I am diseased!

[Jayneflakes]

I am diseased, unclean, pestilential even! :smt078

I have picked up a cold and have lost my voice, which is great because I am working on my radio show again tomorrow. So in honour of this joyous occasion, I have decide to do a whole show dedicated to disease.

I did not know that there were so many metal songs written about Leprosy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leprosy)! Gross... :smt103

As for the cold though, it seems that I picked it up from a Health Spa, having spent ten minutes in a steam room with a sneezing bint! :smt013
So much for the good job of the health spa.

I have sent wifey out to get me pills and potions of a medicinal nature, so am expecting her back with chocolate and lager! =D>

I hate colds, spent half of last night coughing up filth from my lungs, do you know the worst part of it? Wifey, who is a smoker, is perfectly fit and healthy. How does that work? I am the sporty one, who goes to health spas and I am the one who gets all of the diseases! :-({|=

Going back to bed in a minute to read the book I got for my Birthday, the latest Iain M Banks novel, Thirty pages in and already it is amazing. Maybe I will enjoy this cold after all.

Don't forget to tune in tomorrow for my disease special. :smt077

[tigersaw]

I never used to get poorly when I smoked either

[Bri w]

Jayne, you know my cure to all the ills.

Get the Dettol and a wire brush, and get Carol to give you a good scrub all over.

[Jayneflakes]

Jayne, you know my cure to all the ills.

Get the Dettol and a wire brush, and get Carol to give you a good scrub all over. :smt103

Thanks Bri, will remember that little tip! :evil:

Feel worse today, spent all of yesterday in bed, I was exhausted by nine PM and fell asleep a little later. I know how to live me... :-({|=

[G]

I had to use a helicopter rebreather whilst doing sone training the other day. It's basically a bag that you breathe into whilst stuck underwater.

They were fecking filthy and never cleaned so 100's of others dirty buggers doing the same training had breathed into them... Low and behold I have had MAN Flu for the past 2 weeks.

Not best pleased.

[Jayneflakes]

It is a filthy time of year for sure, using a rebreather in a crashed helicopter sounds vile at the best of times, with it being full of phlegm and filth from other users! Gross... :puker:




On another note, I am now on the play list for real.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs967.snc4/76013_450552561585_308882606585_5673155_3344737_n. jpg

Come and check me out, bring all of your diseases! :-({|=

[andrewsmith]

Hope you feel better Jayne.

Its a talking point if you do a phone in

[minimorecambe]

:smt056 Get well soon Jayne x

[Jayneflakes]

Thank you folks, that is very kind of you and I have used your idea Andrew! Cheers. :D

I announced Bri W's cleansing idea on air and got a reaction of "Give it a try and report back!" So Bri, I shall hand that over to you mate! ;-)

[Bri w]

Dettol kills 99% of all known germs.

And for those of you with a skin complaint, or blemish, why waste money on expensive laser surgery. A cheese grater rubbed on the offending areas will remove that unsightly blemish or itch.

And if you struggle to hear because of excessive earwax don't use a corkscrew or an awl. Get your partner to drip some battery acid in there.

If you fail a little faint I would recommend bathing in flourecent paint... faintness cured

I would like to take this opportunity to let you know I don't have a medical degree, although I have watched numerous vetenary programmes.

[andrewsmith]

Dettol kills 99% of all known germs.

And for those of you with a skin complaint, or blemish, why waste money on expensive laser surgery. A cheese grater rubbed on the offending areas will remove that unsightly blemish or itch.

And if you struggle to hear because of excessive earwax don't use a corkscrew or an awl. Get your partner to drip some battery acid in there.

If you fail a little faint I would recommend bathing in flourecent paint... faintness cured

I would like to take this opportunity to let you know I don't have a medical degree, although I have watched numerous vetenary programmes.

Edited for you Bri

True Northerner. Bah!! the docs is for whimps

[Jayneflakes]

Bri, you are a very bad man...


Your comment about Dettol and a wire brush raised a few squeaks on my show! Some one actually said that it was a bit extreme!
My audience are a delicate bunch! ;-)