help me wind up my mate please

[husky03]

my mates selling his ktm on ebay


please please can you bombard him with idiotic questions

husky:)

[andrewsmith]

haha you are cruel.

U wanting to give him a taste of what you go through?

[husky03]

hates getting asked about powerbands on each gear and tyre size

[andrewsmith]

haha

if you've got one u want posted put it up and i'll bang it on

[Bibio]

done :D

[husky03]

some one ask what the weight limit and seat hight is please-tell him your a bodybuilder who is 18 stone but only got 26inch inside leg

[andrewsmith]

done

[davepreston]

i see you bought this bike in perth, do you have the import docs from down under and is there any problems with the gravity feed fueling with it now being in the northern hemisphere

[allantheboss]

I asked how many spokes are on each wheel

[Amplimator]

I see you want to get rid of it until your studies end in 2 years. What happens if i dont want to give it back after that 2 years is up?
Thanks

[husky03]

cheers guys:cheers:

[danf1234]

Just asked him:

I have a hyabusa engine and want an off road bike that will go really fast. Do you think this will fit in the frame and make the bike go really fast over the big jumps.
Cheers,
Dan

[husky03]

lovin it

[andrewsmith]

Just asked him:

I have a hyabusa engine and want an off road bike that will go really fast. Do you think this will fit in the frame and make the bike go really fast over the big jumps.
Cheers,
Dan

:winner:

He has to know that someone is taking the p***

[Dave20046]

:winner:

He has to know that someone is taking the p***

I'm wondering whether he's going to take the sarcastic/funny side approach or abusive mail.
stay tuned.

[andrewsmith]

i'm betting abusive!!!

I'll post the response once a get it

[beabert]

How many wheels it got?

[minimorecambe]

"just wondering if it is possible to fit mirrors onto the bike, just incase I need to retouch my makeup on-route?"

[DarrenSV650S]

Hi. Is this shaft driven? I'm looking for a good touring bike for me and the wife

Thanks

[JamesMio]

Aiii't, iz you interested in a swap / px deal on dis byke? I got a CG125 in red, with a go-faster stripe down the left hand side an itz proppa brum brum fast and on the paperwork it said that Rossi was a previous owner but he got rid of it coz he coulndt handle da powa. Lol.

Lemme know if you is keen, coz i'm sure you know this sort of machine ain't gonna be around for long, suppli an demand, innit.

Laters.

[hongman]

LOL

[yorkie_chris]

Good morning sir

i am representing of my client mr jurgen gestapfe who is currently serving of eu navy. He has interest of buying your motored cycle and has instructed me to pay by certified chequ and arrange collection by courier

yours in peace of god and jesus christ

signed
mr johnson muende j.d llm esq.



That looked more 419-ish with it all in caps but the forum edited that for me. Bah!


Annnnd now I can't sign into eGay... someone else feel free to send that lot to him!! Post the reply on here!

[DarrenSV650S]

Hi. Is this shaft driven? I'm looking for a good touring bike for me and the wife

Thanks

Just got a reply lol

Hi Bud, I'm afraid it's not shaft driven however it is ideal for you, if you fancy touring through fields wae the missus. Ah'll even chuck in a coupla carrier bags for your kit to save on panniers!!

Thanks for the wind up, ah mean enquiry!!

[minimorecambe]

"just wondering if it is possible to fit mirrors onto the bike, just incase I need to retouch my makeup on-route?"


My reply

"It sure is, I have a set of ford transit mirrors ah'll fit free of charge! As for the make up, you dont need it your too good looking, go au natural!

Thanks for the wind up, ah mean enquiry!! He!"

[dyzio]

Is it possible to convert it to left hand drive?

[davepreston]

i see you bought this bike in perth, do you have the import docs from down under and is there any problems with the gravity feed fueling with it now being in the northern hemisphere

responce
G'day mate, the bike runs bonza and it turns the shielas heads. I even have a kangaroo skin seat cover and a kangaroo pouch fitted for keepin yer cold ones in!

obliged for the wind up, ah mean enquiry mate!!

[L3nny]

I sent this one

hi there is the bike 2 or 4 stroke and wat sort of price u got in mind

[-Ralph-]

I sent this one

hi there is the bike 2 or 4 stroke and wat sort of price u got in mind

Oh dear, he's typed what seems to be a serious response to this one with a mobile number, I wonder if it's actually his number? This wind up could escalate to a whole new level!! Morning radio station stuff anyone? Pretend to be L3nny making further enquiries? Record it and stick it on you tube? :smt077

[andrewsmith]

hahaha

I think he's twigged.

Dear,

Hi mate, not sure of the weight and height limit however i can include a pair of platforms and some ephedra if it helps!!

Cheers for the wind up, ah mean enquiry!

- d.unit01

[Dave20046]

I think he's been watching the news about the dolorean on ebay , just sprouted some stuff about the flux capacitor

[allantheboss]

Hey dude, looks awesome. How many spokes are on each
wheel? I have a mate who crashed once because there
were too many spokes. Thanks



"Hey dude, tooo many spokes for me to count, there's more spokes than I have fingers! I bet your mate had spokey dokeys on his and couldn't concentrate on the road for looking at them!! Common problem!!

Thanks for the wind up, ah mean enquiry."

[Bibio]

i got a sensible response :(

can this bike be lowered and ridden on the road?
............
Hi mate, thanks for the enquiry. Unfortunately ah can't answer that one, I'm not sur of what's required and the cost implications, my advice is consult a KTM dealer if you are interested.

Cheers!

more wind up is in order i think :mrgreen:

[Paul the 6th]

Hiya mate,

would you be interested in breaking the bike at all? I'm after:

- the frame
- the engine
- the wheels
- the swing arm
- forks
- swingarm
- front and rear brakes
- wheels with tyres
- chain & sprockets
- seat
- battery
- all bodywork including headlight, numberplate and mirrors
- petrol tank....

Think that's about it, I'll let you know if I need anything else from the bike. Since I wouldn't be buying the bike whole, would you accept around £400 for it? And do you have access to a van to deliver? I'm in York but would need the bike to be delivered to London..

I have cash waiting. Thanks in advance, Paul w

[speedplay]

I think this is just cruel.

You wouldn't get me doing this to my mate...

[davepreston]

dam i cant find that thread at all speedplay, but i know its there you evil evil man

[Paul the 6th]

Hiya mate,

would you be interested in breaking the bike at all? I'm after:

- the frame
- the engine
- the wheels
- the swing arm
- forks
- swingarm
- front and rear brakes
- wheels with tyres
- chain & sprockets
- seat
- battery
- all bodywork including headlight, numberplate and mirrors
- petrol tank....

Think that's about it, I'll let you know if I need anything else from the bike. Since I wouldn't be buying the bike whole, would you accept around £400 for it? And do you have access to a van to deliver? I'm in York but would need the bike to be delivered to London..

I have cash waiting. Thanks in advance, Paul w


Dear paul_the_6th,

Hiya mate,
sounds like a good offer, you send the cash up to me in used notes and I'll have the bike crushed into a convenient sized block and I'll post it where ever it suits!!

Thanks for the wind up!!

Ah think ah'll have to join the SV forum, you folks are quality!!!! I like a good laugh!

- d.unit01
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[Paul the 6th]

"Thanks for the wind up!!"

2 x exclamation marks and he missed "er, I mean enquiry" this time.. Is he getting mad yet?

Might send him one back saying "there's no need to be rude, I just don't want the whole bike... could you supply reflectors, numberplate and v5 as well?"

[husky03]

he took it all in good fun-unfortunately he seems to have had a gen enquiry but thought it was one of us and replied appropriately

h.

[Bluefish]

lol, you better but it off him then husky, at least he has taken it all in good humor.

[dyzio]

I think this is just cruel.

You wouldn't get me doing this to my mate...

dam i cant find that thread at all speedplay, but i know its there you evil evil man



http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=141374&highlight=plowsie

[speedplay]

http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=141374&highlight=plowsie


Theres one for my mates zx track bike too somewhere;)

[christopher]

"Do you know if it would it be possible to convert this bike to run on diesel?

Not sure bout the diesel conversion, however if your looking for an eco-friendly number I could take the current engine out, attach a big speaker to the back, give you a microphone to talk into and there you have it, the worlds first wind powered bike! Deal??
You sv forum dudes are quality, makin this ebay milarky fun!! This could catch on, watch out facebook!!!"