for sale - my life ..

[Quiff Wichard]

anyone want it..

open to offers.

[G]

58p and a melted Mars Bar?

[Bibio]

i'll do a swap. council house 2 kids and a wife.

plus points. you wont have a mortgage and you gain 2 kids as slaves. i know it sounds to good to be true.

[G]

i'll do a swap. council house 2 kids and a wife.

plus points. you wont have a mortgage and you gain 2 kids as slaves. i know it sounds to good to be true.

Whats the wife like? age/weight/photo preferred?






















;)

[Quiff Wichard]

mmm melted mars bar...

[timwilky]

2 pints of recycled best bitter, still warm!

[Bibio]

Whats the wife like? age/weight/photo preferred?



the U rating will not allow me to divulge. but to say Hagrid from HP would fit the bill.

[Quiff Wichard]

2 pints of recycled best bitter, still warm!


too salty Tim..

need watch me heart .

[Shellywoozle]

Will swap for mine.

I will throw in a pint too if ya want. Least I get a decent swap on the bike front LOL

On the condition we keep our own partners, no offence Mandy but you have not got the assets I require ;)

[petevtwin650]

You appear to have the perfect life to the casual observer, Quiff. The lovely Mandy, freedom to do bike trips and apparently hardly any work to do but enough pay to live well. Only negative is of course that god damn ugly Viffer.

Get yourself a Duke and your perfect life will be complete! :D

[600+]

Are you healthy? If yes then you already have the perfect life

[davepreston]

does mandy come with her special bikini :)

[speedplay]

how many previous owners does this life have other than mandy?

[davepreston]

how many previous owners does this life have other than mandy?
also i belive it is a repaired cat c at one point is there any other accidents i should be aware of

[yorkie_chris]

enough pay to live well.

Get yourself a Duke

One would cancel the other in that little change ;)

[ManxMatt34]

I'll swap your bike for my imaginary one? Just in the market, i'll even chuck in someone cardboard boxes? PM me!

[BernardBikerchick]

hmmmmm for sale eh >?? hmmmmm me wonders why .... ok you can pay me to buy you !!!!

[BanannaMan]

You know what they, It's lonely at the top.

Take (near worthless) US dollars?

[The Basket]

Learn to be content.

[kitkat]

sorry im skint ;)

[keith_d]

Is this like the corporate mergers where they buyer pays $1 for a huge corporation, but has to assume their vast debts and restructuring costs??

[Quedos]

I'll swop you BUT i want Mandy you can have the bike though

[dizzyblonde]

Quiffy vs the nappy mountain, hmmmmm now that would be interesting.
Plop n puke vs the OCD man



Its a deal:smt039

Quiet life with Mandy and Monty dog....oh such a dream ;-)

[petevtwin650]

I'll swop you BUT i want Mandy you can have the bike though

Naughty Q. Making every red blooded males pulse race a bit faster :smt016. Good decision on the bike too :D

[Quiff Wichard]

ha.

this was meant to be a laugh.. jsut to trigger some responses like the old org I remember ..when I used to visit a lot..

I aint been on lately cos it dont feel the same ..

My life is good.


even mand said this morning aint u happy ? someone had texted her pointing her to this thread.

it was supposed to be tongue in cheek and a giggle .. as most of my posts are.


my bike and Mandy are not for exchanging..

however .. Monty is negotiable.

[Quedos]

Naughty Q. Making every red blooded males pulse race a bit faster :smt016. Good decision on the bike too :D

thats my job sweetie - glad to see i'm still doing it right!

Quiff - you wouldn't want my life anyway its bit pants. but hey we can dream can't we??

[petevtwin650]

thats my job sweetie - glad to see i'm still doing it right!


Oh yes! ;)

even mand said this morning aint u happy ? someone had texted her pointing her to this thread.


That was neighbourly of them, Quiff. :smt071

ha.

this was meant to be a laugh.. jsut to trigger some responses like the old org I remember ..when I used to visit a lot..

I aint been on lately cos it dont feel the same ..

it was supposed to be tongue in cheek and a giggle .. as most of my posts are.



I know what you mean. Only this morning I was gonna start a thread titled 'Where have all the good times gone?' 'cos we found a rideout thread from only 18 months ago that was full of banter and pee taking but was also a damn good day out.

Time moves on , my friend :(

[Quiff Wichard]

maybe its just winter blues


me had a filling today and just texted mandy saying I am going for a lie on the bed after my "operation" .

[Shellywoozle]

ha.

this was meant to be a laugh.. jsut to trigger some responses like the old org I remember ..when I used to visit a lot..

I aint been on lately cos it dont feel the same ..

My life is good.


even mand said this morning aint u happy ? someone had texted her pointing her to this thread.

it was supposed to be tongue in cheek and a giggle .. as most of my posts are.


my bike and Mandy are not for exchanging..

however .. Monty is negotiable.

Swap him for Samson :p

[Speedy Claire]

As if you`d ever swap Mandy!!! :D

She`s such a wonderful person and I`m sure that as far as your life is concerned she`s the icing on your cake x

[Quiff Wichard]

As if you`d ever swap Mandy!!! :D

She`s such a wonderful person and I`m sure that as far as your life is concerned she`s the icing on your cake x


icing on the cake..

cherry on my top/

I am the pearl necklace round her neck :rolleyes:

[Shellywoozle]

icing on the cake..

cherry on my top/

I am the ball and chain around her ankle :rolleyes:

Thats not nice Quiffy :smt039