialone
14-09-10, 03:10 PM
Im more concerned what type of plumber thinks copper aint worth tatting ?
Every single plumber / builder i know keeps every little bit of copper until xmas time then weighs it for xmas drinky poos.
He must either be really lazy or diesel is really expensive by him, cos its ALWAYS worth a trip to the tatyard if youve got copper.
Earlier in the year i took a dustbin full of mixed copper, didnt even take the brass ware off, had about 30 kgs of lead and got around £160, last year took around same amount minus the lead and got about £60.
The pikeys are getting cheekier as well, they always used to ask if they could have stuff, now they dont, today me and 2 mates were standing by our skip and a gezzer just comes up and starts taking the taps off the sink i had just ripped out, didnt say a word to us, only realised after he'd had my handsaw as well :mad:
xXBADGERXx
14-09-10, 10:12 PM
Just think yourself lucky they didn't take the disco and the pikey wagon you tow with it. :D
Daryl.
Dude ...... that made me chuckle
Do they still make laxative chocolate, Bibio ?
i'm sure that Ed could whip some chocolate brownies with added picolax. now that would be fun to see :smt120
keith_d
15-09-10, 08:46 AM
Hmm... too obvious. What you need an old lunchbox, a spare mug and some chocolate brownies with plenty of ex-lax topping.
When you put the copper pipes outside leave the brownies in the old lunchbox with an almost empty mug of tea and a used tea bag on top. That way it looks like you gave the builder a cup of tea and some brownies and forgot to take them in.
My money's on the whole lot vanishing and it's 50/50 whether Pikey will share the brownies with his mates or scoff the lot himself. Either way he's in for a fairly bad time of it...
Did they get the cat poo pipes?
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