how to get away with murder [Archive] - SV650.org

davepreston

22-10-10, 04:34 PM

after a discussion with a friend on " the perfect crime" , i though id throw it out to you lot ,we agreed that perfect isnt viable but you could certainly stack the odds in your favour

for example
i have knowledge of explosives and evidance collection in relation to them
survailance and counter survailance with info on terrorist tactics and methods

so id say i blow someone up in public and try to make it look like terrorism (shame about the other 20 people lol) to me this would be my most likely course to "get away with it" with my skill set and knowledge

SO CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS of the org, how would you do it

Reeder

22-10-10, 04:44 PM

I'd mind **** them into killing themselves.

22-10-10, 04:46 PM

I'd put ground glass in their coffee.

Milky Bar Kid

22-10-10, 04:48 PM

I like this thread!!! Firstly , I wouldnt involve anyone else, loose lips sink ships and all that.....and the rest I am going to ponder about

speedplay

22-10-10, 04:48 PM

I'd leave them in a room with reeder till they bleed to death from their ears and ass....

dizzyblonde

22-10-10, 04:51 PM

I'd go have a natter with a man about a dog.
Then the dog would do it, and I wouldn't have done anything!

Bibio

22-10-10, 04:56 PM

grind them up and feed them to the pigs.

anna

22-10-10, 04:58 PM

I'd go have a natter with a man about a dog.
Then the dog would do it, and I wouldn't have done anything!

dags you say... ****ing hate pikies

wyrdness

22-10-10, 05:01 PM

DarrenSV650S

22-10-10, 05:03 PM

Sniper rifle. Easy

minimorecambe

22-10-10, 05:03 PM

grind them up and feed them to the pigs.

+1 :mrgreen:

"You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". "

xXBADGERXx

22-10-10, 05:05 PM

Large Hessian Sack , average sized boat , out to sea . Weight down Hessian Sack and contents . Make sure sack has holes in it for the sea life to get in and out of . Look left and right , splosh , pretend your fishing ...... come home . Sweat and Panic for the rest of your life whenever anybody knocks on your door a bit loudly .

dizzyblonde

22-10-10, 05:05 PM

+1 :mrgreen:

"You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". "

Note to self * never cross a woman who knows this information enough to post it*

xXBADGERXx

22-10-10, 05:06 PM

Read "Hannibal" , all that info was direct from that book

dizzyblonde

22-10-10, 05:08 PM

Read "Hannibal" , all that info was direct from that book

I know that, but she did quote it, and thats scary enough for me!

minimorecambe

22-10-10, 05:08 PM

Its actually a quote from Snatch :)

minimorecambe

22-10-10, 05:09 PM

I know that, but she did quote it, and thats scary enough for me!

I wouldnt feed you to the pigs :smt083

Reeder

22-10-10, 05:09 PM

Its actually a quote from Snatch :)

From brick top. Best film ever.

xXBADGERXx

22-10-10, 05:09 PM

Roughly the same speech in "Hannibal" give or take a few words

dizzyblonde

22-10-10, 05:11 PM

I wouldnt feed you to the pigs :smt083

Not enough to chew on anyway, well not much...could use me as a cake flavoured toothpick I suppose!

arenalife

22-10-10, 05:12 PM

I've always thought the perfect murder would be one where the body was lost or destroyed cos no body means no conviction (so I thought). However, there was that double conviction last year where two guys went down for murder with the body lost at sea, they were convicted from witnesses who said they'd been bragging about it.

Reeder

22-10-10, 05:14 PM

Another idea... become the prime minister or president of a country and then claim you're starting a war because of WMD ;)

xXBADGERXx

22-10-10, 05:16 PM

Another way of destroying "Evidence" would be to break down the fatty content of the body in a bath with a high concentration of Dishwasher tablets and some heat . That way you can flush things like skin and body fat down the sewerage system without blocking it up . Then break down the bones in drums of Hydrochloric Acid . A grisly procedure that takes time , a good cellar and no neighbours with a sense of smell . You would never "get away with it" because a Normal person would be overcome with anxiety etc from the crime itself , and if you enjoyed it then .... you started a career as a serial killer and are probably on first name terms with most of the contents of your deep freezer .

yorkie_chris

22-10-10, 06:16 PM

Depends on what the motive is... if you've got a big inheritance coming or some other large financial motive then I don't think you could get away with it... cui bono and other poirot-isms.

If not, then I still don't think anyone could escape detailed investigations into them as a suspect.

But, with no motive, why go to the trouble?

My first instinct would be sniper rifle, quick, clean, you can be hundreds of meters away from the crime. However the difficulties in acquiring a suitable weapon for the job are huge, you'd have to steal, probably, a sporting rifle or something and enough rounds to practice, and having a motive, you've a vast amount of forensic evidence and probably, a background in shooting to have a cats chance in hell of making the kill. Which looks dodgy as hell. So that one's out.

The best bet, especially if the person is not the sort to be missed for a while... kidnap by any means with minimum of witnesses, kill by any convenient means. Dissect the corpse and feed it to the fishies.

I actually like the terrorist bomb idea... it's a pretty big leap for the police to make that the target would be specific, and the motive personal, rather than idealogical. Elegant. However it does guarantee facing the most skilled, rigorous and well funded forensic and investigative forces available.

The "perfect" crime is one done in plain sight, the way I see it happening is you, with witnesses, are "attacked" by the target, and in legitimately defending yourself, they unfortunately receive a broken neck. But, can you wind them up to the point of them going for you?

P.S
10/10 for interesting thread :)

xXBADGERXx

22-10-10, 06:27 PM

Send them on a back packing holiday in the Australian outback wearing a Union Jack T-Shirt .... some crazy guy in a VW camper van will murder them for you , or they get bitten by something ...... or run out of water and die a horribly raspy and dry death ..... or Dingos will get them . Alternatively , to save money , just keep putting Britain`s got the Biggest X-Idol Celebrity House in the Jungle on and leave Razor Blades laying about all over the shop , I give them 2 weeks before they move to Bridgend and top themselves .

simesb

22-10-10, 06:30 PM

I think luck has as much to do with it as planning. Murder which doesn't look like murder is solution...

Dicky Ticker

22-10-10, 06:59 PM

The way Robert Maxwell disappeared appeals-----plus you get a nice cruise,so,two for the price of one

CheGuevara

22-10-10, 07:01 PM

I don't think it would be all that difficult to do (get away with it I mean - not the killing). Select someone random that you do not know and could not be linked to, and do it in a location reasonably remote enough that you're out of view, but not so remote that you would stand out arriving at or departing from the scene. Incapacitate them with something like a blackjack, and finish them off with a cheap sharp knife at the throat.

You have of course worn latex gloves, so remove those and your clothes (shoes included) and deposit them along with the weapons into a plastic bag. Depart the scene and as soon as possible place everthing into a metal bin with a liberal dousing of some flamable liquid and ignite. Empty and clean the bin, then take the ashes and bits as far out to see as you can (certainly somewhere deeper than divers would ever go) and dispose of them.

Resolve to never commit the crime again so that there will never be a pattern to follow.

Lozzo

22-10-10, 07:02 PM

I'm not going to answer this question, because it would cease to be the perfect murder as soon as any details were revealed prior to the act being committed.

The Basket

22-10-10, 07:06 PM

You commit the perfect crime.

And get away with it.

That would suck. Its like Mozart writing a symphony and then never getting to hear it. Talent and skill must always be appreciated.

xXBADGERXx

22-10-10, 07:12 PM

You commit the perfect crime.

And get away with it.

That would suck. Its like Mozart writing a symphony and then never getting to hear it. Talent and skill must always be appreciated.

Tell me this Basket .............. what`s in your freezer right now :smt040

Owenski

22-10-10, 07:26 PM

I'd leave them in a room with reeder till they bleed to death from their ears and ass....

Lol beat me to it.

I'd secretly sabotage thier motorbike at a large annual gathering...

Owenski

22-10-10, 07:33 PM

I think luck has as much to do with it as planning. Murder which doesn't look like murder is solution...

Bingo,
Strangle someone with a rope, then hang them in a door way with their pants down making it look like a panic wank gone wrong.

xXBADGERXx

22-10-10, 07:43 PM

Bingo,
Strangle someone with a rope, then hang them in a door way

There would be different "Crush" characteristics on the wind pipe and Abrasions would be different from the struggling as well .

toby_smith

22-10-10, 08:12 PM

I'd kill them and hide then in a corner of yorkie chris's garage. They'd never be found in there

andrewsmith

22-10-10, 08:16 PM

I'd kill them and hide then in a corner of yorkie chris's garage. They'd never be found in there

:smt104 to this thread

but I'd nominate another orgers garage atm

Bri w

22-10-10, 08:29 PM

I'm sorry but I refuse to tell you how I did it......

Both times

The Basket

22-10-10, 08:50 PM

Tell me this Basket .............. what`s in your freezer right now :smt040

With these police budget cuts....

xXBADGERXx

22-10-10, 09:10 PM

Budget Cuts .......... LOL , sounds like a "Value Chop"

tactcom7

22-10-10, 09:22 PM

I'd **** them into killing themselves.

Hmmm

Mrs_giggles

22-10-10, 11:06 PM

im a patient person and i think that inflicting torture onto them such as just being me(dave can verify this) is the best way to go therefore making them kill themselves or be so distracted that they have an "accident", so marrying them is the best way to murder, and you get the best of both worlds mission accomplished and all thir money at the end of it and its all legal

xXBADGERXx

22-10-10, 11:09 PM

Now it all makes sense ;)

The Basket

23-10-10, 04:17 AM

You have to be caught...AND convicted.

If a woman was murdered then you can bet dollar to do-nuts that it was the husband/partner/lover/boyfriend/milkman.

So keep that in mind during your planning phase.

keith_d

23-10-10, 08:08 AM

No Comment!

dizzyblonde

23-10-10, 10:24 AM

No such thing as the perfect murder....Columbo will always come and find out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBeYp_x7x8s

23-10-10, 10:38 AM

Im not even going to post for fear of people thinking I've thought about it way to much!

Specialone

23-10-10, 11:22 AM

A philipino woman who used to work at the same hospital as the wife almost got away with the perfect murder, she killed her husband by injecting something (think adrenaline overdose) between his toes, substance didnt show up in his post mortem, body buried.
Family very suspicious, body exhumed after 6 months, found needle hole, wife sent to prison.

Moral to that story, cremation, burned evidence = no evidence = freedom.

malks

23-10-10, 11:33 AM

from a great episode of columbo- use ice as a weapon, either a block to smash them over the head or in a sharp stabbing object.

however don't do it next to a swimming pool, as columbo realised the water beside the body was not chlorinated there for someone had used ice! the mans a genius!

gruntygiggles

23-10-10, 12:03 PM

Hmmm, if it was motive free and I was just trying to commit murder and get away with it, I think I'd probably make my plan in advance and wait for the perfect opportunity. Think of a place where there are no cameras, somewhere rural, somewhere that has a cliff down onto rocks/sea or a deep quarry somewhere like the ones in Caerwent. Then I'd look for places where there would be a surveilance camera that was always recording, like in a town centre.

When the opportunity arises to "give someone a lift" into town, I would do it. I would stop the car in view of the recording camera and let that person out of the car...arranging to give them a lift home later, but picking them up where I know there is no camera or other people to see the pick up. Then drive them to said cliff and say goodbye as I push them off.

If the police get any witnesses saying they saw her get into my car, great. Yes officer, he/she did, I gave him/her a lift to town, dropped her off outside Boots, parked my car and went shopping myself for a bit. Drove home.

If it's a murder with motive, I think I would have to go down the route of being the victim myself. I would plan it well in advance. For instance. I would turn up at coffe mornings/work/school with a new bruise every few weeks, then get a concerned friend to take me to the police to make a complaint against my abuser...then decide half way through the statement not to bother and leave. A month later, hurt myself, go to hospital, have it recorded medically and repeat this process for 6-12 months. Then one night, do a Little Mo and smack the person round the head with an iron or other such heavy implement and call the police in a state. Significant record of abuse = self defence = get away with it.

I've just thought about that far too much...off to draw a fluffy bunny rabbit now :-)

gruntygiggles

23-10-10, 12:03 PM

Ooops!

gruntygiggles

23-10-10, 12:03 PM

Ooops again!

23-10-10, 12:13 PM

Hey Dan, if I was you I'd move out;)

Specialone

23-10-10, 01:16 PM

GG , you've posted 3 times, does that mean 3 murders ;)

gruntygiggles

23-10-10, 01:54 PM

GG , you've posted 3 times, does that mean 3 murders ;)

Fixed....I may now have to dispose of this laptop....Hmmm:rolleyes:

Acid bath???:smt040

Milky Bar Kid

23-10-10, 05:27 PM

GG, you have thought that through faaaaaaaaaaaaar too well..!

xXBADGERXx

23-10-10, 05:29 PM

I reckon it`s all a Ruse to keep Dan on his toes , he is gonna be very jumpy near anything without a barrier from now on

gruntygiggles

24-10-10, 12:14 AM

Mwahahahahhahahahaha

thulfi

24-10-10, 02:47 AM

A month later, hurt myself, go to hospital, have it recorded medically and repeat this process for 6-12 months. Then one night, do a Little Mo and smack the person round the head with an iron or other such heavy implement and call the police in a state. Significant record of abuse = self defence = get away with it.

Too risky that plan. They wouldn't know it was self defense for sure, and even then, you could end up getting man slaughter or something.

Anyways, I reckon motiveless crimes are too easy to get away to be able to claim a perfect murder. If you kill a random hiker in the woods with a shotgun, where's the challenge in that? Nobodies gonna link you with the deceased. Just don't get spotted.

If you had to kill someone you knew however, making sure there is no trace of the body is crucial, as then it's a missing person's case for a while, and the murder can never be confirmed. Burn the body and you're good to go.

That DNA business is a pain though, so you never know.

gruntygiggles

24-10-10, 09:53 AM

Too risky that plan. They wouldn't know it was self defense for sure, and even then, you could end up getting man slaughter or something.

Anyways, I reckon motiveless crimes are too easy to get away to be able to claim a perfect murder. If you kill a random hiker in the woods with a shotgun, where's the challenge in that? Nobodies gonna link you with the deceased. Just don't get spotted.

If you had to kill someone you knew however, making sure there is no trace of the body is crucial, as then it's a missing person's case for a while, and the murder can never be confirmed. Burn the body and you're good to go.

That DNA business is a pain though, so you never know.

Yeah, you can't burn. With the abuse thing....that's why go to the police and hositals. Watched something a while back that was saying that in almost all cases where there was significant medical evidence, self defense was deemed "acceptable" but in the cases with just recent/short term or no medical evidence, manslaughter or murder charges were held up. Can't remember where I saw it so can't vouch for its accuracy, but if you rally want someone dead, seems a pretty good risk to take.

I wouldn't burn a body I don't think...too much of the body would be left.

With all the talk of pigs though.....and given that knowing that is true as iI used to breed them...had 72 at one time (my exes business)...I think that's an ok idea, but you have to get the body to the pigs without the police finding any DNA or evidence that you moved the body.

minimorecambe

24-10-10, 09:54 AM

With all the talk of pigs though.....and given that knowing that is true as iI used to breed them...had 72 at one time (my exes business)...I think that's an ok idea, but you have to get the body to the pigs without the police finding any DNA or evidence that you moved the body.

Kill them in the pig shed then :)

gruntygiggles

24-10-10, 10:13 AM

Kill them in the pig shed then :)

Still have to get them there so they'll still have left DNA in your car!

Now...if Scott Petersen had had a half decent brain to use, he could very well have got away with murdering his wife and unborn child. He was caught not through evidence, but through his own loose lips. If he'd kept schtum...he could have got away with it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Laci_Peterson

punyXpress

24-10-10, 10:41 AM

[QUOTE=gruntygiggles;2404407]Still have to get them there so they'll still have left DNA in your car!

Nearly there!
That bloke in a long grubby raincoat ( not me this time ) on a really hot day: sidle up to him in a feminine way & ask if he'd like to see your pussy. walk him to pigsty & do the deed. Job jobbed.

minimorecambe

24-10-10, 10:43 AM

I am thinking about this far too much now :-?

tom-k6

24-10-10, 12:48 PM

could just get a time machine, go in future, see where a car wreck would happen, travel back, and lure them to the place and time with a chocolate treat. when police ask, you say "yea, i was going to give them a chocolatey treat but then the 40tonne artic just plowed through the railings and squished him......such a shame *sniff + shaking of head*"

thulfi

24-10-10, 04:02 PM

Yeah, you can't burn. With the abuse thing....that's why go to the police and hositals. Watched something a while back that was saying that in almost all cases where there was significant medical evidence, self defense was deemed "acceptable" but in the cases with just recent/short term or no medical evidence, manslaughter or murder charges were held up. Can't remember where I saw it so can't vouch for its accuracy, but if you rally want someone dead, seems a pretty good risk to take.

I wouldn't burn a body I don't think...too much of the body would be left.

Surely that plan means you can only ever really use it to kill men. What about if you wanted to off another woman, or lets say a much weaker woman/man to yourself? The abuse charges wouldn't hold up, surely.

sorry meant cremate to the point of nothing but ashes, not burn.
+1 on the idea from snatch about feeding to pigs.

tactcom7

24-10-10, 04:06 PM

Take them skydiving, on the way up use some derren brown type mind trickery to convince them not to pull the chord.

gruntygiggles

24-10-10, 04:26 PM

Surely that plan means you can only ever really use it to kill men. What about if you wanted to off another woman, or lets say a much weaker woman/man to yourself? The abuse charges wouldn't hold up, surely.

sorry meant cremate to the point of nothing but ashes, not burn.
+1 on the idea from snatch about feeding to pigs.

If it was wanting to murder another woman, I'd organise a party at her house one night with a few girls around to plant my DNA at the scene, then the next night, I'd go and wait for the opportunity to do something like make a hair dryer fall into the bath while plugged in or make it look like an intruder attack!

Can I just say for the record...pigs are the lovliest animals. They are very intelligent, all have different, really funny personalities and are a joy to be around...not scary at all....;-)

xXBADGERXx

24-10-10, 04:41 PM

Can I just say for the record...pigs are the lovliest animals. They are very intelligent, all have different, really funny personalities and are a joy to be around...not scary at all....;-)

Should have seen the one I saw at Llandegla today , it was lovely and Brown , crispy , laying there in a flowery bap and smothered with Tomato Sauce and washed down with a hot cuppa . Lovely indeed :smt040

Milky Bar Kid

24-10-10, 05:45 PM

Surely that plan means you can only ever really use it to kill men. What about if you wanted to off another woman, or lets say a much weaker woman/man to yourself? The abuse charges wouldn't hold up, surely..

Not necessarily, I have seen massive men who have been beaten up by tiny women.....

With GG's plan, you would probably get charged with it, possibly remanded in custody til the trial but you MIGHT stand a pretty good chance of getting off with it, providing you did it properly!

thulfi

24-10-10, 06:01 PM

Not necessarily, I have seen massive men who have been beaten up by tiny women.....

as in actually beaten up? unless the guy was severely drunk, the woman caught him off guard, he refuses to defend himself or the woman is some martial arts guru, hows a 5"4'er gona do over a 6"3'er? Maybe once or twice, but over a year or so...?

well I'm no copper but if you come accross much of that I'll be a son of a gun.

MisterTommyH

24-10-10, 06:03 PM

Empty syringe, air into vein - usually heart attack inducing (I think).

Plans even better if used on a druggie or someone with a medical condition...As they'll have existing track marks.

Syringe straight into a sharps bin (but not the nearest).

Must remember to come up with another plan now I've told you all.

thulfi

24-10-10, 06:17 PM

Empty syringe, air into vein - usually heart attack inducing (I think).

You'd wanna go for the arteries. Pump into the vein and the air bubble will stop at the lungs and not do anything. You'd need to go for an artery, but then that'll have murder written all over it you're trying to cover that up with the whole syringe thing. Also air bubbles in syringers won't really be enough in general. You'd have to repeat it a few times and get a good amount of air in there.

Anyway, methods aren't the hard part in a murder, ie shotgun to the face. It's getting away with it that matters - lol at needle into sharps bin...infection control from stick injuries is very important:D

MisterTommyH

24-10-10, 06:23 PM

Lol, I was thinking not that they wouldn't be able to check ALL the sharps bins, and by the time they'd found out they'd have been destroyed.

Guess I'm not made to be a murderer then. Good job cos the guilty look on my face would give it away.

Bri w

24-10-10, 06:39 PM

*Jumps out from behind a door*

Boo!

thulfi

24-10-10, 06:47 PM

put anyone you want dead into a room, and lock them in there whilst playing some robbie williams on full blast. they will soon be dead, and this will give you a good 10 minutes to be long gone.

gruntygiggles

24-10-10, 06:51 PM

as in actually beaten up? unless the guy was severely drunk, the woman caught him off guard, he refuses to defend himself or the woman is some martial arts guru, hows a 5"4'er gona do over a 6"3'er? Maybe once or twice, but over a year or so...?

well I'm no copper but if you come accross much of that I'll be a son of a gun.

It happens a lot more than you'd ever imagine according to the organisations that offer support to the victims and they only know about the men that come forward. It's easy for a 5ft woman to beat up a 6ft4 giant if she is controlling and he's the kind of guy that would never hit a woman.

It's got f all to do with pysical strength, it's all about mental strength and any woman can hurt any man if she hits him with something heavy and hard!

Milky Bar Kid

24-10-10, 06:53 PM

as in actually beaten up? unless the guy was severely drunk, the woman caught him off guard, he refuses to defend himself or the woman is some martial arts guru, hows a 5"4'er gona do over a 6"3'er? Maybe once or twice, but over a year or so...?

well I'm no copper but if you come accross much of that I'll be a son of a gun.

It happens more frequently than you think.

It happens a lot more than you'd ever imagine according to the organisations that offer support to the victims and they only know about the men that come forward. It's easy for a 5ft woman to beat up a 6ft4 giant if she is controlling and he's the kind of guy that would never hit a woman.

It's got f all to do with pysical strength, it's all about mental strength and any woman can hurt any man if she hits him with something heavy and hard!

What she said!!!

Too much stereotyping about this kinda thing!! Anyway, thats a discussion for another day!

thulfi

24-10-10, 06:55 PM

It's easy for a 5ft woman to beat up a 6ft4 giant if she is controlling and he's the kind of guy that would never hit a woman.

It's got f all to do with pysical strength, it's all about mental strength and any woman can hurt any man if she hits him with something heavy and hard!

as in actually beaten up? unless the guy was severely drunk, the woman caught him off guard, he refuses to defend himself or the woman is some martial arts guru, hows a 5"4'er gona do over a 6"3'er? Maybe once or twice, but over a year or so...?.

not saying otherwise. I'm sure it does happen. Would just like to see how a jury would view it if he turned around and killed her through 'self defense' thats all.

gruntygiggles

24-10-10, 07:03 PM

not saying otherwise. I'm sure it does happen. Would just like to see how a jury would view it if he turned around and killed her through 'self defense' thats all.

Unfortunately for men, ego is a big thing. Men that abuse never ever think that the weak feeble excuse for a woman (in their minds) would ever fight back, so they easily drop their guard all the time.

A woman abuser though, as a profiler once explained on some documentary is a totally different creature. A woman knows that if a man fights back, it is game over, so a woman will very rarely leave herself open to that scenario and will always be thinking ahead.
Scary stuff.

I totally get what you're saying though, if a bloke ever did snap, the average jury would not necessarily be open minded enough to give the same consideration.

thulfi

24-10-10, 07:07 PM

Unfortunately for men, ego is a big thing. Men that abuse never ever think that the weak feeble excuse for a woman (in their minds) would ever fight back, so they easily drop their guard all the time.

A woman abuser though, as a profiler once explained on some documentary is a totally different creature. A woman knows that if a man fights back, it is game over, so a woman will very rarely leave herself open to that scenario and will always be thinking ahead.
Scary stuff.

ya agreed. psycho nut case women eh? lol.

punyXpress

24-10-10, 07:27 PM

ya agreed. psycho nut case women eh? lol.
What percentage of people are allergic to nuts again ?

gruntygiggles

24-10-10, 08:27 PM

Haha...there could possibly still be a conviction though if witnesses can prove that a suspect had knowledge of the allergy.

Viney

24-10-10, 08:35 PM

Whats to say that i havent done it already?

allantheboss

24-10-10, 10:20 PM

My sister has a license to kill in fencing. I'd convince them to spar with her for £1000, and badly equip them.

BanannaMan

25-10-10, 03:58 AM

Kill another prision inmate while serving a 'life without parole' sentence.

thulfi

25-10-10, 04:56 AM

Kill another prision inmate while serving a 'life without parole' sentence.

not got away with it the first time then eh?;-)

metalangel

25-10-10, 05:34 AM

1. Pick target
2. Commit perfect crime
3. ???
4. PROFIT

benji106

25-10-10, 08:56 AM

Hit them with a car, get done for death by dangerous driving, probably go to jail but for far less time than a murder conviction (ok so the maxuimum is 14 years but your more likely to get 2-5) get out, no looking over your shoulder fo the rest of you life.

metalangel

25-10-10, 08:59 AM

no looking over your shoulder fo the rest of you life.

You might be, in the showers for Big Bubba. And then when you're out, for the relatives of your victim.

Sosha

25-10-10, 12:57 PM