View Full Version : OK you lot, who has pinched the car key
timwilky
03-11-10, 05:02 PM
So got up this morning cannot find the car key and had to go to work using the manual (no remote) spare.
Who has nicked it?. I obviously had it when I parked up last night. I know I put it on the side in the kitchen where I always do, the only place I have been is to walk the dog in the woods, and retraced my steps this afternoon looking.
Did I say I know I left it on the side in the kitchen.
When I walked the dog, I got ear ache from the wife as she had just cleaned the kitchen when I got back. The daughter moaned she couldn't find it when she wanted to move it and had to use the spare.
The org knows everything. So who knows where the key is as I am in for an almighty ear busting and bill for replacement
maviczap
03-11-10, 05:08 PM
It'll be in the same place Tatcom found his, under the sofa in a place only known to the key gremlin :rolleyes:
If its for a Vauxhall, then about £120 for a chipped key :smt091
Usual womans response: on the side :smt102
ithe usual response - where you left it
davepreston
03-11-10, 05:18 PM
try at the club :)
I take it the famous "bloke look" revealed nothing?
Does the dog look a bit unhappy? As in "I'm not looking forward to shifting this pointy metal thing" unhappy? :D
Bluepete
03-11-10, 05:22 PM
It's over there.
Left a bit,
There.
Glad to be of help!
Pete ;)
Seeing as though its nearly that time again...
http://www.britishtheatreguide.info/images/It%27s%20Behind%20You!%20cover.jpg
Oh no its........:rolleyes:
MisterTommyH
03-11-10, 05:44 PM
It'll be in the last place you look.......it always is
Down the back of the sofa!
Bluefish
03-11-10, 06:49 PM
have you turned it off and on again hth
Geodude
03-11-10, 07:08 PM
In the pocket of the clothes you wore yesterday.
Obviously, all the crap left lying around was sorted into a nice pile when wife cleaned the kitchen.
Honestly, we cook, we clean, we service your needs and still get grief for trying to tidy up after you!
Obviously, all the crap left lying around was sorted into a nice pile when wife cleaned the kitchen.
Honestly, we cook, we clean, we service your needs and still get grief for trying to tidy up after you!
Everything has a place, and when you 'tidy' things get lost, FACT! :eye:
Bluepete
03-11-10, 07:30 PM
I need a good service!
Pete ;)
bet he's dropped them down the pan whiles going for a dump and is now trying to blame everyone else.
-Ralph-
03-11-10, 08:41 PM
Hang on, I'll ask my 3 yr old, he ALWAYS knows where lost keys are.
punyXpress
03-11-10, 09:09 PM
Favourite way of nicking cars these days:
' Borrow ' key
Collect car at leisure
ps: hope not :mad:
barwel1992
03-11-10, 09:14 PM
at about 12o tomorrow it will be dripping out the dogs **** ;)
Dave20046
03-11-10, 10:28 PM
See if senility is covered by your insurer, some offer key replacements without losing your NCB & paying excess.
454697819
04-11-10, 08:09 AM
have you turned it off and on again hth
thats my line...:mad:
Tim, your loving wife will have "tidied it away" meaning she will have moved it, forgotten and then blame you when she finds it two days after having a new one delivered from Vauxhall.
Bluepete
04-11-10, 08:13 AM
thats my line...:mad:
Tim, your loving wife will have "tidied it away" meaning she will have moved it, forgotten and then blame you when she finds it two days after having a new one delivered from Vauxhall.
Nah, she's from Salford.
She's given the key to some scally to use the car for a "quiet little earner" so long as it comess back with at least three wheels and some glass intact!
I told you Tim, it's over there...
Pete ;)
timwilky
04-11-10, 08:14 AM
Alex, far worse than Vauxhall, it is Ford. As in the remote fob for the daughter car. The ear bending I got last night, you would think she was my wife not daughter. Obviously got advanced nagging lessons from her mum. Remember she was the one who hid my bike keys to make sure I did some DIY, and then went on holiday forgetting to return the keys.
If it isn't found or replaced by the weekend she is threatening to loose both my car keys. And I know she is evil enough to do it.
timwilky
04-11-10, 08:21 AM
Pete, many years ago my father stopped in Moss Side to buy some cigars, as he left the news agent he was relieved of his car keys, watch and wallet by 3 brick out houses. They gave him a fiver out of his wallet and said catch the bus. He didn't argue.
2 days later the car was used in an armed robbery. The grief/agro all round. There were underhand accusations that he had funded the robbery, that the guns used were mine etc. Even though the car was recovered very quickly it took months for it to be returned by GMP. So Wilky cars being used for little earners does not sit comfortable with me.
454697819
04-11-10, 08:23 AM
Alex, far worse than Vauxhall, it is Ford. As in the remote fob for the daughter car. The ear bending I got last night, you would think she was my wife not daughter. Obviously got advanced nagging lessons from her mum. Remember she was the one who hid my bike keys to make sure I did some DIY, and then went on holiday forgetting to return the keys.
If it isn't found or replaced by the weekend she is threatening to loose both my car keys. And I know she is evil enough to do it.
if its a ford why does she need the key, can't she just pop the lock?
unless its a new fangled ford then she might need a brick to "unlock" the car...
-Ralph-
04-11-10, 09:44 AM
The ear bending I got last night, you would think she was my wife not daughter.
Remember she was the one who hid my bike keys to make sure I did some DIY, and then went on holiday forgetting to return the keys.
If it isn't found or replaced by the weekend she is threatening to loose both my car keys. And I know she is evil enough to do it.
Sounds like you need to stick her in her place, whose roof does she live under? Whose car is it in the first place?
Sounds like you need to stick her in her place, whose roof does she live under? Whose car is it in the first place?
+1
timwilky
04-11-10, 10:13 AM
Sounds like you need to stick her in her place, whose roof does she live under? Whose car is it in the first place?
Her car. I am accused of loosing her keys. Yes I was the last to drive it, but only because she had taken my car as it had a full tank of fuel, she works 90 miles away, and I only work 8 miles away. so we agree she puts the miles on my car when I don't need it.
Dicky Ticker
04-11-10, 02:41 PM
Should I put a key bleeper on your Xmas list Tim along with the anger management course for your daughter:D
timwilky
04-11-10, 03:47 PM
Just had a text from her :-
Sorry I had a go at you about the car key. X
So she must have a soft spot somewhere, despite a heart of pure granite.
tactcom7
04-11-10, 04:11 PM
She's found it that's why!
Probably in her womens tardis, or 'purse' as they like to call them.
My gf once asked me to ring her phone because it was in her handbag but she couldn't find which pocket it was in!
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