The Random Questions Thread [Archive] - SV650.org

tactcom7

13-10-10, 09:00 AM

After being inspired by/stealing the idea from Paul the 6th, here is a random questions thread.

I'll start off....

Do spiders poo?

dirtydog

13-10-10, 09:56 AM

Do spiders poo?

Yes they do.

tactcom7

13-10-10, 10:32 AM

I am not convinced.

Reeder

13-10-10, 10:41 AM

http://en-gb.facebook.com/pages/Do-Spiders-Poo/104209986279702

speedplay

13-10-10, 10:44 AM

If spiders didnt poo, they would burst.

collis

13-10-10, 10:57 AM

Does a fly actually see the Visor/Windscreen (delete as appropiate) before they fly into it?

tom-k6

13-10-10, 10:59 AM

what is the scale speed of a house-fly, cos they must be bloody quick

dirtydog

13-10-10, 11:07 AM

what is the scale speed of a house-fly, cos they must be bloody quick

A housefly can fly at about 5mph

tactcom7

13-10-10, 11:12 AM

But does the spider pop make up the web material?

Reeder I am not on the facebook so I can't see that :(

Reeder

13-10-10, 11:14 AM

It's a group asking the exact same question. Retarded minds think alike ;)

Could you live by only eating bacon and drinking water?

dirtydog

13-10-10, 11:19 AM

But does the spider pop make up the web material?

No the web isn't made from poop

tactcom7

13-10-10, 11:30 AM

It's a group asking the exact same question. Retarded minds think alike ;)

Could you live by only eating bacon and drinking water?

Oooooh I'll scratch your eyes out!

tactcom7

15-10-10, 06:45 AM

If yawning is to increase oxygen to the brain so you stay awake longer why when I'm laying in bed trying to sleep do I still yawn?

Quedos

15-10-10, 08:29 AM

why?

Owenski

15-10-10, 08:35 AM

If yawning is to increase oxygen to the brain so you stay awake longer why when I'm laying in bed trying to sleep do I still yawn?

cos you're a sadist. :-P

Reeder, you could live on bacon and water but I dont think you'd last very long.

tactcom7

15-10-10, 08:48 AM

why?

Because i want to know?

cos you're a sadist. :-P .

Most probably :)

Reeder

15-10-10, 09:12 AM

Reeder, you could live on bacon and water but I dont think you'd last very long.

So is that reallllllly living on it if you're going to die from doing it?

Owenski

15-10-10, 09:40 AM

Thats the big question isnt it!
Are any of us reallllllllly living when essentially all we're going towards is our demise.

tactcom7

15-10-10, 09:47 AM

So is that reallllllly living on it if you're going to die from doing it?

Please, try it and let us know how you get on...

speedplay

15-10-10, 09:47 AM

Why dont you see white dog crap anymore?

Reeder

15-10-10, 10:00 AM

Because people tend to pick up their dog poo now-a-days. have a look in a poo bin and no doubt there will still be some there...

tactcom7

15-10-10, 10:05 AM

Why dont you see white dog crap anymore?

Global warming, foreigners, asylum seekers. Or some other Daily Mail type reason...

Owenski

15-10-10, 10:05 AM

Global warming, foreigners, asylum seekers. Or some other Daily Mail type reason...

yup, its cos u leave your tv on standby.

Reeder

15-10-10, 10:12 AM

I can see how standby can relate to white poo however...

Owenski

15-10-10, 10:15 AM

If standby can light all the homes in birmingham then it must also have something to do with white dog poo. it must I tells ya.

Question:
What to rocket scientists say when they come across something complicated at work, they can hardly say "its not rocket science"

tactcom7

15-10-10, 10:19 AM

Owenski

15-10-10, 10:25 AM

is that harder than rocket science?

Reeder

15-10-10, 10:28 AM

Define harder...

Owenski

15-10-10, 10:36 AM

feel your willy, then look at a picture of a naked man and feel it again. Notice how the 2nd time it was harder?

Reeder

15-10-10, 10:38 AM

My god, yes!
I never knew what that feeling was until now!

speedplay

15-10-10, 10:39 AM

feel your willy, then look at a picture of a naked man and feel it again. Notice how the 2nd time it was harder?

LMAO.

You've met reeder havent you?:rolleyes:

Reeder

15-10-10, 10:42 AM

*sigh*
I DID NOT come across as gay at the EAR Rob. So don't even imply that!:mrgreen:
Just cos I happen to write a few things on here, doesn't mean I actually love the ****.

tactcom7

15-10-10, 10:44 AM

Replace 'love' with 'worship'...

15-10-10, 10:47 AM

Perception is reality, no?:D

speedplay

15-10-10, 10:48 AM

*sigh*
I DID come across as gay at the EAR Rob.

'Nuff said mate.:rolleyes:

Reeder

15-10-10, 10:48 AM

Ffs. every thread i write in ends up turning into 'Reeder's ghey'.
It's not gay if you dont kiss them!

Owenski

15-10-10, 10:50 AM

*sigh*
I came across a bunch of gays at the EAR Rob. So don't even deny that!:mrgreen:
In addition I happen to write a few things on here, to express I entierly love the willy .

Corrected for ya,

FTR Nope, never met him I didnt attend AR I was bury getting married... To a female.

tactcom7

15-10-10, 10:53 AM

The very fact you spell it 'ghey' just proves it.

Reeder

15-10-10, 10:53 AM

You're all horrible old men.

speedplay

15-10-10, 10:54 AM

I love all old men.
.

hindle8907

15-10-10, 10:54 AM

The very fact you spell it 'ghey' just proves it.

+1 reeder is gay.

speedplay

15-10-10, 10:55 AM

+1 reeder is gay.

FTW

Owenski

15-10-10, 10:55 AM

.

Thats what I read too, he should stop going back an editing his posts. It suggests our quotes are somehow misleading.

Reeder

15-10-10, 10:58 AM

I think we'll have to have a few words at the next rideout robert ;)

Owenski

15-10-10, 10:59 AM

I think we'll have to have a 2nd session at the next rideout robert ;)

this could go on all day...

speedplay

15-10-10, 11:07 AM

Rob, I really love you. I love your taste in white boots and envy your throbbing machine. Please turn ghey and run away with me.:smt054:smt054

:rolleyes:

Owenski

15-10-10, 12:41 PM

We'll take your silence as an addmission.

Reeder

15-10-10, 12:51 PM

Of my gay?

speedplay

15-10-10, 12:56 PM

Oh im gay!
.

Reeder

15-10-10, 12:57 PM

I'm gay. I love men. I wish I had a boyfriend.

speedplay

15-10-10, 12:58 PM

I'm gay. I love men. I wish I had a boyfriend.

:eek:

Reeder

15-10-10, 01:00 PM

Nice sig btw darling

speedplay

15-10-10, 01:02 PM

Nice sig btw darling

Ty:)

was too good to waste!

Have you clicked on the nutter statement?

Reeder

15-10-10, 01:02 PM

*clicks*

Reeder

15-10-10, 01:03 PM

Web page cannot be found

speedplay

15-10-10, 01:03 PM

bugger

Reeder

15-10-10, 01:06 PM

Try again dear

speedplay

15-10-10, 01:06 PM

says its working here.

Reeder

15-10-10, 01:13 PM

URGH!
Annoying!

Geodude

15-10-10, 01:17 PM

Clicked sig speedplay cos i is nosey and my anti virus blocked it saying it was a dangerous/harmful site hmm

Reeder

15-10-10, 01:18 PM

It's him dancing about naked. You don't wanna see it.

minimorecambe

15-10-10, 01:20 PM

Why does the heat make us sleepy during the day but keeps us awake at night?

Geodude

15-10-10, 01:21 PM

@ reeders comment :smt103

speedplay

15-10-10, 01:23 PM

It's him dancing about naked. I beat myself raw watching it.

perve.

hindle8907

15-10-10, 01:23 PM

why do Fridays drag ..........................ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz?

Owenski

15-10-10, 01:29 PM

why do Fridays drag ..........................ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzz?

You're thinking about reeder again, he does drag too.

ps, nice sig reeder, addmission is the first step to recovery.

Reeder

15-10-10, 01:30 PM

I'll do anything for the right price.

Owenski

15-10-10, 01:31 PM

I'll do anything for the right price.

Yeah its just your price is a damn site lower than most other peoples.

speedplay

15-10-10, 01:32 PM

I'll do anyone for the right price.

Too much info mate:(

Reeder

15-10-10, 01:34 PM

Yeah its just your price is a damn site lower than most other peoples.

Gotta get the business. It's a competative market.
Plus tbh, the price reflects the goods.

Owenski

15-10-10, 01:36 PM

Side note: Your avatar pic reminds me of Family Guys Quagmire, it looks like you've just been caught getting giggidy giggidy in a club toilet, there is a girl in shot so Im assuming due to your sexuality that it was a communal bathroom.

speedplay

15-10-10, 01:39 PM

Its not a smile, its a grimace.
Shes just kneed him in the balls for being a toilet watcher and is walking away.

Reeder

15-10-10, 01:40 PM

Time to change my avatar...

speedplay

15-10-10, 01:42 PM

Time to change my avatar...

Avatar saved for future abuse....

Although, I did notice someone else on here had already done it.

Reeder

15-10-10, 01:44 PM

And to be honest there's a million times worse pictures on my facebook :D

minimorecambe

15-10-10, 01:47 PM

As there is on everyones!

That avatar is just wierd if slightly amusing

Owenski

15-10-10, 01:49 PM

All I can see now is a substitute for a ****, ironically thats exsactly what its done.

Reeder

15-10-10, 01:51 PM

You're a horrible person Owen.

tactcom7

15-10-10, 02:06 PM

This thread is going to make me go into the back of someone. ( I'm in my car reeder before you start picturing me bumming someone)

Reeder

15-10-10, 02:07 PM

You better not be using your phone and driving!

Dave20046

15-10-10, 02:09 PM

Reeder

15-10-10, 02:10 PM

speedplay

15-10-10, 02:10 PM

This thread is going to make me go into the back of someone.

You got his hopes up then!

Owenski

15-10-10, 02:14 PM

You got his hopes up then!

Amoungst other things

tactcom7

15-10-10, 02:14 PM

You got his hopes up then!

Amongst other things no doubt, the big poof.

tactcom7

15-10-10, 02:15 PM

Amoungst other things

You beat me too it, it's hard driving and typing

Owenski

15-10-10, 02:17 PM

yeah, but despite me only driving a desk ATM u managed to spell it correctly.

davepreston

15-10-10, 02:18 PM

why have the irish the best accent in the world (according to women)

speedplay

15-10-10, 02:18 PM

why have the irish the best accent in the world (according to women)

Beacuse women are dumb and tone deaf.

;)

tactcom7

15-10-10, 02:19 PM

Don't put yourself down, desks can be tricky to handle.

Owenski

15-10-10, 02:20 PM

why are people who knowingly own a toilet seat that doesn't stay up of its own accord allowed to exist?

one of the most annoying ****ing things on this planet!
... on second thoughts maybe they just like mopping up p1ss...

+1 Drives me bloody mental!

I'll just pop u up there, look down whip it out, start to **** then "*****" let go of the manhood while still pi55ing like a garden water feature try to catch/juggle manhood and toilet seat. Compose and contiune whilst checking shoes/pants for splash back. Finsh and leave toilet with only satisfaction been the knowlage you dont have to clean up the mess.

davepreston

15-10-10, 02:20 PM

Don't put yourself down, desks can be tricky to handle.
says the man who used to fly one

R.E.M.F
;)

Owenski

15-10-10, 02:22 PM

Beacuse women are dumb and tone deaf.

;)

Quality, its true - woman have no sense of sound. See Lee Evans on you tube is argument is very convincing.

Don't put yourself down, desks can be tricky to handle.
This one is, its got round edges and everything, plus the dangerous sticky out bit that tears the skin off my leg. Some say that its purpose was to house a keyboard tray but I know better. Its simple a vicous bit of metal designed to maime.

tactcom7

15-10-10, 02:48 PM

says the man who used to fly one

R.E.M.F
;)

Don't make me come after you with a big adjustable!

davepreston

15-10-10, 03:02 PM

http://unidataservices.com/images/spanner.png
wind yer neck in lol

tactcom7

15-10-10, 03:09 PM

http://unidataservices.com/images/spanner.png
wind yer neck in lol

Haha you couldn't find a big enough spanner for that!

Dave20046

15-10-10, 09:10 PM

Why when you google "davina" does "davina Mccall feet" get suggested?
There's some odd people on the internet...