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davepreston
04-10-10, 11:05 PM
well as you know its soon my birthday and i got to thinking
what will my midlife crisis actually be, and tbh i was stumped, because ive already

bought motorbike
owned sports car
married younger model
jumped from planes
been round the world

so any and all suggestions welcomed

enjoy and have fun
_Stretchie_
04-10-10, 11:11 PM
Get yourself some younger mates and go out clubbing with them and find yourself giving up after the first week cos you "can't stand that bloody thump thump music they listen too"
metalmonkey
04-10-10, 11:24 PM
Get yourself some younger mates and go out clubbing with them and find yourself giving up after the first week cos you "can't stand that bloody thump thump music they listen too"

Well I went clubbing this w/end with some mates...I liked it most of the music 140bpm stuff I didn't like.

Read this for your full mid life breakdown, tbh lyca would work;)

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/mid%11life-crisis-reduced-to-the-purchase-of-cycling-equipment-201009303131/
Sid Squid
04-10-10, 11:28 PM
Come out?
Specialone
04-10-10, 11:41 PM
Give up drinking, become a buddhist :)
timwilky
05-10-10, 06:12 AM
Get a proper job you idle button pusher. You put in your claim for RSI of the nose picking pinky yet?
Amplimator
05-10-10, 07:02 AM
you could try your hand at not crashing or failing that a sex change (or reverse the previous one) :p
Biker Biggles
05-10-10, 09:14 AM
Come out?

Then do the Harley and buttless leather chaps thing?
collis
05-10-10, 10:05 AM
tatoo covering your entire back?
Littlepeahead
05-10-10, 11:09 AM
Get an intimate piercing or a BSC wax
Snog a 23 year old
Start wearing leather trousers that aren't designed for biking
Join the MCC waiting list and in 19 years just as you retire they'll let you into Lord's
Go to the beach in a mankini - sure someone on here can lend you one
husky03
05-10-10, 12:05 PM
get your bell-end and nipples pierced
Speedy Claire
05-10-10, 12:14 PM
You could do a bikesafe course? :p
Raf
05-10-10, 12:19 PM
Come out?

:winner: :lol:
Dicky Ticker
05-10-10, 12:20 PM
Crisis--what crisis? You have ten years to think about it as the new MLC is now 50 due to the retirement age going up:D. Question being Will you make it?
AndyBrad
05-10-10, 12:25 PM
Festivals dave, festivals :)
Owenski
05-10-10, 12:25 PM
helicopter/flying lessons
the new replacement for sports car/motorbike midlife must have accesory.
RichT
05-10-10, 12:35 PM
IAM Membership (http://www.prestoniam.org.uk/)



JK
Littlepeahead
05-10-10, 01:38 PM
Crisis--what crisis? You have ten years to think about it as the new MLC is now 50 due to the retirement age going up:D. Question being Will you make it?

What do you mean it's gone up to 50?!

I'm 3 months from 40 and are you saying that I didn't need to get that intimate piercing and snog a 23 year for another decade???
benji106
05-10-10, 01:53 PM
Speedboat
BBadger
05-10-10, 02:08 PM
Make one of these!!! Might have abit more kick an a few things.
http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/_SCOOTE3PScopy.jpg
benji106
05-10-10, 02:21 PM
Im a bit young to have experienced this first hand but I think my Dad has been going through this so can give you a few ideas,
Motorbike and sports car you have already done, I have already suggested the speedboat but I think there wer some microlight lessons before that, oh yes and the ppl after that, then there were the RC helicopters, these were revisited a few times, then the quicker sports car (that went round a lampost quite quickly) the jet ski came next I think, paragliding followed, new Busa is the latest toy. Honestly he is a big kid my old man but at least theres loads of fun toys when I visit!
timwilky
05-10-10, 02:30 PM
Get yourself up off the top of Parlick with an oversized kite strapped to your ass
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XUn_8AiD9to/TCZuuRNoQ7I/AAAAAAAAALo/jgX1Y8PtYI4/s320/Paraglider+and+Fairsnape.JPG
Amplimator
05-10-10, 03:29 PM
get your bell-end and nipples pierced

Christ wondered where i went wrong, i did that when i was 18 :rolleyes:
dizzyblonde
05-10-10, 03:37 PM
Midlife crisis????


Bloddy hell if midlife comes at your age, is old age crisis for everyone else.

BTW I know someone preeeeetttty close who is 40 soon....thats time for a midlife crisis!
xXBADGERXx
05-10-10, 05:44 PM
Have a kid
andrewsmith
05-10-10, 06:41 PM
get your bell-end and nipples pierced

ouch!!! and did that 18. Next!!

why not get it all done twice

failing that

http://forum.globaltimes.cn/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=9056&d=1256797862
BoltonSte
05-10-10, 06:57 PM
Night out in Preston with some mates?

Just a thought
Jayneflakes
05-10-10, 07:10 PM
=;

Hope this (http://www.wikihow.com/Come-Out-As-Gay-or-Lesbian) helps.

:D
Richie
05-10-10, 07:21 PM
Kite Surfing :smt047
kwak zzr
05-10-10, 07:47 PM
well as you know its soon my birthday and i got to thinking
what will my midlife crisis actually be, and tbh i was stumped, because ive already

bought motorbike
owned sports car
married younger model
jumped from planes
been round the world

so any and all suggestions welcomed

enjoy and have fun

i did the sporty car number, got the bike now going to try the single life :) i think all that qualifies as my mid life crisis :)
Specialone
05-10-10, 07:53 PM
Midlife crisis????


Bloddy hell if midlife comes at your age, is old age crisis for everyone else.

BTW I know someone preeeeetttty close who is 40 soon....thats time for a midlife crisis!
Him as well ;), me the end of the month :(, everybody thinks im having a MLC as i have 2 bikes etc.
Paul the 6th
05-10-10, 08:09 PM
time for a crack pipe?

http://securitybuddha.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/007.jpg
dizzyblonde
05-10-10, 08:17 PM
Him as well ;), me the end of the month :(, everybody thinks im having a MLC as i have 2 bikes etc.

yssss him as well;)

Well if you're having a midlife crisis because you have two bikes, well that means I had one at 30! I must be in the stages of meltdown now I'm a little older:shock:!
dizzyblonde
05-10-10, 08:19 PM
Kite Surfing :smt047
http://forums.sv650.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=8024&d=1286306439 (http://forums.sv650.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=8024&d=1286306439)


Kite surfing??
They do this up on the moor above my house in the summer, on the football pitches. Looks brill, Bob the dog don't think so though, makes him bark a lot:rolleyes: Hes frightened of the big scary parchutey things
Bibio
05-10-10, 08:26 PM
you could always do what a uni collogues uncle done when he had a MLC/breakdown.

stand in middle of field giving a goat some love and tender frolicking while being watched by a train full of commuters. ooohhh and you have to wear a suit.
appollo1
05-10-10, 08:28 PM
BTW I know someone preeeeetttty close who is 40 soon....thats time for a midlife crisis!


Less of the cheek young lady!! Nowt wrong with being 40.
Paul the 6th
05-10-10, 08:47 PM
you could always do what a uni collogues uncle done when he had a MLC/breakdown.

stand in middle of field giving a goat some love and tender frolicking while being watched by a train full of commuters. ooohhh and you have to wear a suit.


I heard that was meant to be a chef from hull & that the formal charge was "harassing a beast"? Always thought it was an urban myth?
Specialone
05-10-10, 08:52 PM
yssss him as well;)

Well if you're having a midlife crisis because you have two bikes, well that means I had one at 30! I must be in the stages of meltdown now I'm a little older:shock:!

MLC only really affect men so you're ok lol
Were a strange bunch hence why we need a crisis ;)
Bibio
05-10-10, 08:55 PM
nope no urban myth. we were all having a larf about it when he let it slip it was his uncle. poor bloke he got teased for weeks.