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husky03
29-10-10, 05:48 PM
Well after the wee ebay jest on here with you guys i got double dunted yesterday-

1-got held on at work when i needed away on time(the mrs said"make sure you get away on time as its the big wee mans halloween party"-, not a problem i says, then riding back to the station we come across a motorbike thief-end up finishing three hours late and get a right doin off the mrs.

2-didn't have any lunch yesterday so when i finally got back to the station wolfed down a chicken sandwich that i had left on my desk-felt bad straight away, went to my bed at 21.15, then an hour later i was on the pan with my head in the sink-irn bru coloured water from both ends until back of 5 this morning.Got sent home from work today with a ring piece like a burst beetroot and a throat like a turkeys gizzard.

karmas a biatch

maviczap
29-10-10, 05:50 PM
That'll learn ya, as we say round e'arr

GWS, nowt worse that food poisioning, sure your mate didn't leave it on your desk?

Bluepete
29-10-10, 05:52 PM
A real Cop would have managed that chicken butty...

Kebabs for breakfast makes you immune!

Didn't know that's how Irn Bru was made though! Tastes like it too.

Pete ;)

Milky Bar Kid
29-10-10, 05:58 PM
A real Cop would have managed that chicken butty...

Kebabs for breakfast makes you immune!

Didn't know that's how Irn Bru was made though! Tastes like it too.

Pete ;)

OI! Don't diss the Irn Bru!!:smt070

Unlucky Husky!!

husky03
29-10-10, 05:59 PM
i've been sipping freezing cold irn bru since i got in-its working, but the wee wee mans just had a hum dinger of a stinky nappy and i'm feeling queezy:sick:

Specialone
29-10-10, 06:04 PM
I bet your mate had something to do with it lol

Dave20046
29-10-10, 06:04 PM
gutted, if it helps I've had a ****er of a week started no later than 8am and finished no earlier than 9pm everyday, eating if I was lucky. And after putting all that in missed the deadline thanks to crap beyond my control, losing thousands of pounds for the company and inevitably looking a proper pr1ck in the process.

Thinking about it, it all started to turn sour after winding up your mate...


Did you get a result with the bike thief?

Bluepete
29-10-10, 06:05 PM
the wee wee mans just had a hum dinger of a stinky nappy and i'm feeling queezy:sick:

Does it look and have the consistancy of Chicken Korma?

Pete ;)

maviczap
29-10-10, 06:12 PM
Didn't know that's how Irn Bru was made though! Tastes like it too.

I thought it was made from Grrrrriiirders :)

maviczap
29-10-10, 06:12 PM
Does it look and have the consistancy of Chicken Korma?

Pete ;)

Or picallili :p

dizzyblonde
29-10-10, 06:14 PM
i've been sipping freezing cold irn bru since i got in-its working, but the wee wee mans just had a hum dinger of a stinky nappy and i'm feeling queezy:sick:

bet its not as bad as this ones nappies. Hes bunged up(not his nose), got a cold, and he farts like a rotten egg:thumbdown:
We're all ill, Pegs been off work with the man flu!

Does it look and have the consistancy of Chicken Korma?

Pete ;)

NO.....its green:smt078

husky03
29-10-10, 06:22 PM
bet its not as bad as this ones nappies. Hes bunged up(not his nose), got a cold, and he farts like a rotten egg:thumbdown:
We're all ill, Pegs been off work with the man flu!



NO.....its green:smt078
i remember those ones diz-the first one reminds me of the expanding foam filler you get.

Did you get a result with the bike thief?

yep mate, bang to rights the scrote, know for stealing anything with any engine-the guy whose bike it was didn't even know it was gone-check your bike regular if your putting it away for winter

Dave20046
29-10-10, 06:23 PM
yep mate, bang to rights the scrote, know for stealing anything with any engine-the guy whose bike it was didn't even know it was gone-check your bike regular if your putting it away for winter

Nice work :smt038

husky03
29-10-10, 06:25 PM
Nice work :smt038

i thank you kind sir:)

Dave20046
29-10-10, 06:27 PM
Should have got home and asked the angry mrs how many crime-inals she'd caught all day, and got all self righteous on her ass.
That would have shut her up*





*Or exasperated matters

husky03
29-10-10, 06:33 PM
Should have got home and asked the angry mrs how many crime-inals she'd caught all day, and got all self righteous on her ass.
That would have shut her up*





*Or exasperated matters

No chance -she had to get the mother in law over(35 mile round trip) at an hours notice-the two of them would have tag teamed my ass big style-i know when to shut it for an easier life(cause i learned the hard way before:()