Who do you want to....

[Milky Bar Kid]

...be?

Which celebrity/star/sports person or anyone else high profile would you like to be?

Obviously this is just for laughs!

I want to be Cheryl Cole! Because I do. No other reason!! So go on, tell us who you would want to be!

[Holdup]

I want to be Cheryl Cole so i can look at myself in the mirror












constantly

[Wideboy]

chuck norris

[fizzwheel]

keithd

[Geodude]

Carlos Slim Helu

[Specialone]

Rambo

[Bluepete]

Me, but a little slimmer and with a modest lottery win.

Pete ;)

[-Ralph-]

Keith Lemon

[Milky Bar Kid]

Keith Lemon

Shiiiiiitiiiiiiiing!

AWESOME!!!

Best answer so far. Don't be a dingbat!

If a don't see you froo't week, al see you froo't winda

[barwel1992]

travis pastrana

[TazDaz]

Ken Block

[Lozzo]

Hugh Heffner

[thulfi]

Usain Bolt or Jack Nicholson

[MR UKI (1)]

James May

[Bri w]

Any top Surgeon.

Failing that, Valetino Rossi.

[B1k3R]

Leonardo da Vinci.

[Treacle]

Steven Seagal

[Bluefish]

lewis hamilton

[tigersaw]

Leonardo da Vinci.
He aint well though

[andrewsmith]

Chuck Norris gets my vote

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever hit Steven Seagal

[Jordy]

Jorge Lorenzo B-)

[hongman]

My daughter.

I would get my ass wiped, cleaned, fed, sleep when I want, smile and get fussed over, etc :D

[gruntygiggles]

Sandra Bullock and forget the mirror, I'd be too busy ;-)

[Milky Bar Kid]

Sandra Bullock and forget the mirror, I'd be too busy ;-)

That made me choke on my tea!!!:thumright:

[Viney]

keithd:winner:

Me, erm, George Clooney

[Viney]

My daughter.

I would get my ass wiped, cleaned, fed, sleep when I want, smile and get fussed over, etc :DDont you thnk at 22 that she should do that stuff on her own

[Quedos]

I don't want to be anybody famous I'm quite happy being me! ( for once)

though

Helena Bonham Carter or Honor Blackman

[Dicky Ticker]

I think a cross between Frankie Boyle and Jeremy Clarkson as both of them say what they mean and can be a bit controversial

And Rab C Nesbitt for my stupidity side:D

[B1k3R]

He aint well though

Oh. I thought it was the cheese.....................

[dizzyblonde]

chuck norris


Nope sorry thats already meeeee:smt006:smt006

Mind you saying that I wouldn't mind being Alan Sugar

Your Fired:smt070:D


Then again, I wouldn't mind being Diana Rigg, as Mrs Peel

[JamesMio]

Jamie Redknapp, but for only half an hour or so per day (;))

[andrewsmith]

Chuck Norris gets my vote

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever hit Steven Seagal

Nope sorry thats already meeeee:smt006:smt006

Haha want a fight for it Dizz???

[Daimo]

And top flight motorcycle racer.

Good money, admired by a cool crowed, but could still pop to tesco to get your breadand milk without being harrassed.

Unless your Rossi of course.

[andrewsmith]

As long as you don't say Casey Moaner your safe!

[Daimo]

Casey has a hot wife
A cool house
Lives in Australia
Knows some of the best motorcycle racers
Good bank balance
Even gets free cars.
Best medical care.

So what he moans, look in the mirror and i'll bet you moan in some ways. Just his moans are on TV so in your face. I moan a lot at work, its part of life. Hate the haters. The boy can ride. Did anyone whinge about Nigel Mansell's moans? He was awful at it the pompus snob, but oh no, he's British....

[Roberrrrt]

Quagmire.
Giggidy :)

[collis]

3) Hugh laurie - Loves his bikes
2) John Travolta - who else do you know with a runway as a drive and an airplane in the garage?
1) Tom Cruise - also loves his bikes (you can find the top gear epp from last series with him and his lovely wife on it)

I've numbered them in order of who i'd be.

[Owenski]

+1 on pastrana