Scotland and Sausage...

[Stuuk1]

What is with you Scotish lot's sausages?! They are square... WTF!

Im working away up here (Im a southern softy from Kent) and its cold and when I have a fry up I just dont understand these sausages...

Please explain.

P.s. Im in my hotel room and bored so please dont be offended, I simply have nothing else to do, oddly 'sausage' came in to my head, dont go reading too much in to this... haha

[Bibio]

its the only way we can distinguish between haggis.. and its called lorne sausage if you must know.

[minimorecambe]

Ooh I love square sausages :)















That is so going to be taken out of context! #-o

[husky03]

see thats your education only begining-wait till you try a pizza crunch supper

[andrewsmith]

They are heart attacks in a bap!!!

The last time I had them the offending pan had about a double measeure (english sprit) of fat in it

[andrewsmith]

see thats your education only begining-wait till you try a pizza crunch supper

or a Stonner supper :lol:

(Yes I have seen one and would eat one)

[peterco]

Ask for link sausage

[Milky Bar Kid]

Bleurgh, me no likely Lorne Sausage, would much rather a link.

Best roll ever: link sausage, fried egg, tattie scone, black pudding and bacon...YUMMYYYYY!!

[Dave20046]

see thats your education only begining-wait till you try a pizza crunch supper

http://pugwash.info/articles/pizza/deep-fried-pizza-9.jpg
I ****ing love Scotland.

[Stuuk1]

Haha, is that a deep fried pizza?! That is awesome!!!

[Venom]

Looking at it...

http://eatscotland.visitscotland.com/food-drink/traditional-dishes/lorne-sausage.html

It's more of a loaf?

[northwind]

Wait til you see our eggs.

[husky03]

hehehe loving it-when I retire and stop lifting weights am gonna be a fat git who eats all the bad stuff-can't wait.

[andrewsmith]

this beats deep fried pizza

http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20060630015057755_2.jpg

[Nobbylad]

They don't do gravy up there either...it's salt'n'sauce - which is like a vinegar made of HP...it is nice though.

Then again, chippies darn sarf don't do gravy either....I mean...chips and gravy has got to be one of the most 'normal' combinations ever?

[Lozzo]

As my old dad would say "never trust a nation whose men dance, and trust them even less if they dance with their hands above the waist"

[Berlin]

Ooh I love square sausages :)



Round pegs and square holes just don't go. So loving square sausage may just work out for you ;)


There arew two things that the Scottish will never be able to beat the English at.
1) fish and chips
2) Black putting.

I've been up here for 18 months now and some of the offerings make me want to cry in pity!

C

[JamesMio]

They don't do gravy up there either...it's salt'n'sauce - which is like a vinegar made of HP...it is nice though.

That only tends to be around Edinburgh - but you're right, the chippys up here don't tend to have gravy, or chippy style curry sauce either.

[JamesMio]

Round pegs and square holes just don't go. So loving square sausage may just work out for you ;)


There arew two things that the Scottish will never be able to beat the English at.
1) fish and chips
2) Black putting.

I've been up here for 18 months now and some of the offerings make me want to cry in pity!

C

90% of the time, you're bob on, but the fish in some of the chippys over on the East coast is just sublime. Apart from the famous one at Anstruther (which, come to think of it I've never been to - might be a rideout for tomorrow's lunch!), some of the places around Arbroath and East Fife are fantastic.

[DarrenSV650S]

Chippys always have gravy and curry sauce :confused:

[JamesMio]

You'd be suprised mate, not some of the shoddy establishments down here in the deep south...

[andrewsmith]

I couldn't last time I was in North Berwick

edit: could get curry sauce, cos they did curry pizza

[Bibio]

As my old dad would say "never trust a nation whose men dance, and trust them even less if they dance with their hands above the waist"

hahahahaaa so WTF is morris dancing.

[Dicky Ticker]

People eat sausage sandwiches,fact,so if the normal bread is flat and square you make a sausage to fit the bread--------SIMPLES:rolleyes:
This is based on Scottish ingenuity and inventiveness
Southern link sausage needs to have a a special loaf baked to fit the sausage,not quite so simples:confused:

[maviczap]

hahahahaaa so WTF is morris dancing.

At least they're not wearing skirts when morris dancing ;)

Which Lozzo should have also said, don't trust men who wear skirts :D

[maviczap]

People eat sausage sandwiches,fact,so if the normal bread is flat and square you make a sausage to fit the bread--------SIMPLES:rolleyes:
This is based on Scottish ingenuity and inventiveness
Southern link sausage needs to have a a special loaf baked to fit the sausage,not quite so simples:confused:

Simples yes, its easier to make a square than a tube ;)

[husky03]

At least they're not wearing skirts when morris dancing ;)

Which Lozzo should have also said, don't trust men who wear skirts :D

your right-i'm sure you'd rather be wearing trousers to the knee with tights from the feet up and lets not forget your jingle jangle bells;)

tights and bells-ultra gayness pufters:-s

kilt with your tackle out underneath-show of manlyness women pumping machines:p

:Dnuff said

[maviczap]

your right-i'm sure you'd rather be wearing trousers to the knee with tights from the feet up and lets not forget your jingle jangle bells;)

tights and bells-ultra gayness pufters:-s

kilt with your tackle out underneath-show of manlyness women pumping machines:p

:Dnuff said

Hahahaha laarffed moi socks off :p

[husky03]

lets get the org women to tell us which does it for them-

these gaylords-

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p283/sallyisaacs/2007/DSCF1034.jpg

or these fine examples of testosterone filled joy givers-

http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq155/sucarina/under_the_kilt_3.jpg

hehehe

[maviczap]

lets get the org women to tell us which does it for them-

these gaylords-

http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq155/sucarina/under_the_kilt_3.jpg



Updated for you:p

At least the morris dancers were keeping a good distance between each other and not showing their undercarriage

Looks like Jock has been rebuffed by Willy ;) Or he's playing hard to get.

Hehehe :p

[Lozzo]

hahahahaaa so WTF is morris dancing.

Honestly?.... It's gay, that's what it is.

My old dad isn't 100% English and I'm even less so, so we can get away with saying these things.

[-Ralph-]

Round pegs and square holes just don't go. So loving square sausage may just work out for you ;)


There arew two things that the Scottish will never be able to beat the English at.
1) fish and chips
2) Black putting.

I've been up here for 18 months now and some of the offerings make me want to cry in pity!

C

You've been going to the wrong f****g places matey! F****g Cod & Chips bollox that's been in a freezer for three weeks and is chewy at the edges? Gimme a Haddock that was bought from Anstruther fish market a few hours before it was fried any day.

I don't know what black putting is, but Black Pudding in England is full of big cubes of fat! Yuck! Even Halls stuff from the supermarket is better than that. Get yourself over to Bothwell and try the best black pudding in Scotland from this guy http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=bothwell&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Bothwell,+Glasgow,+South+Lanarkshire,+United +Kingdom&ll=55.802716,-4.068144&spn=0.00224,0.006866&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=55.802744,-4.068299&panoid=CaIMN6GUfTVEL2rONpK3pA&cbp=12,204.09,,0,12.17

[missyburd]

Haha, is that a deep fried pizza?! That is awesome!!!

Wow.



or these fine examples of testosterone filled testicles -

http://i443.photobucket.com/albums/qq155/sucarina/under_the_kilt_3.jpg

hehehe

edited :P

[kitkat]

ooh I love square sausage, fits so much better in a piece. also love white pudding which is an east coast thingy. You should buy the stuff in bulk and have a market stall in kent, you will make a fortune.

[Davadvice]

You've been going to the wrong f****g places matey! F****g Cod & Chips bollox that's been in a freezer for three weeks and is chewy at the edges? Gimme a Haddock that was bought from Anstruther fish market a few hours before it was fried any day.

I don't know what black putting is, but Black Pudding in England is full of big cubes of fat! Yuck! Even Halls stuff from the supermarket is better than that. Get yourself over to Bothwell and try the best black pudding in Scotland from this guy http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&q=bothwell&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Bothwell,+Glasgow,+South+Lanarkshire,+United +Kingdom&ll=55.802716,-4.068144&spn=0.00224,0.006866&t=h&z=18&layer=c&cbll=55.802744,-4.068299&panoid=CaIMN6GUfTVEL2rONpK3pA&cbp=12,204.09,,0,12.17


Got to agree, chip chick inn in fulton street glasgow is also ace

also stornoway black pudding is by far the best there is!!

square sausages are excelent, i do like some round slice as well.
and with good tattie scones none of that ****ty hash-brown.

[dizzyblonde]

You don't know what fish n chips are until you've been to Whitby. They deep fry whales there, and they have to cart em in on a wheelbarrow, just to serve on your very own platter!

[SIII]

Scottish Breakfast wins hands down any day - Lorne sausage(square), White puddin, sliced fried haggis, tattie scone etc - way better than that southern sofftie english with tomatoes!!!!wtf tomatoes for breakfast!!!

As for chippies, have to concede that one:(
Chippies in South west Scotland are Gash and even worse in Glasgow. :(:(:(
Although the 'other' chippie in Anstruther is bloody good.

Give me Sheffield Fishcake(2 slice of potato with fish in the middle and then battered) and Curry sauce anyday.

[-Ralph-]

There's a lot more than one good chippy at Anstruther you know. From Berwick on Tweed to Peterhead, and along to Lossiemouth too. Even some further up the west coast. Shame they forgot to open one in Edinburgh!