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Wideboy
01-10-10, 09:16 AM
Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses?
live in space or have a monkey growing on your back?
go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked?
have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon?
its in the name of science
maviczap
01-10-10, 09:18 AM
Have you been on some stuff :p
minimorecambe
01-10-10, 09:19 AM
Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses? Horse sized duck
live in space or have a monkey growing on your back? Monkey on back
go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked? Go to work naked
have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon? Legs of cheese
:D
punyXpress
01-10-10, 09:20 AM
Yes !
HTH
Mr Speirs
01-10-10, 09:22 AM
Haha used to play this with my best mate.
Our favourite to ask was:
Would you rather microwave your hand or stick your hand in a blender.
tinpants
01-10-10, 09:22 AM
WTF????
Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses?
Fifty duck sized horses - This is because it would seem easier to tackle them one by one as they probably wouldnt be about to do too much damage to you. One ****ing massive big duck could probably **** you up pretty bad.
live in space or have a monkey growing on your back?
Monkey growing on my back - As far as we know of space, there wouldn't be much to do and it'd be pretty lonely. With the advancements of science anyway you could probably get your monkey removed.
go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked?
Everyone turn up naked - This way I wouldn't lose my job, but I could tell whoever I didn't like that they're trespassing and they're not allowed in. Sandra and Carly are more than welcome however.
have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon?
Now, I struggle with this one. I'm not sure in the long run which is going to be more suitable. Can I opt for one each?
Jayneflakes
01-10-10, 09:35 AM
Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses? Fifty duck sized horses for me, they might be cute and I could save some and give them to the Horse owners here.
live in space or have a monkey growing on your back? I have always wanted to go to Space and see what it is like.
go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked? They could come to me, given that I mainly work with women, it would not present any issues, we could turn it into a pampering party and hire a beautician.
have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon? I like cheese, but am not too fond of bacon.
its in the name of science
Now go and take your medication and get back in your box!
Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses?
50 duck sized horses. You could play football with them then. A big duck has a big mouth!
live in space or have a monkey growing on your back?
Live in space!!!!!! Im still waiting for NASA's offer.
go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked?
Errrr, if they turn up at my house, can I close the door on the ugly ones and jsut let the semi fit ones in?
have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon?
Leg's made of cheese. The arms are more easily in reach to eat. nom..
Medic. MEDIC!
He's off his meds again.
And get that lunatic off the grass!
ThEGr33k
01-10-10, 09:41 AM
Fifty Duck sized horses - One big horse sized duck would kick my ****...
Live in space - You dont mention if its alone or in what situation... in quite a few instances this would be epic.
Turn up at my house naked - As said above, turn away men and mingers. Sorted.
Legs made of cheese - You can do more with your arms than you can legs.
This is a little odd though tbh!
Paul the 6th
01-10-10, 09:43 AM
what the hell is this from Gav? Russell Howard or something? I've heard before but cannot remember for the life in me where from!
One big horse sized duck would be easier to deal with than 50 individuals, plus once you've gotten the fight out of the way you could make friends with it and fly around the world together
yorkie_chris
01-10-10, 09:51 AM
Fifty Duck sized horses - One big horse sized duck would kick my ****...
Nick with the size you are a duck sized horse would kick your ****! :lol:
phi-dan
01-10-10, 10:02 AM
Be attacked by one horse sized duck, with a ton of pancakes and a gallon or so of plum sauce on standby
live in space, not a fan of monkeys
have everyone from my work turn up at my house naked, then I get them all sacked for harrassment and maybe I'll be able to get some done in this place
have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon? hmmmm cheesy bacon limbs
edit: and I'll have a side-order of whatever Gav is taking right now
Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses?
live in space or have a monkey growing on your back?
go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked?
have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon?
its in the name of scienceAnswers in red
Wideboy
01-10-10, 10:30 AM
Hmmm interesting.... very interesting
robh539
01-10-10, 10:47 AM
Fifty Duck sized horses - anoying but not really painful. + 50 free meals
Live in space - endless peace :)
Turn up at my house naked - quite funny and sick at the same time. Ill get the video camera ready.
Legs made of cheese - otherwise i would grill my arms for buttys
Wideboy
01-10-10, 11:26 AM
Plz, can we keep this thread on topic!!
tssk
kaivalagi
01-10-10, 11:41 AM
Fifty Duck sized horses - Ducks aren't nice to begin with and one the size of a horse would have a rampage!
Monkey on back - You can't ride a motorbike in space...at least not yet
Turn up at my house naked - The alternative just isn't do-able, the job money means too much
Legs made of cheese - Tricky one, I would rather have no legs then no arms though no matter how much I love Bacon...but as reeder said can we lose one of each? Keep the right arm and left leg? Again, thinking about being able to ride a bike...
I suppose there's some psych evaluation of us coming soon? :lol:
Wideboy
01-10-10, 02:17 PM
Yep, i have concluded in this experiment that you are all infact nuts!
thank you for partaking in todays experiment
kaivalagi
01-10-10, 03:47 PM
Yep, i have concluded in this experiment that you are all infact nuts!
Nuts because we entertained your questions? :lol:
What would you have chosen?????
kaivalagi
01-10-10, 03:52 PM
*your
:P
or (lower case p in case you don't like that)
:p
edit: I didn't do well with english at school...you'll see mistakes galore...
:P
or (lower case p in case you don't like that)
:p
edit: I didn't do well with english at school...you'll see mistakes galore...
I was just being annoying as usual :D
kaivalagi
01-10-10, 04:03 PM
I was just being annoying as usual :D
I didn't take it any other way :)
I want to see Wideboy's answers!
Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses?
Fifty horses, much better chance of punting them all.
live in space or have a monkey growing on your back?
Monkey on my back, good ice breaker.
go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked?
work naked
have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon?
tough one, probably arms of bacon, wouldnt want someone to melt my legs.
Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses?
Horse sized duck. I'll hire a chainsaw.
live in space or have a monkey growing on your back?
Live in space.
go to work naked or have everyone from your work turn up at your house naked?
Turn up at my house naked. Work with some fitties.
have legs made of cheese or arms made of bacon?
Arms made of bacon of course...we're basically made of bacon anyways!
Be attacked by one horse sized duck or fifty duck sized horses?
Horse sized duck. I'll hire a chainsaw.
imagine the amount of crispy aromatic duck you could have, that would be worth it for that alone.
imagine the amount of crispy aromatic duck you could have, that would be worth it for that alone.
Damn you...now I'm tempted to get a chinky take-away tonight! :p
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