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Bri w
24-09-10, 07:00 PM
Sorry guys its the dumb version not the pretty one - best stop digging Bri

Got a call from her just after 6pm. Please can you take me to the vet's. I've got a pigeon that flew into the patio doors that has broken wings and a smashed beak. And then she tells me she's spoken to the vet and rather I took it by myself. "Why?"

Sister to vet, "so there's nothing you can for it?"
Vet, "no, not here but we can send it to bird heaven."
sister, "will it take long?"
vet, "no, but you could always do it yourself."
Sister, "I haven't got the car."

She only thought bird heaven was a bird sanctuary.

thank god she's adopted

2hys
24-09-10, 07:05 PM
this should be in the joke thread!! lol

timwilky
24-09-10, 07:22 PM
pigeon pie in the North East tomorrow then?

Assuming it is a woody and not a sky rat

Milky Bar Kid
24-09-10, 07:25 PM
Sorry guys its the dumb version not the pretty one - best stop digging Bri

Got a call from her just after 6pm. Please can you take me to the vet's. I've got a pigeon that flew into the patio doors that has broken wings and a smashed beak. And then she tells me she's spoken to the vet and rather I took it by myself. "Why?"

Sister to vet, "so there's nothing you can for it?"
Vet, "no, not here but we can send it to bird heaven."
sister, "will it take long?"
vet, "no, but you could always do it yourself."
Sister, "I haven't got the car."

She only thought bird heaven was a bird sanctuary.

thank god she's adopted



I love being blonde, its the perfect excuse to get away with stuff like the above!

That is genius though!!!

Bluepete
24-09-10, 07:50 PM
I love being blonde, its the perfect excuse to get away with stuff like the above!

That is genius though!!!

I didn't realise you were naturally blonde.

Pete ;)

Milky Bar Kid
24-09-10, 07:56 PM
Cheeky bugger!

Bri w
24-09-10, 09:05 PM
I didn't realise you were naturally blonde.

Pete ;)

It hides her grey ;)