SKY BB P*rn downloaders...beware

[Viney]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11425789

They know who you are

[Specialone]

Damn :(

[lily]

Yer Drew had a nervous laugh about that last night when I told him

[yorkie_chris]

Hah, brilliant.

Nothing to worry about for anyone sharing porn anyway... these are just another set of extortionist w*nkers who need shooting.

[Jayneflakes]

Interesting story, thanks for sharing.

It would seem that the 4chan are getting up to no good again! :D

[metalangel]

Er... how far back will they try and get you?

[Daimo]

4 chan are awesome.

Anyway, its file sharing thats the issue. If your just a site viewer like the naughty version of youtube, you won't be on the list....

Phew.... :lol:

[metalangel]

Yeah but I know people (ahem) who like to have a copy to 'keep'... one guy I know has 2Tb of pr0n. Emp*rnium was your friend, once.

[Daimo]

Does he play World of Warcraft and keep a collection of Star Trek too?

Tell that person to get outside a little more, then they might find an actual real girl to have sex with :lol:

2tb, thats just utterly lame :lol:

[metalangel]

Warcraft no, not sure about Star Trek, he's into his death metal and 360 games (massive achievement *****), he doesn't get out much (due to personal issues) but he does have an actual real girl, his wife, they've been together 13 years.

[Daimo]

Porn every so often is ok, a lot of blokes do.

But I still can't believe 2TB worth :lol: Imagine the stuff you could be doing during that 2TB viewing time.

Still, each to their own :)

[metalangel]

Well (warning: very gross stuff ahead)

one of our friends sat down and worked out that if you have x number of wanks per gig of porn, and produce y millilitres of manchowder per wank, how many bathtubs you could fill (and how long it would take you) to 'work' your way through his collection.

[Daimo]

:lol: Now thats funny :lol:

Question I have is....

How many bathtubs full...?

[Daimo]

Excellent...

My closest user is 3.41 miles away.

THE register :lol:

http://34d.me/index.php

[andrewsmith]

Well (warning: very gross stuff ahead)

one of our friends sat down and worked out that if you have x number of wanks per gig of porn, and produce y millilitres of manchowder per wank, how many bathtubs you could fill (and how long it would take you) to 'work' your way through his collection.

has that other person got a life?

I've heard of people being done for illegally downloading their private collection

[Dave20046]

Well (warning: very gross stuff ahead)

one of our friends sat down and worked out that if you have x number of wanks per gig of porn, and produce y millilitres of manchowder per wank, how many bathtubs you could fill (and how long it would take you) to 'work' your way through his collection.

And what was your "friend"'s conclusion? :smt002

[hindle8907]

SSL all the way ;)

[metalangel]

I've texted the friend and asked what the result was but he can't remember offhand. I'll try and find out later once I get home.

[jeannette]

Well (warning: very gross stuff ahead)

one of our friends sat down and worked out that if you have x number of wanks per gig of porn, and produce y millilitres of manchowder per wank, how many bathtubs you could fill (and how long it would take you) to 'work' your way through his collection.

A little bit of sick came up when I read that....but when I got over that I did think the calculating guy maybe also has too much time on his hands :rolleyes: Still, I am waiting for the final result...:shock:

[orose]

Surely its a better way of spending the time than actually doing it...

[Dave20046]

Surely its a better way of spending the time than actually doing it...

You're assuming he doesn't own a left handed calculator...

[yorkie_chris]

A little bit of sick came up when I read that....

You'd best get a more staunch constitution for here love, they're all w*nkers :lol:

[andrewsmith]

You'd best get a more staunch constitution for here love, they're all w*nkers :lol:

yep were all crude rude and lewd :smt047

[yorkie_chris]

yep were all crude rude and lewd :smt047

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[andrewsmith]

nah YC i raise you this one

[Biker Biggles]

I've texted the friend and asked what the result was but he can't remember offhand. I'll try and find out later once I get home.

Of course he cant remember.W&nking doesnt just made you blind,it makes you forgetful as well.:smt047

Anyway,about these files----How long before the porn police come?:smt002

In manner of speaking.:D

[andrewsmith]

u mean the Mods?

[hongman]

Didn't read the whole link but how are they going to tackle the issue of war driving and such like?

[yorkie_chris]

War driving?
Aha... wiki has provided.

Basically the c*cksmokers who've released all this data don't care whether you've actually downloaded anything or not... they simply send a letter out and hope that you are too worried about the risk to your good name from legitimately defending yourself against charges related to porn that you'll just pay up rather than fighting it.

[andrewsmith]

Hongman you've lost me n'all

[ethariel]

Didn't read the whole link but how are they going to tackle the issue of war driving and such like?

If you read the reams f small print (that no one does read) on the Bb contracts, it basicaly says 'If I (the customer) is retarded enough to make it an open connection then I (the customer) is responsible for how the bandwidth is used'.

Simple enough really, stick a password on it and stop it broadcasting the SSID, if the Password is preset, change it, there are plenty of sites running algorithms to give you the passwors for sky box ABS12345 SSID thats being broadcast.

Failing that, download your pr0n on next doors unsecired network instead /shrug (tho the penalty under UK law for doing that is harsher than being pulled with 2tb of pr0n lol)

[BanannaMan]

A little bit of sick came up when I read that....but when I got over that I did think the calculating guy maybe also has too much time on his hands :rolleyes: Still, I am waiting for the final result...:shock:


Perhaps you could try just introducing yourself in Idle Banter.
Likely more perv's but at least they'd be somewhat less descriptive.

Me, I'm out of here before someone makes this thread a sticky!

[Daimo]

A little bit of sick came up when I read that....but when I got over that I did think the calculating guy maybe also has too much time on his hands :rolleyes: Still, I am waiting for the final result...:shock:

Bets your fun in the sack...... Sick, rolleyes, its a bit of fun, bloody nora.
I'd not venture further onto the interent if this brings up sick :lol:

[yorkie_chris]

Bets your fun in the sack...... Sick, rolleyes, its a bit of fun, bloody nora.

I think she was taking the p*ss herself rather than being killjoy

[metalangel]

No word yet on the bathtubs, but a new site to search people allegedly on the list is up:

http://www.ueof.co.uk/acslaw/postcode.php

(and I'm not on it)

[Specialone]

Thats funny, i typed my postcode in and it told about peeps in areas surrounding me but none in my postcode, not even close, so we are good in my area lol
Also tells you what they have been downloading, one was shemales :shock:

[Daimo]

I think she was taking the p*ss herself rather than being killjoy

Banter baby.... :smt026

[Daimo]

No word yet on the bathtubs, but a new site to search people allegedly on the list is up:

http://www.ueof.co.uk/acslaw/postcode.php

(and I'm not on it)

I posted the link yesterday, but that got taken down by the time i'd got home :lol:

Excellent though, most of my locals are music downloaders.

Most of the porn downloaders, are actually women :lol:

MRS Christine Saunders - UK STUDENT HOUSE, UK STUDENT HOUSE, UK STUDENT HOUSE
MISS Stacey Alloway - PRIVATE GEMS, PARTY BABES

And I have a celebraty nearby.

MR Phil Collins - 65 GUY CREAM PIE 2

:lol:

[andrewsmith]

I aint going to post any of the ones around mine for the fear of being banned after me epic fail yesterday

[startrek.steve]

Yeah but I know people (ahem) who like to have a copy to 'keep'... one guy I know has 2Tb of pr0n. Emp*rnium was your friend, once.

Pah Beginner!

[startrek.steve]

Reminds me of that Family Guy when Quagmire discovers the Internet (Big arm little arm!)

[Daimo]

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=1323796438&ref=ts

Christine Saunders.

ARRGGGHHHH

:lol: LOLZ

[andrewsmith]

hahahahaha

[metalangel]

YOU DIDN'T REALLY WANT IT but here it is: The horrible calculations have been found!

3.25tb of filth.

Assume VCD bitrates on average (i.e. SD DivX), so 700Mb=about an hour. So that's around 8500 hours of filth.

If you were physically capable of reaching orgasm, say, once per hour indefinitely; and each time took 30 minutes; and after each orgasm you paused the film; how long before you ran out of new material? Subtract 8 hours per day for sleep and another 2 hours per day for showering, food, etc. That works out to nearly three and a half years of filth. Assuming average production of 2ml of semen per time (on the very low side, according to a quick Google search) suggests you would produce 60 pints in total. It'd probably be well over 100 pints in practice (assuming there was anything left but dust after the first few weeks).

Assume 200 sheets per loo roll, 3 sheets consumed per session; you'd use 255 rolls. I think I saw own-brand ones in Asda for £5/16 rolls the other day, so that'd cost £80.

:smt104

[hongman]

LOL farking epic

[metalangel]

A bathtub holds about 42 gallons, which is 336 pints, by the way.

[andrewsmith]

haha that is wrong 8000hrs of gentlemens viewing

[Bluepete]

Reminds me of a Jack Dee line...


"men will spend their evenings hunched over their keyboards w@nking like safari park chimps"

Makes me chuckle!

Pete ;)

[jeannette]

I think she was taking the p*ss herself rather than being killjoy

Well done, hun, you got it...;)