pete m
23-09-10, 12:10 PM
So heres the scene - theres a big event being put on - Mary Nightingale was there in a catsuit , some of you mayhave seen - and we , our orgainsation are involved, so staff have been asked to dress up for it...
3 of the women from our office disappear at about 4pm, come back 20 mins transformed , one of them is wearing a dress that doesnt rea;lly cover her lady parts, they are all caked in make up and bright lipstick...the men in the room are asked for their reaction....what do you say ???
"OMG , mutton dressed as lamb, purleese do us all a favour, put your jeans back on..." ???
or
" Oh you look great, wow , i hardly recognised you, shall i atke a photo ?"
"oK " they all pose away merrily...
A week later official pix come back from the night, im standing around when what do i hear ..." Pete's tongue was hanging out...he could barley contain himself "
i told the person that my feelings were the opposite, but i felt compelled to say nice things, to make them feel better...
SO YOU SEE - YOUR DAMNED IF YOU DO, AND IF YOU DONT..
3 of the women from our office disappear at about 4pm, come back 20 mins transformed , one of them is wearing a dress that doesnt rea;lly cover her lady parts, they are all caked in make up and bright lipstick...the men in the room are asked for their reaction....what do you say ???
"OMG , mutton dressed as lamb, purleese do us all a favour, put your jeans back on..." ???
or
" Oh you look great, wow , i hardly recognised you, shall i atke a photo ?"
"oK " they all pose away merrily...
A week later official pix come back from the night, im standing around when what do i hear ..." Pete's tongue was hanging out...he could barley contain himself "
i told the person that my feelings were the opposite, but i felt compelled to say nice things, to make them feel better...
SO YOU SEE - YOUR DAMNED IF YOU DO, AND IF YOU DONT..